Dear Comedy Central star Daniel Tosh,
Thank you.
Signed,
America.
If you aren’t sick of the New England Patriots, then you aren’t somebody who follows sports in America. The team covered most by ESPN; and for about a month even CNN, MSNBC Faux News Channel et al, got UTTERLY LAMBASTED, LACERATED, DESTROY etc by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.O.
Now obviously Tosh goes way over the line in his anti-Patriots, anti-Super Bowl rant. And a lot of it…well he’s over-doing it at times for effect, but even if you love the Patriots, you have to admit this is funny.
The video is below, but first a couple excerpts:
And if you believe Tom Brady is the best quarterback of all-time, you deserve to get butt-fucked by Aaron Hernandez in prison…
…your cradle robbing owner has a slumber party with the commissioner every week
Tosh even refers to Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s wife as “a talking horse,” and Brady has “a game manager, Trent Dilfer with hairplugs.”
And if this video offends you, well remember Daniel Tosh is an admitted “bitter Miami Dolphins fan.”
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