Everyone's favorite starting pitching psychopath/sociopath hybrid Carlos Zambrano, the man who's performance this season was a de facto heist of $19 million from the Chicago Cubs, has put his house on the market. Let's hope for the prospective buyer that he treated his home better than he treats his teammates/gatorade cooler/umpires/catchers/general human beings. Big Z, … [Read more...] about Got $969,000? Buy Carlos Zambrano’s House!
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Cubs Reinstate Emotional Train Wreck Pitcher Big Z
In a move that screams (and when talking about Big Z. you gotta use the word scream) "hey, it's already broken, so how much more damage can he really do?" The Chicago Cubs today reinstated right-handed pitcher Carlos Zambrano from the restricted list and kicked right-handed reliever Bob Howry to the curb. Zambrano made four minor league appearances since being placed on … [Read more...] about Cubs Reinstate Emotional Train Wreck Pitcher Big Z