World Cup Analyst Heather Mitts on post Sepp Blatter FIFA

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As a studio analyst for the Women’s World Cup, former U.S. Women’s National Team star defender and three-time Olympic Gold medalist Heather Mitts says the timeline for finding the next leadership is in FIFA’s favor:

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Jenn Brown: Erin Andrews’ very likely ESPN Successor

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I’ve been saying this for about a year or so. And it looks like it will soon become true: Jenn Brown is the next Erin Andrews. It will be made official once Brown takes over EA spots on College Gameday. That’s the word we’re hearing now. She’ll take the spot on the college football pregame show and the telecasts opposite Kirk Herbstreit and Brent Musburger. The ESPN sideline princess baton will be passed from one 34 year old former Florida Gator to a 31 year old former Florida Gator. Jennifer “Jenn” Lynne Brown, is likely heading over to the scorers table and signing in.

Especially now that Erin Andrews has left ESPN and his likely headed to Fox Sports

 

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Erin Andrews Acolytes have Started Worshipping Jenn Brown

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Apparently, there’s a new heiress to the  supposed “Sideline Princess” throne. Watch tonight with the Thursday night college football game of the week.

ESPN’s Jenn Brown is a former bikini model (which obviously gave her more journalistic credentials than even Medill graduates) and gymnast (again making her clearly more qualified in news reporting than the thousands of experienced j-school grads dying for her job). She also attended the same school (University of Florida) as the reigning Media Princess Erin Andrews.

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Jenn Brown or Erin Andrews: Better Draft Party Host? (vote now)

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By Paul M. Banks

If you were watching last night’s NFL Draft on ESPN, you undoubtedly saw the updates from premier sideline princesses Erin Andrews (at the home of ND quarterback Jimmy Clausen) and Jenn Brown (reporting from the house of Texas signal-caller Colt McCoy). Neither QB was drafted last night, so it means we’ll likely be treated to more eye candy tonight, as the reigning Queen and crown princess of sports media will undoubtedly see a lot more airtime.

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NFL Mock Draft 4-21 Round 3

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By Paul M. Banks

Check back often as we’ll be filling in the descriptions and updating it a few more times between now and Draft day!

To read our updated team needs go here

For our draft big board rankings go here

For round one go here

For round 2 go here

65. St. Louis Aaron Hernandez TE Florida

This team needs playmakers BADLY, so they’ll rebuild the offensive side of the ball here

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Jenn Brown Should be Bulls New Sideline Reporter

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By Paul M. Banks

After witnessing the most exciting playoff series in NBA history last year, you know the one between the Bulls and Celtics, in which nearly every game had at least one overtime session, it was very reasonable to expect this year’s Bulls team would be extremely fun and exciting to watch. However, it hasn’t worked out that way: an 8-15 record, a Head Coach who’s little more than a dead man walking and a style of play with an entertainment level equal to…well, they were picked dead last in SB Nation’s NBA Watchability index, and I can’t think of a legitimate argument against that. There is a way to fix all this though; an it’s more than firing Vinny Del Negro.

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