by: David K.
Anytime I have written anything about Carlos Zambrano, I always half-jokingly mention his craziness and habit of taking out his anger out on helpless Gatorade jugs. Now you know why.
Big Z lost it Wednesday afternoon, throwing an impressive tantrum by bumping the home plate umpire then throwing HIM out of the game, whipping the ball into the outfield, slamming his glove on the ground, and then taking a bat to the new Gatorade dispenser in the Cubs dug-out like it was the copier in Office Space after disagreeing with a close play at the plate. Cue up the Geto Boys, “Die Mother F@!&ers, Die Mother F@!&ers, Still!”
The thing that really irks me about another Los blow-up is that it came in the seventh inning of a tied game when the Cubs needed him to finish out his solid performance. Way to have the team’s best interest in mind, Z. You make Milton Bradley and Lindsey Lohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson look sane. Now, you will likely see a hefty fine and multi-game suspension. Just what the Cubs need.
A friend recently pointed out to me that since his power out-burst of hitting three home runs during a four-game span, Ryan Theriot, who only hit one longball in 2008, hit two more jacks, but just five singles in his next 17 games and saw his average dip fifty-points. That is what happens when a 5-11, 175 pound shortstop who makes his living using the opposite field and getting on base for the big bats behind him suddenly hits a couple bombs and thinks he is a home run threat. Thankfully, The Riot has gone back to his old ways in the Pirates’ series in which he was 7-11 with three doubles and ZERO home runs.
Now I know how Brewers’ fans felt last season whenever Eric Gagne toed the rubber in the ninth inning to try and close out a game. I trust Kevin Gregg as much as I would trust Michael Jackson with my first born child. Gregg is not quite in Brad Lidge territory (8.85 ERA, 2.07 WHIP), but he certainly doesn’t put Cubs fans at ease in the ninth inning, as he has allowed at least one base runner in all but one of his save opportunities. What is it going to take for Carlos Marmol to get the closer job? Maybe Gregg needs shoulder stiffness and a short stint on the DL.
By the way, this rule needs to change. On May 16th against the Astros, Gregg came in to close things out in the ninth with the Cubs leading 4-0. He proceeded to give up back-to-back solo home runs, two singles, and then a hit batsman. Aaron Heilman then relieved Gregg with the bases loaded and gave-up a two-run single to tie the game at four. So Gregg allowed four earned runs without recording a single out, but did not get credited with the blown save. Heilman did. That’s just not fair.
The Cubs are hurting worse than the Cavs NBA Title hopes. Los comes off the disabled list just as Rich Harden is sidelined with a back strain. (At least it’s not his shoulder this time.) Aramis Ramirez has been on the DL since May 10th with a shoulder injury and still is not close to partaking in baseball activities. Aaron Miles was just put on the shelf with a sore shoulder. Ryan Freel left Wednesday’s game with a lingering hamstring injury and will likely be placed on the DL as well. Bobby Scales was recently suffering from flu-like symptoms and sent down to Triple-A because the Cubs need healthy bodies on their roster, but could be called back up if Freel is indeed placed on the DL. Derrek Lee has been banged up as well, most recently missing a few games due to the flu. No wonder the Cubs are four games back in the Central and recently went on an eight-game skid.
Thankfully, they won their last two so I can un-quit them for the 298, 714th time in my Cub fandom.
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David, if you didn’t quit and unquit the Cubs fandom so frequently, I wouldn’t feel secure in my baseballhood. Does that make sense?
The ups and downs you experience with them are so much a part of you, it’s now a normal occurence. Just like I NEVER expect the Brewers to win a single game. When they do, I’m always shocked. They could win the World Series this season and next season, I’d predict they lose the first 15 games in a row…
Los is so far gone now..he’s like a cartoon parody of himself. Seriously, you can’t even exaggerate his goofy antics anymore.
And what happened to the Cavs this series? Are you serious? RRRR UUUU SERRRRRIOUS!
Another quality Lohan reference, always good times.
You gotta love the passion of Big Z.
Throwing out an umpire after the umpire threw him out?! Beautiful stuff. And he did it with all the style and grace of a real ump.
You don’t really see that kind of crazed animalistic behavior on the South Side too often. Gotta appreciate it when it happens.