The idea of Louis van Gaal having his own verified official Twitter account is…..well, Kim Kardashian will actually develop a talent before that happens. We love Louis van Gaal because he has a big personality. Yes, he has a huge ego, but that is why he succeeds. You need someone with big time confidence to manage a big club and handle big time pressure.
LVG is all of those. Also, Van Gaal rarely makes it through a press conference without referring to himself in the third person. “The world did not change in regards to Danny Welbeck,” said Louis van Gaal.
With all this mind, he’s ripe for parody and here are a couple hilarious Louis van Gaal parody accounts. First you have “Boss Man” @DutchVanGaal
The Man City fans are early today pic.twitter.com/9WXNG6Y4oi
— Boss Man (@DutchVanGaal) November 22, 2014
No more international breaks until March 2015. pic.twitter.com/eMBqr92GX5
— Boss Man (@DutchVanGaal) November 19, 2014
What’s that shit in the centre circle on the Wembley pitch? Oh i sorry it just Jordan Henderson — Boss Man (@DutchVanGaal) November 15, 2014
Then you have the account just titled Louis van Gaal @_VanGaal
1-0 up with 0 shots on target. Only I can do this. pic.twitter.com/DiPBhOCSCq
— Louis Van Gaal (@_VanGaal) November 22, 2014
Chris Smalling. pic.twitter.com/Hlao5oTIyM
— Louis Van Gaal (@_VanGaal) November 2, 2014
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