ESPN’s home team, the New York Jets, has released ESPN’s all-time favorite player Tim Tebow.
I haven’t turned on the boys (and girls) in Bristol, and quite frankly I’m afraid to. I won’t dare flip on the World Wide Leader right now because they will undoubtedly treat this story as if it were bigger than all four U.S. Presidential assassinations (JFK, Lincoln, McKinley, Garfield) combined.
The New York Jets parting ways with Tim Tebow? That’s gotta be priority number one for the WWL. I’m sure Darren Rovell has already sent out a dozen tweets about what brand of shoes Tim Tebow wears.
This will no doubt interrupt the network’s WALL TO WALL Miami Heat coverage.
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