By Ghost in the Machine
#1 Ron Santo vs. #13 Fans Who Run on the Field
The Cinderella story for Fans ends here as Ron Santo was too overwhelming from the start. Whether it was his incessant cheering or failure to realize what the score was during the game, these factors were too much for Fans to handle as they were blown out by 30.
Santo waits for a congratulatory phone call after the game, which never comes.
#2 Ronnie Woo Woo vs. #3 Hockey Spectators Who Don’t Wait for the Whistle
A tight matchup here. On one hand we have Mr. Wickers, who gallivants around town in his Cubs uniform, which may be the only clothing he owns, showing up where he shouldn’t be (Sox games) wooing for no reason.
On the other hand, the hockey spectators think they can get out of their seats at any time. I didn’t pay $75 to see the back of your jacket while you get up for the 4th time this period. Wait for the f’in whistle! Ultimately, the fact that the wooing occurs during an entire game while the spectators not waiting for the whistle is only temporary leads to an OT victory for Ronnie Woo Woo.
Regional Finals-
#1 Ron Santo vs. #2 Ronnie Woo Woo
The battle of the Rons starts off Woo Woo gaining a double digit first half advantage. After Santo finally figures out where he is, thanks to Pat Hughes, Santo comes back to make it a one possession game late. When all is said and done, the fact that Woo Woo serves no purpose in life makes him the Ghost Regional Champion.
