Josh Ferguson could carry the Illini on his back


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Watching Illini running back Josh Ferguson today reminded me of those old “we secretly switched Folgers Crystals with the leading brand….let’s see if anyone notices” commercials from back in the ’80s. Except the switch would be Josh Ferguson for Marshall Faulk.

That’s how special Ferguson was in the passing game; complementing his running for Illinois. “Now that we’ve made the switch, let’s see what happens during Big Ten play.”

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Illini Coach Tim Beckman’s ten funniest verbal gaffes


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Tim Beckman is somewhere between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin when it comes to public speaking abilities. At his worst, he can be Rick Perry level bad. As I pointed out in my weekly radio spot on 1620 The Zone on Tuesday, Beckman is often a bit lacking in “talky-talk” abilities.

Consider this a “greatest misses” album: ten instances of Tim Beckman saying something goofy, unintelligent, or otherwise unprofessional.

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Illini football approaching DePaul basketball in lack of visibility


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Don’t let the 3-1 record fool you. A win over two mid-majors (one that’s only been in FBS for three years) and a lowly FCS team doesn’t resolve anything. Last year’s Illini football team went 3-1 in the non-conference, in a much more impressive manner than this year, and yet still ended up a train wreck in league play.

Looking at the 2014 Illini football winning percentage of .750 makes one see just the trees; not the forest. You must remember that Tim Beckman has gone 1-19 versus teams from the power five conferences while leading Illinois.

Continuing with old, overused metaphors involving trees and forests, Illini football has become a tree falling in the forest that no one is around to hear. Illinois is quickly falling down to the level of DePaul basketball. Illinois might not be at DPU’s depth in wins and losses yet; but their brand and reputation is quickly reaching similarly dire straits.

Even a 6-6 season with a bowl berth won’t be enough.

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Illinois football let EVERYONE into their game, ticket or no ticket


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Today, the college football world experienced something quite rare. A massive storm front moved into Champaign, Illinois while the Illinois Fighting Illini trailed the Texas State Bobcats 14-6 with 13:35 left to play in the second quarter.

Lightning forced an evacuation of Memorial stadium and delayed the game well over two hours. But that’s not the story here. What makes this specific college football game so unique is what transpired once the storm passed and the stadium re-opened.

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Applying Tim Beckman “logic” to other areas of life


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Washington trounced Illinois 44-19 on Saturday, in a game that was even uglier than it sounds. It only took 188 yards for UW to hit 35 points, and they reached that mark by the middle of the second quarter. Tim Beckman did show improvement from 2012 to 2013, but in this young season, they’ve shown no improvement. They might be regressing from last year, but it’s too early to say for certain at this point.

One thing is for certain, the coaching staff failed the players miserably, as the Illini were very ill-prepared in this one. Tim Beckman offered an explanation for this train wreck, telling the media:

“You take out 21 points on three plays and we’re in this football game.”

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PHOTO: Tim Beckman, Pat Fitzgerald called out by NIU alums


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Tim Beckman is 5-18 (very likely 5-19 by the time you actually read this) versus FBS college football teams during his tenure at Illinois. It is a fact that the Northern Illinois football team has three wins over Big Ten teams in the past two years. Beckman has just one. It is a fact that NIU has the second most victories of any FBS team (Oregon is first) over the past four years.

Also, if the Fighting Illini were to play the Huskies this year (they won’t), Las Vegas might deem NIU the favorite.

All that said, what you see below still reeks of desperate mid-major amateurism:

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Tracy Abrams is gone; how ’14-’15 Illini Basketball will adjust


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Since Tuesday you heard the Tracy Abrams rumors. Yesterday afternoon you got the devastating news. No need for The Sports Bank to re-hash the details, the type of people who will click on this post are already up to speed.

So where does Illini basketball Coach John Groce go from here?

Obviously, Abrams has some limitations on both ends of the floor. He’s okay, but not great defensively. Offensively, he’s very streaky. In terms of overall value as a player, he’s about on par with a Chester Frazier or Kevin Turner.

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Jalen Brunson decision time: don’t overreact Illini fans


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In about 100 minutes or so, we’ll know where Jalen Brunson, a blue chip point guard prospect out of Stevenson High School, is going to play his college basketball. It’s between Illinois and Villanova. Either way he goes, this will be the only Jalen Brunson story appearing on this website today; or tomorrow.

Because college hoops decisions can be summated in tweets, not feature stories. The Sports Bank’s Twitter feed may have a reaction, but not the site. Because again, WAY TOO MUCH is made of these decision ceremonies already. There is no need to give these “events” any more coverage than they already have.

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UW Huskies vs Illini football: brutally honest game preview


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(Update: here’s my segment from this morning discussing Illini football on 1620 The Zone KOZN)

Cubism is an early-20th-century avant-garde art movement pioneered by Georges Braque and Pablo Picasso. Cubitism (trademark The Sports Bank.net) is what Illini offensive coordinator Bill Cubit does with quarterbacks. He took a very mediocre signal caller in Nathan Scheelhaase and shaped him into a Picasso style masterpiece. Now Cubit has a really talented QB in Wes Lunt and through two games he’s put up ridiculous numbers.

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Illini QB Wes Lunt putting up big numbers in “Cubitism”


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(Update: Wes Lunt wins Big Ten player of the week award)

Cubism is an early-20th-century avant-garde art movement pioneered by Georges Braque and Pablo Picasso. Cubitism (trademark The Sports Bank.net) is what Illini offensive coordinator Bill Cubit does with quarterbacks. He took a very mediocre signal caller in Nathan Scheelhaase and shaped him into a Picasso style masterpiece. Now Cubit has a really talented QB in Wes Lunt and through two games he’s put up ridiculous numbers.

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Attendance more serious an issue than losing for Illini football


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Only 36,000 and change paid to see the 2014 Illini football opener versus Youngstown St. Of course, the true number of butts in the seats was much lower, meaning that Memorial Stadium was essentially close to half empty. Of all the teams in the five power conferences, Memorial Stadium had the second worst percentage of tickets purchased to tickets available. (Purdue came in last)

Of all the teams in the five power conferences that had hosted a game, only four schools had a worse turnout than Illinois.

That’s a huge problem for the job security of Tim Beckman and the state of the Illinois Fighting Illini football program. Yes, winning cures everything, and winning would solve this issue. Yes, Beckman’s 7-18, 1-15 in conference record has a lot to with why people aren’t showing up. However, ultimately, it’s probably revenue at the gate, more than winning percentage in the standings that will force the hand of Athletic Director Mike Thomas.

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Illini QB Aaron Bailey really needs to convert to WR or DB


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The talk from Illini Nation around QB Aaron Bailey reminds me of the talk from Chicago Cubs Nation surrounding Javier Baez. Or Jorge Soler. Or Kris Bryant. Or Albert Almora. Or (insert another Cubs blue chip Minor League prospect’s name here). It’s the same sentiment- accepting that losing, and really bad losing at that, is inevitable in the present.

Therefore, instead look to the future and focus on the can’t miss prospect.

Well, the future is now, and Bailey needs to get on the field. Just like Baez is now playing for the Cubs, Aaron Bailey needs to start playing a significant role. If he has to switch positions, so be it. The Illini are severely undermanned, and they need all hands on deck to actually compete in the Big Ten this year.

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