Katy Perry Grammy dress violated CBS Standards and Practices (SFW Photo)

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A lot of people were talking about the Katy Perry Grammy dress tonight. Or talking about what the dress didn’t cover. Her skin tight, mint/lime green cleavage window made her look like a skink. I said skink not a skank. Skinks are green lizards; The Katy Perry Grammys Dress presented us with a lizard with huge breasts.

I’m kind of afraid to ask this, but: is there @KatyPerryBoobs or @KatyPerryCleavage Twitter account already? Because it would have 50k followers overnight.

Apparently Katy Perry didn’t get the Grammys wardrobe memo. Perry pushed the envelope of the wardrobe mandate at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards, with a get-up that blatantly violated the memo CBS sent out to Grammy attendees. The mandate emailed earlier this week by CBS’ standards and practices department demanded stars “please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered,” and Perry certainly disregarded that request Sunday night.

See the picture after the jump

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Alex Morgan Katy Perry photo shoot video

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Alex Morgan Katy Perry? Brilliant.

ESPN the Magazine will soon release a music-themed issue. Many figures from across the world of sports were used to recreate famous images from the music world: Tampa Bay QB Josh Freeman became Michael Jackson on the cover of Thriller, Ryan Lochte became the baby from the Nirvana Nevermind cover etc. For as much as I rip the WWL, I have to hand it to the evil empire when they get things right; as they did here.

Alex Morgan, the gorgeous soccer star and USWNT striker became pop tart Katy Perry, as seen on the cover of her album One of the Boys. The video shows the transformation:

 

Morgan is right that she normally doesn’t look at all like Perry. Take a looksie

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As you can see Perry has something Morgan doesn’t. It’s two things actually. An most high level athletes don’t have those two things anymore, because those things are largely composed of fat, and most elite athletes don’t have any fat.

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Photo: Katy Perry’s Granny Panties show through her dress

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If the Oscars are the gay man’s Super Bowl, than something called “Fashion Week” is the gay man’s March Madness. And during fashion week, I’m guessing, is not the week you want to make fashion faux paus. And Katy Perry bascially went 0-10 from the field and 0-4 from the free throw line in what you’ll see after the jump.

The granny panties are the biggest offense, but we’re all sick of the Marge Simpson like blue hair, and Perry is downplaying the one thing that got Perry her “hottest woman in the world ranking”/her career in general- her beautiful massive boobies.

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Katy Perry Makes History with 5th #1 Hit Song off the Same Album

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The dog days of summer, are a funny time for sports news. By mid-late August you can see football right in front of you, you’re almost there, but it’s still a very slow news time, because all the good offseason news for the NFL and NBA is over. All the free agent moves and trades have been made (or in this case with the NBA there were none).

And before we get back to more college football and NFL preseason storyline we bring you some pop culture news. In this case, it centers around Katy Perry and some impressive statistics. And us sports fans love our stats don’t we?

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Katy Perry Goes Blonde (PHOTOS)

Last month pop princess Katy Perry went from brunette to redhead, a shift that the “teenage dream” would later admit was accidental.

“So I didn’t get to the exact color I wanted from being black for so long!,” she tweeted at the time to her 8.5 million followers.

“2get to goal I have 2b GINGER for 3WKS.”

Yesterday Perry, during an interview with MTV, displayed the color that the undeniable California girl was going for.

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Derrick Rose in new Commercial with Katy Perry, David Beckham and More (Video)

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A new Adidas commercial features a ton of athletes and superstars: Messi, B.O.B., Katy Perry, and the star of the spot seems to be Mr. Fast Don’t Lie himself Derrick Rose. But the Chicago Bulls MVP candidate and NBA super star isn’t the only midwest representation.

Check out the images of Notre Dame football and Wisconsin Badgers basketball. Watch it after the jump

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