Arsenal FC will next be in action a week from Saturday, when they host Brentford in what should be a very spirited London derby. Gunners boss Mikel Arteta will have plenty of injury concerns for that one. So let's just dive right in, and take a look at who is out, who is a doubt, who is probable and who will be returning. Happy international break everyone! … [Read more...] about Arsenal Injury News: Odegaard, Martinelli, Jesus, White, Jorginho
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Tom Brady No Longer Toils in Relative Obscurity; Tosses TD Pass Record
Tom Brady is a two-time league MVP and winner of three Super Bowls. He threw for 5,235 yards during the season, second in NFL history to Drew Brees' 5,476 (also this season). He has a ridiculously hot supermodel wife Gisele who doubles as a global environmental ambassador (she just got back from a mission trip to Africa). Yet it seemed like the media completely ignored him this … [Read more...] about Tom Brady No Longer Toils in Relative Obscurity; Tosses TD Pass Record
Patriots (Not so) Mercifully End TEBOW MANIA!
Our long national nightmare of media over-exposure is now over! For whatever reason, The Denver Tebows just don't match-up well with the New England Patriots, getting their azzes handed to them yet again- 45-10 this time. The first meeting in Denver went 41-23 N.E. With all of America talking about Tim Tebow, the team with the most American of mascots gave Tebow and the … [Read more...] about Patriots (Not so) Mercifully End TEBOW MANIA!
Tim Tebow Media Coverage, Public Faith Greatest Hits Collection
Resistance is futile. Especially at this point, when ESPN devoted an entire SportsCenter to Tim Tebow; making a Tebow reference literally every 18 seconds. As poignant as song lyrics could ever be. Green Day "American Idiot"...."don't want to be an American idiot, one nation controlled by the media." As a New England Patriots fan, well...I guess whatever gives Tom Brady, Rob … [Read more...] about Tim Tebow Media Coverage, Public Faith Greatest Hits Collection
Hate Tim Tebow? Blame the Media and his Defenses, not his Faith
Without a doubt Tim Tebow is the most polarizing figure in the entire sporting world. And the main reason isn't his overt Christian faith, which he publicly displays as if he were receiving royalties for every mention of the lord, or even anything inherent to his personality. I don't think Tebow himself is worth hating. Sure, none of us really know him, but his public facade … [Read more...] about Hate Tim Tebow? Blame the Media and his Defenses, not his Faith
Michael Irvin Refers to Tim Tebow as “Son of God” On-Air (Video)
It's very easy to draw the analogies between Denver Broncos starting quarterback Tim Tebow and Jesus Christ. For one, very few athletes in recent memory have been as publicly overt about their Christian faith as Tebow. Secondly, the flock of devotees (NFL football fans) who worship Tebow do so in a very religious "onward christian soldier" mentality. Since there's no true … [Read more...] about Michael Irvin Refers to Tim Tebow as “Son of God” On-Air (Video)
8 WORST Sports Team Theme Songs (Videos)
It's no secret that 99/100 songs written specifically about sports teams SUCK. When they're written for explicitly for the team, it's a double whammy- crude, cold exploitative marketing. They're usually obvious attempts by mediocre or worse musicians to capitalize on brief periods of civic pride. What follows are some of the worst of the worst. And sadly, eight slots is not … [Read more...] about 8 WORST Sports Team Theme Songs (Videos)
Kurt Coleman Ohio State’s Religiously Faithful Safety
By Paul M. Banks In Monroe Ohio, about halfway between Cincinnati and Dayton, there’s an enormous Jesus statue in front of a church bordering Interstate 75. It rivals the famous "Christ the Redeemer" statue on Corcavado mountain overlooking Rio De Janiero in size. It’s indicative of Ohio’s place as the buckle of the Bible Belt. The Creationist “museum” (or whatever it is) is … [Read more...] about Kurt Coleman Ohio State’s Religiously Faithful Safety
The Father, The Son, Aramis Ramirez, Amen.
By Paul Schmidt The moment that the Cubs and their fans have waited for is finally here. The second coming of Jesus Christ himself, Aramis Ramirez, has returned to the Cubs lineup. Now they will start hitting! He’ll fix the budget crisis too! And heal all the election tension in Iran! I also heard he knows where Osama bin Laden is hiding and is, on his next off day, … [Read more...] about The Father, The Son, Aramis Ramirez, Amen.
The Coming of Big JC
BEARS ACQUIRE QB JAY CUTLER FROM DENVER By Paul M. Banks It’s rare that I get an endless stream of text messages about a news story. It’s also unique to see one news item dominating the status updates on Facebook and Twitter- and then when you acknowledge it in your status update, you have a few comments almost instantaneously. But what the news broke that Jesus Christ, … [Read more...] about The Coming of Big JC