NASCAR Pastor Thanks God for Auto Parts, Car Brands, “Smokin’ Hot Wife” (Audio)


Get ready, because this audio file is going to race around the internet like a souped up stock car at it’s top speed. It sounds exactly like a scene from Will Farrell’s movie about NASCAR. Sometimes parody is not as unintentionally funny, redneck or blatantly corporate as reality. What would Jesus do? Probably disown this prayer.

Be VERY glad you don’t live in Nashville after the jump.

In addition to thanking God for his “smoking hot wife,” Lisa Nelms, preacher Joe Nelms also gives thanks for:

-all the Dodges and Toyotas and the Fords

-GM performance technology

-Sunoco racing fuel

-Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track.

I’m sure the Nationwide Federated Auto Parts 300 loved it but “In Jesus’ name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.” WTF? And that’s his smokin hot wife Lisa (pictured above)? WTF again? But hey  to each their own. If slumpbusting for life and using Christ to hock auto supplies is your thing, go nuts. Have at it.

h/t, 670 The Score Boers & Bernstein

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