Soxman’s Fantasy Baseball Weekly Insider

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Fantasy Fill-up
Well, reality does not mirror fantasy this week as my White Sox get “sweep revenge” over the Cubs, but my fantasy team continues their downward spiral. 

Alas, my fantasy advice appears to be helping other teams get ahead, which is the main reason we publish this column on The SportsBank.
 
 

Sizzlers
 
Mark Buehrle
Buehrle didn’t allow more than two earned runs for his fifth straight start. He has re-emerged as a high-end Fantasy SP and should be starting in all league formats right now.
 
A.J. Burnett
2 wins, 18 Ks, and a 0.60 ERA.  The ace is back.
 
Carl Crawford
3 homers and 6 RBI last week from a guy known primarily for speed.  What a bonus!
 
John Lackey
2 wins, a 0.54 ERA, and a 0.78 WHIP in his last two starts.
 
Dustin Pedroia
A .556 batting average with 2 dingers and 7 runs scored over the last 7 games.
 
Mariano Rivera
Rivera remains perfect in 22 save chances this season.  It’s hard to believe that he dropped in many drafts who believed it would soon be “Joba time” in NY.  Enjoy raking in the saves from one of the best closers in baseball.
 
Marcus Thames
The streaky Thames had three singles, one run and one RBI in four at-bats Sunday against the Rockies. [More …]

4 Comments »Filed under: The BankPosted on June 30th, 2008

The Best Draft Classes Ever

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By Tim St. Sauver, The Love of Sports.com

The Intro
That’s right. Over 100 years. Thousands of players. Four sports.
We’re talking serious research here, my friends.
I’ve come up with the Top 10 draft classes in sports history.

The Excerpt

10. MLB – 1985
It’s very difficult to qualify a draft as being good when the majority of players selected will never reach the bigs. However, the ’85 class is responsible for 18.2% of the MVP awards handed out since their draft and 13.6% of the Cy Young Awards over the same amount of time.

The 1985 Rule 4 Draft had 832 players selected. It had star power, depth and stands out among other MLB drafts due to the speed at which its top players made it on to MLB rosters.

Best of the Draft:
–Barry Bonds (6th overall) – Seven-time MVP, 762 HR, career .298 BA, 1 huge asterisk
–B.J. Surhoff (1st overall) – 1999 All-Star, 2,326 hits, 1,153 RBI
–Will Clark (2nd overall) – Six-time All-Star, 2,176 hits, 1,205 RBI, career .303 BA
–Barry Larkin (4th overall) – 1 World Series ring, 1 MVP, 12-time All-Star
–Rafael Palmeiro (22nd overall) – Four-time All Star, 3,020 hits, 1,835 RBI
–Randy Johnson (2nd round, 36th overall) – 10-time All-Star, 5 Cy Young awards, 284 wins, 4,629 Ks
–Mark Grace (24th round, 622nd overall) – 1 World Series ring, Three-time All Star, 2,445 hits, career .303 BA

Other Notable Selections:
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1 Comment »Filed under: The BankPosted on June 30th, 2008

An Exclusive with Top A’s Farmhand

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Paul M. Banks interviews Cougars slugger Corey Brown
“Downtown” Corey Brown is the Kane County Cougars leading home run hitter and a likely starter for the Midwest League All Star game.

Brown is currently second on the team in RBIs, hits, slugging percentage, and OPS. He homered in a Major League Spring training game earlier this year.

The Oakland Athletics prospect was selected as a compensation pick n the first round (59th overall) of the 2007 First-Year Player Draft out of Oklahoma State University. In 2007, Brown finished second in the Northwest League in slugging percentage, fourth in home runs and fifth in RBIs. I caught up to him at a cold weather early season game this season and asked him if frigid games make it easier for the pitchers, and if warmer weather helps the hitters. I asked him if the commonly held belief is true.

“I guess you can kind of say that, but the weather hasn’t been too bad. Today was a little chilly. When it’s cold, the pitchers can go out there and be stiff. Cold weather is a disadvantage for both of us. Maybe the hitters a little more because you’re kinda ready to swing at the ball when it’s in; you get jammed it doesn’t do anything to your bat, but it doesn’t feel too good. I think for both of us it’s pretty hard to go out there and perform your best when you play in some of the weather we [More …]

No Comments »Filed under: The BankPosted on June 30th, 2008

The Ron Santo Interview

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“This Old Cub’s” candid take on the 2008 baseball season

By Paul M. Banks
WGN radio broadcaster Ron Santo is a legendary figure within the Chicago Cubs organization. His number #10 was the third number retired by the Cubs, honoring a stellar Cubs career that included nine All-Star appearances and five Gold Gloves. The current Chicago Cubs color analyst held a press conference right before the Cubs’ official opening of  Little Cubs Field, a little league park built to replicate Wrigley Field in Freeport, IL. In “Pretzel City,” about 30 miles west of Rockford, Santo was the guest of honor on June 14th. The current Cubs color analyst is known for many things outside of his playing career, including his unabashed on-air cheerleading and the success he has had in his personal struggle with diabetes during his life.  When he was diagnosed at age 18, doctors gave him a life expectancy of 25 years. The current 68 year old Santo was named the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation “Person of the Year” in 2002. Two years ago, Santo, the subject of “This Old Cub,” a theatre released documentary film created by his son Jeff, came within five votes of the Baseball Hall of Fame by the Veterans Committee. He is eligible again in 2009.

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When given the chance to speak with a man whose blood is figuratively Cubbie blue, I got straight to the point and asked him who poses the biggest threat to the Cubs in the [More …]

6 Comments »Filed under: Chicago CubsPosted on June 29th, 2008

Cubs Legend Ron Santo Opens Little League Park

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By Paul M. Banks
On Saturday, June 14th, current WGN radio Cubs broadcaster Ron Santo appeared at Little Cubs Field in Freeport, IL. Santo, a legendary figure within the Cubs franchise, appeared for the Cubs’ official opening of a little league park built to replicate Wrigley Field.

In “Pretzel City,” about 30 miles west of Rockford, Santo was the guest of honor at a private reception held at the Freeport Park District office. Ticket buyers enjoyed a private chat with Ron, autographs, photos, and more. The proceeds benefited Little Cubs Field, a nonprofit corporation that constructed a Wrigley Field replica in Read Park in Freeport. (www.littlecubsfield.com) The Ron Santo flag featuring his #10 on the left field foul pole once flew in the big park on Chicago’s North side. After the reception, a large crowd was on hand to watch Santo tour the park before he gave a speech. “No doubt about that it is a big league scoreboard and when I walked on to the field here, I felt like I was walking on to Wrigley Field; and I felt like I was walking on air,” the nine time National League All-Star said.

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He also took questions from the audience before throwing out the ceremonial first ball, and leading the crowd in the traditional singing of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” prior to that afternoon’s little league contest. Ron Santo’s son, Ron Jr. was also on hand for the ceremonies, and he (along with [More …]

4 Comments »Filed under: Chicago CubsPosted on June 29th, 2008

Crosstown Classic—The Sequel At The Cell

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Paul M. Banks vs. Sarah Spain
 
 
Given what happened at Wrigley this past weekend…I’m ready to start discussing this weekend. The Sox have the second most home wins in the AL and the Cubs are a less than awe-inspiring 16-20 away from Wrigley. That said, are you worried about heading into The Cell?

What about the fact that your Cubs now have to deal with a U.S. Cellular Field crowd filled with thousands of my SICA people from places like “The Wood” (Crestwood) and “The Port” (Lockport). The wrath of the SICA crowd this weekend frightens you, doesn’t it?
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You may be more than ready to forget about the complete and utter thumping your Sox received last weekend, but let me take a moment to mention how wonderful it was to watch the Cubs give the Wrigley faithful—and Northsiders nationwide—such an entertaining, awe-inspiring, belief-reinforcing series. Ozzie Guillen proved himself to be less-than informed about his opponent: “He just had a good day.” Guillen said of Jim Edmonds 2 HR performance in the Sox loss on Saturday. “I’m not going to promote [the] guy who’s hitting .218.” Jim Edmonds was, in fact, batting .238…And, more importantly, OVER .300 as a Cub. Even better, Guillen had to eat his words on Sunday. “Jim is Jim. Jim is not going to scare me,” Guillen said Saturday. “I will pitch to him another time.” But he didn’t. He intentionally walked him.

When it comes to outspoken, [More …]

19 Comments »Filed under: Chicago Cubs, Chicago White SoxPosted on June 27th, 2008

Happy 2008 NBA Draft Day!

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By David K.
Final Mock Draft 1st round scores:

www.draftexpress.com: 10 out of 30

My mock: 9 out of 30

ESPN’s Chad Ford: 9 out of 30

www.nbadraft.net: 7 out of 30

1. Chicago-Derrick Rose, PG, Memphis
My Prediction: Derrick Rose, PG, Memphis
My thought: Bulls GM John Paxson avoids causing a riot in the Chi tonight.  Let the Kirk Hinrich/Ben Gordon trade rumors roar.

2. Miami- Michael Beasley, PF, Kansas State
My Prediction: Michael Beasley, PF, Kansas State
My thought: Let’s see if he ends up wearing that Heat hat the rest of the night…

3. Minnesota- O.J. Mayo, G, USC
My Prediction: O.J. Mayo, G, USC
My thought: Text message from TSB.net writer and T-Wolves fan Peter Christian: “If he isn’t traded within an hour, I’m writing my resignation as a T-Wolves fan… Then I’ll jump off a cliff.”  Personally, I like the pick.

4. Seattle Russell Westbrook, PG, UCLA
My Prediction: Jerryd Bayless, PG, Arizona
My thought: Right position, wrong guy.  I think Bayless will be the better player down the line.

5. Memphis- Kevin Love, PF, UCLA
My Prediction: Kevin Love, PF, UCLA
My thought: This pick just makes sense as the Griz need a power forward.

6. New York- Danillo Gallinari, SF, Italy
My Prediction: Danillo Gallinari, SF, Italy (over Bayless)
My thought: Hopefully “boo” translates to “we love you” in Italian.  Poor kid.

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7. L.A. Clippers- Eric Gordon, SG, [More …]

8 Comments »Filed under: NBA Draft ContentPosted on June 27th, 2008

Final 2008 NBA Mock Draft

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By David K.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

It’s already been an eventful pre-draft with trades.  Toronto rolled the dice by acquiring Jermaine O’Neal from Indiana in exchange for T.J. Ford, Rasho Neterovic, and the Raptors’ 1st round pick (#17).  Charlotte acquired Denver’s first rounder (#20) for a protected future 1st round pick.  Portland pretty much bought New Orleans’ first rounder (#27).

Here’s my final mock draft (which will likely be useless once a major trade among the top ten picks happens.)  So many wild cards this year… I hate it…
1. Chicago- Derrick Rose, PG, Memphis
I am now of the mind-set where I would genuinely be shocked if the Bulls take Beasley.  Chicago will draft a franchise changing guard in Rose and then look to trade Kirk Hinrich for an offensive-minded big.

2. Miami- Michael Beasley, PF, Kansas State
The O.J. Mayo to the Heat rumors continue to gain more and more steam.  I still maintain that Beasley will be the pick, but it will be by whichever team offers enough to move into this spot.

3. Minnesota- O.J. Mayo, G, USC
The T-Wolves could swap picks with Miami.  If another team moves into the two spot, Mayo will be the choice.  If the Heat do grab Mayo, the T-Wolves are ecstatic to land Beasley.  Love or Lopez could be a safe Kevin McHale-type pick.

4. Seattle- Jerryd Bayless, PG, Arizona
If the Sonics stay at this spot, a point guard should be the pick since current [More …]

17 Comments »Filed under: NBA Draft ContentPosted on June 26th, 2008

9 Mile: A Cubs-Sox battling rhymefest

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Soxman vs. Seymour Pennants in a Red Line Series Rap Battle

From North to South, 71 city blocks separate Wrigley and the Cell, or approximately 8.8 MILES. From Lou Piniella vs. Ozzie Guillen in Chevy Ads, Shaq trashing Kobe in his rhymes, the “battle rap” is all the rage right now.

After the Cubs sweeping shellacking of the White Sox this past weekend, most southsiders have been silenced.  So as we engage in another Cubs vs. Sox exchange, some may be surprised that our sock-laden, super hero, Soxman is standing tall and taking Cubs fans everywhere, head-on.

 
(SM) So why would Soxman jump to the front of the pile? Let’s just say I owe it to the movie  “8 Mile.”  Yes I’ll admit it, that the sweep was vile, and I won’t complain that some calls stunk worse than bile.  Cubs fans are gloating and show boating, all the while looking for Sox fans to start scapegoating.  As they laugh and sing “Hey Chicago What Do You Say?” I Lose Myself, and refuse to play.  Cause to try and battle would only give them their way, so use your mind before you jump in the fray.  Yes Cubs fans, you won okay? Congratulations…. and oh yeah have a nice day.
 
The best team in baseball deserves a high five, and we’re also still in first and very much alive.  So words of advice, if you continue to brag, hang that broom right next [More …]

25 Comments »Filed under: Chicago Cubs, Chicago White SoxPosted on June 25th, 2008

Penultimate 2008 NBA Mock Draft

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By David K.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills when trying to figure out this mock draft as of late.  This will be my second to last (hence the term “penultimate”) mock with the final version coming out Thursday morning.  For more of my thoughts on the draft, click on the link below:

http://www.thesportsbank.net/2008/06/24/what-to-expect-from-the-2008-draft/

Early Wednesday, the first of what should be many trades was made when the Blazers acquired the Hornets 1st round pick (27th overall) for cash.  Portland now joins Seattle as having six total picks in the draft.
 

1. Chicago- Derrick Rose, PG, Memphis
I am now of the mind-set where I would genuinely be shocked if the Bulls take Beasley.  Chicago will draft a franchise changing guard in Rose and then look to trade Kirk Hinrich for an offensive-minded big.

2. Miami- Michael Beasley, PF, Kansas State
The O.J. Mayo to the Heat rumors continue to gain more and more steam.  I still maintain that Beasley will be the pick, but it will be by whichever team offers enough to move into this spot.

3. Minnesota- O.J. Mayo, G, USC
The T-Wolves could swap picks with Miami.  If another team moves into the two spot, Mayo will be the choice.  If the Heat do grab Mayo, the T-Wolves are ecstatic to land Beasley.

4. Seattle- Jerryd Bayless, PG, Arizona
If the Sonics stay at this spot, a point guard should be the pick since current Sonic PG’s Luke Ridnour and Earl Watson [More …]

11 Comments »Filed under: NBA Draft ContentPosted on June 25th, 2008

Shaq It Like A Salt Shaker?

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By Sarah Spain

The intro-  

Does Shaq’s NYC freestyle get your bootie shaking or your blood boiling? Will his lyrical attack on Kobe hurt his Los Angeles legacy?

 The Excerpt-

Shaq-Fu briefly dissed fellow big men Patrick Ewing and Kareem Adbul-Jabbar, but focused most of his vitriolic verbiage at the Heidi to his Lauren Conrad … Kobe Bryant.

The fallout from the outrageous rap has some wondering whether Shaq has forever tarnished his legacy in Los Angeles. 

Shaq and Kobe led the Lakers to three straight NBA championships from 2000-02, but became bitter enemies when Shaq was traded away at Kobe’s behest. In 2006, the hardwood hotheads finally cooled down a bit, shaking hands and embracing before a Lakers/Heat matchup at the Staples Center.

Those who believed the two superstars had forgiven-and-forgotten may be shocked by Shaq’s very public, and very personal, attack on his former teammate.

 

The link-

http://theloveofsports.com/index.php/site/comments/love_it_or_hate_it20/

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4 Comments »Filed under: NBAPosted on June 24th, 2008

The Week in Review Jun 24th-17th

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Reading it feels like winning the lottery…every Tuesday!

By Paul M. Banks

-Last week Trenni was swinging the big stick in the TSB lineup; this week the hot bat belongs to the site’s Executive Vice President and my “media industry BFF,” David K. His 27th birthday is Wednesday, and his national holiday the NBA Draft is Thursday.

His draft lottery analysis and mock drafts are putting up BIG numbers in page views, hits, page visits etc. His stuff is doing Deadspin like numbers. No, check that; some of Deadspin’s postings are miniscule compared to the numbers you’re putting up. Check out his NBA Mock draft and draft related material here all week, and compare his mock against the one on the official NBA site http://www.nba.com/draft2008/

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-For anyone that runs a business selling Boston Celtics diapers, Red Sox sippy cups or New England Patriots bibs, lets do a business power lunch and soon. Take a look at the site’s myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/paulmbanks Scroll through the comment wall. I want you businessmen to know that 90% of the people who post on my myspace page are either 1.) really hot single mothers. 2.) female New England sports fans. Some intersect both demographics; so let’s make a deal and we can both make Mad Money like Jim Cramer.

-Soxman had a busy week appearing in Monday’s edition of the most erudite and extremely high-brow of high-brow publications, the Chicago Tribune Red Eye. (I’m not motivated to find the link [More …]

11 Comments »Filed under: The BankPosted on June 24th, 2008

Beasley Does It

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Paul M. Banks explains why the Bulls might take Michael Beasley #1.

Amongst all prospects, Kansas State freshman Michael Beasley is perhaps the most NBA ready in terms of athleticism. The Bulls will remember the fact that he just had one of the most dominant seasons in college basketball history. His post game has progressed well with a great spin move and a very quick first step to get past defenders. His film conveys a soft touch on hook-shots and fadeaways. As you might’ve heard, the Bulls need post scoring. Beasley is tough in getting good position on the block, and he works hard to grab offensive rebounds. His numbers bear this out. His length, quickness, jumping ability and strength combine to make him one of the most difficult match ups for opponents.

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Nelly once asked in his hit song #1, “What does it take to be #1? Before later stating proudly, “I’m like Sprint or Motorola, no service outta your range.” And Beasley’s range extends all the way to NBA three-pt distance. However, his services will be requested most in attacking the tin as last year’s Bulls had too many jump shooters and not enough balls to go around on the perimeter. Beasley has a sweet stroke, left handed jump shot that would make Bill Raftery scream ONIONS!!! ONIONS!!! He also has great elevation, leaping ability and overall length. Not to mention that the so-called attitude problems he had before have now pretty much disappeared. And we [More …]

3 Comments »Filed under: NBA Draft ContentPosted on June 24th, 2008

What to expect from the 2008 Draft

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By David K.
 

-I finally put Derrick Rose at the #1 spot to Chicago.  I guess I’m drinking the whole “how often can you draft a franchise point guard” Kool-Aid that everyone seems to be pouring.  I’m still holding my ground on my theory that whoever Chicago takes…expect a semi-major trade to follow in the coming weeks, if it doesn’t happen on draft day itself.

-There are so many wild cards in this year’s draft.  For example:

Stanford’s Brook Lopez and UCLA’s Kevin Love could go as high as #3 to Minnesota or fall all the way to New Jersey at #10. 

UCLA’s Russell Westbrook could sneak up to Seattle at #4 or fall all the way to Sacramento at #12. 

If Eric Gordon doesn’t go #6 to the Knicks or #7 to the Clippers, he could very likely fall into the late lottery. 

LSU’s Anthony Randolph is rumored to be in the mix of going #5 to Memphis, yet at the same time could fall out of the lottery.  (a.k.a. This makes piecing together a mock draft a difficult chore…yet somehow I manage)

There will be one major trade in the top seven picks that will royally screw up my final mock draft.

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-Every year there is an established collegiate player who falls in the draft and Dickie V. cries foul when teams keep passing on him.  Expect a minute rant on how stupid these teams are for passing on Georgetown’s Roy Hibbert should he [More …]

7 Comments »Filed under: NBA Draft ContentPosted on June 24th, 2008

Fantasy Flopping

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Soxman’s Fantasy Baseball Weekly Insider
 

Ok, the Cubs have swept the White Sox and my fantasy baseball team is now under .500 (35-37), for the first time in the 12-year history of me playing this game.  What more could go wrong?  How about Carlos Zambrano going on the DL?  Alas, we take a look at this week’s fantasy picture.
 
Sizzlers
 
Jermaine Dye
At least there is something HOT associated with the White Sox this week.  Jermaine Dye has 5 homers and 13 RBI over the past 7 days.  He’s performed well against the Cubs throughout his career and has a three-game series at home against them this weekend.
 
Prince Fielder
After a slow start “the Prince” of the Brewers is red hot, hitting .364 and belting 5 homers this past week.
 
Mark Teixeira
Would have made the fizzler list if not for his monster game yesterday, .750, 3 HR, 4 RBI, 3.750 OPS!  June is also his month to heat it up.
 
Justin Verlander
Verlander is 2-0 in his last three starts with a 1.48 ERA and one complete game. He is starting to once again look like the Cy Young pitcher that he was believed to be going into the season.
 
Andy Pettitte
2-0, 0.00 ERA, 0.92 WHIP is his past two starts.  He could give your team a “shot in the posterior.”
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8 Comments »Filed under: The BankPosted on June 23rd, 2008

2008 NBA Mock Draft

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By David K.

1. Chicago- Derrick Rose, PG, Memphis
I still maintain Beasley fills a bigger need for the Bulls, but it seems like drafting a franchise point guard will be the way they go.

2. Miami- Michael Beasley, PF, Kansas State
The Heat are rumored to be hot on Mayo which means this pick could be had for the right price if Miami can somehow land Mayo.

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3. Minnesota- O.J. Mayo, G, USC
Mayo seems to be the consensus pick here even if the T-Wolves trade the pick.  Lopez and Love will be looked at also.

4. Seattle- Jerryd Bayless, PG, Arizona
Current Sonic PG’s Luke Ridnour and Earl Watson are not the answer.  Russell Westbrook could be a sleeper pick.

5. Memphis- Kevin Love, PF, UCLA
Grizzlies are loaded with young guards and wing players, so they need a low post player with this pick.  Lopez or Randolph are options as well.

6. New York- Russell Westbrook, PG, UCLA
Mike D’Antoni wants a point guard to lead his up-tempo style of coaching making Westbrook the pick over Eric Gordon.

7. L.A. Clippers- Danillo Gallinari, SF, Italy
Clips need backcourt help or a small forward with Corey Maggette likely opting out his deal.  Gallinari is the pick over Gordon.

8. Milwaukee- Joe Alexander, F, West Virginia
New head coach Scott Skiles seems to covet Alexander’s toughness making him the pick over Gallinari or Randolph.

9. Charlotte- Brook Lopez, C, Stanford
Lopez would provide some immediate help up-front [More …]

5 Comments »Filed under: NBA Draft ContentPosted on June 23rd, 2008

Rating the Pro Drafts

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The TSB staff tells you what each of the four major sport drafts bring to the table

Three of the major sport drafts are held in June. It’s the season for amateurs going pro, just like February is the season for all-star games, it also has three of the four major sport events. This was probably my favorite TSB panel question ever…mostly because I didn’t have to do a ton of work in answering it. I just sent the question and writer assignments out and my talented and hard-working staff did the rest. Simply just calling the play and handing the ball off to my top four playmakers yielded the following insightful analysis…and the metaphor choice told you what my favorite one is!

David K.- NBA
As if there is even a question about which draft I think is the best… The NBA Draft trumps all others, hands down.  Here’s why:

1) It’s a one-day, three hour event.  It doesn’t take two days and 18 hours to complete like the NFL and MLB Drafts.

2) Except for the ten or so foreign players drafted, there is a good chance that the average football fan has heard of almost every player selected.  That certainly can’t be said of the NHL or MLB Drafts where the average fan has maybe heard of ONE player who gets picked…Maybe?  As for the NFL Draft, except for the major talents and most of the skill positions, you haven’t even heard of these guys.  Let’s [More …]

10 Comments »Filed under: The BankPosted on June 21st, 2008

Cubs vs. White Sox Exchange

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All-city 1st Place War of Words between Soxman and Seymour Pennants
 

What happens when the 100-year old crotchety Cub fan Seymour Pennants meets Southside Super Hero Soxman? White socks get dirty, Depends undergarments need changing and curses fly as the city braces for an intercity series between two first place teams…for the first time in the history of inter-league play!
 
(Seymour) Yo Soxman!  How can you watch baseball in that penitentiary on the south side?  Of course, it’s called The CELL, the food tastes like jail food, and the women look like prison guards.  Thank goodness the inmates are playing decent ball, because it’s such a god awful boring stadium.  When are they going to start classic first edition book night, where they give away used copies of War & Peace?
 

 (SM) Seymour, it is Wrigley Field that needs to give away used copies of War and Peace for fanny padding sitting on those uncomfortable steel bleacher seats.  Is the Cell a penitentiary?  Heck no!  It is an insane asylum because it is a home to the craziest, most dedicated fans in Chicago! Our stadium is boring?  The most exciting thing about Wrigley beyond the surgically enhanced eye-candy is re-enacting the 80’s Atari hit game “Pitfall,” by dodging falling pieces of the stadium and jumping over urine puddles in the leaky horse troughs they call restrooms.
 
The Cell has an awesome viewing deck, an exploding scoreboard that shows video
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18 Comments »Filed under: Chicago Cubs, Chicago White SoxPosted on June 20th, 2008

Hotter Female Fans: Cubs or Sox?

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Gallery partially compiled by Soxman and Seymour Pennants

Since the Cubs have home field advantage this weekend, we will let them go first….

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You knew she was going to make an appearance in the Cubs fan gallery 

We’re done with the Lincoln Park Trixies, time for the Soxybacks. As we head South, leading off is the first (of many to come) The Sports Bank.net t-shirt models. Like the video says “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like you to greet Ambrosia.”  Ambrosia Moore, of Lockport, IL. SICA chick extraordinaire (even if she think the title sounds lame) Trust me SICA is a great title to have!

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20 Comments »Filed under: Chicago Cubs, Chicago White SoxPosted on June 20th, 2008

Kobe vs. MJ

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By Sarah Spain
 
Couple thoughts on the Celtics Championship and Kobe Bryant
 

1) Congratulations to my boyfriend, KG. You deserved to win it all and you’re smokin’ hot–even when giving nonsensical, incomprehensible, slightly ghetto post-game speeches.
 

2) Thank you, Kobe, for your piss poor play throughout the series and for further proving my lifelong argument that you are not and will never be better than Michael Jordan…
 

So Kobe, here are a few things to stick in your pipe and smoke while you’re suffering through a long, embarrassing off-season….
 

…MJ never would have allowed his team to suffer the greatest single game collapse in NBA Finals history. (game 4)
 

…MJ never would have allowed his team lose by 39 points–a new record for the greatest margin of victory in a Championship-clinching game. (game 6) (FYI-The most one-sided game in Finals history still remans the 42-point victory by the MJ-led Chicago Bulls over the Utah Jazz (96-54) in 1998.)
 
…MJ never would have called out his teammates and demanded a trade via a parking lot home video.

…MJ’s LOWEST NBA Finals PPG Average–27.3 PPG (1996 Finals) is still better than Kobe Bryant’s HIGHEST PPG NBA Finals Average–26.8 PPG (2002 Finals)
 
…MVPs – Jordan = 5; Kobe = 1
…Finals MVPs – Jordan = 6; Kobe = 0
…Scoring Titles – Jordan = 10; Kobe = 2
…Career Playoff [More …]

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