Release of New Air Jordans Causes Chaos, Anarchy Across U.S.

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When you see stories like this, it reminds you why the terrorists hate us. And it”s easy to understand when Americans stay up all night in the December cold to go and fight each other, literally, over the “right” to spend close to $200 (with tax) on shoes! ON SHOES!

Seriously, you think Michael Jordan would endorse this behavior?

Disgusting thugs, too stupid to remember to breathe idiots resorting to violence over being the “first one” to hand over way more money than they can afford to corporate America.

Nike makes an estimated one billion dollars a year on the Jordan brand alone. Yet trashy, disgusting people are literally tearing up stores and firing gun shots over the “privilege” to hand Nike and Jordan more money.

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