I’m sure NIU quarterback Chandler Harnish never dreamed that “perks” like these would come with his new job. The greatest signal called in Huskies college football history became the last guy picked in our nation’s biggest gym class on Saturday when he went #253 overall in the 7th round to the Indianapolis Colts.
And that status is exactly why he has a special place in the heart of YouTube user Brianne, who straddles the line between fun crazy and dangerous crazy. Sexy crazy and felonious crazy. And that’s not all she wants to straddle.
h/t Lost Lettermen
You might get scared a little bit when watching this clip. Or you might get turned on. Depending on your taste. Brianne tells us:
I’ve got this special place in my heart for, like, the humiliated, neglected, the last pick on the playground kind of guy. That’s why I’m making the following offer. Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant, is going to earn himself a night, alone, with me. And our time together, I guarantee you, will be anything but irrelevant.
I will be waiting, and watching – especially you guys in the Big Sky Conference – with love, your future Mrs. Irrelevant.
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