New York Jets release Tim Tebow: ESPN coverage will torture us all

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ESPN’s home team, the New York Jets, has released ESPN’s all-time favorite player Tim Tebow.

I haven’t turned on the boys (and girls) in Bristol, and quite frankly I’m afraid to. I won’t dare flip on the World Wide Leader right now because they will undoubtedly treat this story as if it were bigger than all four U.S. Presidential assassinations (JFK, Lincoln, McKinley, Garfield) combined.

The New York Jets parting ways with Tim Tebow? That’s gotta be priority number one for the WWL.  I’m sure Darren Rovell has already sent out a dozen tweets about what brand of shoes Tim Tebow wears.

This will no doubt interrupt the network’s WALL TO WALL Miami Heat coverage.

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Cop killer Christopher Dorner fan of Tim Tebow

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Former member of the LAPD and murderer of L.A. policeman (he shot and injured two others) Christopher Dorner is at large. Dorner wrote this dark and disturbing manifesto before hunting and killing those who he feels disrespected him. Believe it or not, the story of cold-blooded cop killer Christopher Dorner has a football connection. His manifesto mentions old football injuries and their possible effect on his twisted mind. He also seems to be the only person who still believes in Tim Tebow.

It’s an inconvenient truth when you realize the ramblings of a murderer have some very valid points, especially on LAPD corruption/racial atrocities, gun control, Westboro Baptist Church and Dave Brubeck.

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Meet the Candidates for the Chicago Bears Head Coach Position

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Breaking up is hard to do. After a 10-6 season that will leave the Chicago Bears watching the NFL Playoffs from their couches, the team cut their ties with head coach Lovie Smith after 9 seasons.

Many players have already voiced their displeasure with GM Phil Emery’s decision to fire Smith. Devin Hester is even threatening retirement now that Lovie will no longer be calling the shots.

But as Emery stated in his press conference this past Tuesday, a lack of offensive consistency and playoff appearances are what did Lovie in. The Bears only managed 3 postseason berths, a 3-3 postseason record, and ranked in the top half of the NFL in yards per game just once (15th in 2006) in the past 9 seasons.

That track record would’ve done anyone in, not just Lovie. Despite being a defensive genius and a true “leader of men”, Emery knows that it’s in the best interest of the team to find a coach who will bring the offensive production to the same level that the defense has been producing at for decades.

Finally, someone understands.

The Bears will now be testing the free agent coaching waters for the first time since 2004. There are 7 names that have already emerged as candidates for the job, most of them being offensive coordinators.

While it’s nice to imagine all of the big name coaches on the market in blue and orange, I’m going to stick to the 7 men who have been granted permission to interview for the job.

My apologies to anyone hoping to hear Nick Saban or Andy Reid.

Emery has a lot of deciphering to do in the coming weeks, but he hopes to have picked his replacement before the East-West Shrine Game (college football’s “all star game”) on January 19th.

Without further ado, let’s meet the contestants.

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Tim Tebow headed to Jaguars, not CFL or UFL

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We all know Tim Tebow is bad at quarterbacking, bad at throwing, bad at NFL football. There was even talk he could be out of the league once he was released by the New York Jets. After all he know how much Mark Sanchez sucks; and if you can’t beat him out for the position. And then he couldn’t even beat out the other guy, the kid from Alabama, well the future is not so bright.

But it looks like he’ll get another chance with the Jacksonville Jaguars. ESPN has already sent out an internal memo to all their staff to ramp up their Jaguars coverage 3000 %

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Tim Tebow Reportedly Will Ask the Jets for A Trade

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With Robert Griffin III stealing all of Tim Tebow’s ESPN attention, the New York Jets quarterback has found a way to land himself back in the headlines.

Tebow, who has only started for the Jets once this season, will reportedly request a trade or to be released if he doesn’t get the chance to start over Greg McElroy in the final two games of the season.

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Tim Tebow’s new girlfriend Camilla Belle photos and bio

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Tim Tebow was previously linked to Taylor Swift, Lolo Jones and Dianna Agron. Now both TMZ and US magazine claim St. Tebow is connected to actress Camilla Belle. Here’s more about the benchwarming New York Jets quarterback’s new Half-Brazilian gf.

Her big break came at 16, when she landed the lead role playing Daniel Day-Lewis’ daughter in the 2005 film “The Ballad of Jack and Rose.” That led to “When a Stranger Calls,” “10,000 BC” and “Push.” She currently has seven films in various stages of production.

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Hilarious Tim Tebow New York Jets parody video

There’s a new New York Jets parody video out there you need to see.

NOC’s own Jesse parodies the rivalry between Jets’ Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez in a great music video set to Maroon 5’s Payphone. Check out the video and more of his parodies at youtube.com/thenoc. Watch the embed below:

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2012 Fantasy Football Preview: QB

As the NFL season gets closer every day, so does your fantasy draft. The Sports Bank fantasy football previews conclude with the quarterback position.

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ESPN Censors Skip Bayless?

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In an on-air interview during Friday’s broadcast of ESPN First Take, ESPN censored Skip Bayless. The in-studio hosts cut to Bayless for his opinion on Tim Tebow’s GQ Magazine cover. Bayless took the opportunity to turn the discussion into a religious rant about the prosecution of Tebow and his faith.

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Link Bank 5-26-12: Aishwarya Rai, Lolo Jones, Tim Tebow, Kim Zolciak

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-(ABC News) Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, a former Miss World and one of India’s most beloved Bollywood stars, is getting slammed for taking too long to lose her post-pregnancy baby weight. “SHOCKING! Fat Aishwarya Rai!” and “Aishwarya’s Baby Fat Woes!” are just two examples of the headlines that have triggered an international debate over India’s perception of women and fame.

-(Medal Detector) Ever since Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones openly discussed her virginity, people have been suggesting that she date Tim Tebow. Why? Because people are immature, and naturally they think that any two virgins who are popular athletes and happen to be above the age of 24 would be perfect for each other. That’s the way the world works.

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Jets reporters, NO ONE cares about Tim Tebow practice interceptions

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Performances in NFL OTAs matter about as much NHL games in September, garbage time minutes in October NBA games, spring college football and split squad spring training scrimmages in MLB. So why is it headline news that Tim Tebow that threw two picks at New York Jets organized team activities? WHO CARES?

Why is it breaking news that he doesn’t know the offense yet? He just got there. I know Tebow is and is going to be the most highly covered backup QB in NFL history, but there’s still a limit. Enough is enough. Do we need another day when ESPN devoted an entire SportsCenter to him and mentioned his name once every 15 seconds or whatever it was?

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Tim Tebow lawyers unhappy about JETS styled JESUS shirt

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The legal team of Tim Tebow sent a cease and desist letter to a company that created a t-shirt with a remixed New York Jets logo with a Jesus-friendly theme. As you can see above, “NY Jets” is transformed to “MY JESUS.

According to a Yahoo! Sports report, Tebow’s attorneys said “the merchandise makes it appear as if Mr. Tebow actually endorses Cubby Tees and its products.”

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