Griffey Jr. asleep in Clubhouse, Marinerlicious days are numbered

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By Paul M. Banks

MLB and Seattle Mariners icon Ken Griffey Jr. is coming dangerously close to seeing his career end. He had a chance to ride out into the sunset at the end of last season, when his Mariners teammates lifted him on their shoulders at Safeco Field last autumn. Instead, he’s pulling the whole MJ-as-a-Wizard thing; sticking around WAY TOO LONG. And now he can’t even stay awake during games. Even Jordan’s tenure in D.C. wasn’t as bad as Griff’s 2010 season.

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Jack Zduriencik is a chip off the old ‘stache

By Jake McCormick

Jack Zduriencik bears a much closer resemblance to Frasier than Joey. [Read more…]