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I visited my newsworthy sites of thesuperifical.com and well, newly appointed newsworthy site, VH1 and apparently Madge and A-Rod have an alleged sex tape!!
The old story goes something like this:
Aging pop start who just won’t quit (Madonna) meets highest paid, easy on the eyes baseball player (Alex Rodriguez). Rumors of A-Rod and Madonna canoodling start to surface. A-Rod loses his wife and Madonna’s marriage starts to fall apart coincidentally at the same time these rumors are going around. A-Rod and Madonna make an alleged sex tape to what can only be assumed as a way for both to deal with their failed and failing marriages. It’s a sad turn of events kids, and I wish it didn’t go down like this. Usually people make sex tapes to further their career and both parties are well-establishedâ€¦so I don’t get it? Madonna is not an attractive woman even with make up on…I don’t even want to know what she looks like without make up on, let alone naked. Honestly, I’m disappointed with you A-rod because you could have fun with any chick you could ever want to and you choose Madonna?
That’s like me choosing Flavor Flav when I could have Josh Hamilton from the Texas Rangers. Or like eating a hot dog out of the garbage when I could go to any hot dog vendor in Chicago and get an original Chicago dog with all 7 premium toppings.