Chicago Cubs Fans, What is the New Quest? What Comes Next?

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Most Chicago Cubs fans would never probably admit this, but I’m sure many have pondered it already. “What if/when we win, what’s our identity then?” “What’s the new Holy Grail going to be?”

A friend of mine, on our group text message thread that we’ve been running consistently throughout the postseason (it absolutely exploded last night when I was at Clark and Addison for the victory celebration; not sure I’ve ever received that many texts all at once) worded the question this way:

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Kyle Hendricks Won’t “Toil in Obscurity” Any Longer

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Chicago Cubs ace Kyle Hendricks was described as “so under the radar” as he took the mound for game seven of the World Series. “No one talks about him” the FOX announcers said. Well, I decided then to try and take measures into my own hands, to try and prevent this stellar pitcher from continuing to toil in obscurity.

I’m going to try and help him escape from the status Mr. Cellophane status he currently is relegated to.

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Donald Trump Campaign Was Essentially the Political Version of 1919 White Sox

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(Editor’s note: as we head into the final hours preceding the U.S. Presidential Election, we revisit and republish some of the sports and pop culture stories we ran in 2016 relating to the electoral process) 

As unstable and non-intellectual as GOP Presidential Candidate Donald Trump is, he is not AS insane and THIS LEVEL of stupid as he is conveying this week. While the Republican nominee to lead the free world isn’t as wildly successful a businessman as his brand signifies, he’s also not dumb.

You know the old saying- a fool and his money are soon parted, and if Trump were truly as dumb as his behavior has been this week, he’d be penniless.

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Maria Kanellis was “Fired” by Donald Trump for “Locker Room Talk”

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(Editor’s note: as we head into the final hours preceding the U.S. Presidential Election, we revisit and republish some of the sports and pop culture stories we ran in 2016 relating to the electoral process) 

Maria Kanellis, a wrestler, actress, singer, topless model and valet, was once “fired” by Donald Trump for “locker room talk.” This occurred in 2010 on the NBC reality series “The Apprentice,” and this exchange yet again proves what a total hypocrite Trump is.

The Daily Show re-aired the footage last night.

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Cubs vs White Sox World Series is Coming Believes Pat Fitzgerald

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It did actually happen in 1906, and thus it could happen again in future years- an all Chicago World Series.

Following his team’s 21-7 loss to the #8 Wisconsin Badgers, Northwestern Wildcats Coach Pat Fitzgerald opened his postgame press conference with a nod to the 2016 World Series-winning Cubs:

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Cubs Celebration Reportedly Largest Gathering in American History (Photos)

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I’m not sure I really believe this, but the Chicago Cubs celebration of their 2016 World Series victory was reportedly the largest gathering of people in American history. It’s also the seventh biggest collection of human beings in one place in world history. (Then again aren’t we all still in a bit of disbelief that we even get to have a Cubs celebration as World Champions in the first place.

It’s hard to fathom how they can truly count these things with true accuracy, but I imagine they know what they are doing. Here are the top ten, via WFLD FOX 32 Chicago:

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Cubs vs Indians Produces Highest Rated World Series Since 2004

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It was a once in a lifetime World Series and it ended up attracting huge viewership. It ended in what will go down as one of the greatest baseball games ever played. The 2016 Chicago Cubs closed the book on the franchise’s 108-year championship drought with a thrilling 8-7, extra-inning victory over the Cleveland Indians in Game 7 of the World Series, Wednesday night on FOX.

The Cubs’ finally removing the oversized monkey from their backs attracted the highest ratings for a World Series since the Boston Red Sox did the same 12 years ago.

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Exclusive: Cubs Star Anthony Rizzo Discusses His Training Regimen

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Lost in the shuffle of all the Kris Bryant hoopla, #Krismas, is that the Chicago Cubs already have a superstar in first baseman Anthony Rizzo. He was an All-Star last season, and with an up to the minute slash line of .315/.440/.565, he’s likely to return to this Midsummer Classic.

He’s also leading the Major Leagues in hit by pitches; and perhaps in Tweets referencing Britney Spears lyrics as well.

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Chicago Cubs World Series 1908 Final Out Ball Up for Auction

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All Chicago Cubs fans, and most Chicagoans for that matter, are really sick of hearing about 1908.

Unfortunately, if the Cleveland Indians win tonight, in Wrigley Field no less, then the specter of 1908 continues to live on at least one more year. Tonight is game five of the 2016 World Series and the Cubs are facing elimination.

They need the offense to finally wake up, and take charge. They need a series hero like Orval Overall was back in 1908.

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Ernie Banks Memorabilia Value Soars During Cubs World Series

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Just before Cubs Convention 2015, Chicago lost one of its most important figures in sporting history. Ernie Banks, “Mr. Cub,” passed on in January of last year, having lived an unbelievably full and extraordinary life than began way back in 1931, the year before the Chicago Cubs, legend has it, surrendered the infamous Babe Ruth “called shot” home run.

Ernie Banks is buried in Graceland Cemetery, a short walking distance from Wrigley Field. “Fly the W” towels, handed out at the World Series Game 3 in Chicago, lay across his gravesite.

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Eamus Catuli: Sounds Very Sexual, but here’s the Actual Meaning

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(UPDATE: Eamus Catuli RESET to ZERO!!!!! Chicago Cubs win World Series!!!! Here’s a link depicting life at Wrigley Field Ground Zero when the big moment occurred)

Eamus Catuli the billboard on a Sheffield Avenue rooftop reads, along with the letters AC and then the numbers 0871108.

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Seen, Heard at Wrigley Field as CHICAGO CUBS WIN WORLD SERIES (PHOTOS)

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“We’re so lucky to be alive in 2016,” said nobody who pays real close to attention to current events ever.

Until the Chicago Cubs reached their World Series for the first time in 71 years. A pennant coming to Wrigley Field for the first time in seven decades, with an opportunity to end a century plus drought, that’s all it took to knock the most depressing and disgusting Presidential election in United States history off the home pages.

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