In the inaugural bracket, Notre Dame fans with no legitimate connection to the school slaughtered Rachel Nichols in the 2009 final. Nichols ousted Ronnie Woo Woo, while the ND fans took out Alex Rodriguez in the other final.
Chicago Bears Media Relations Department took out the Tea Party Movement and Minnesota Timberwolves GM David Kahn in the 2010 Final Four. And this year our anti-bracket is back!
Here’s a sampling of what’s coming in the Banks Regional. I may make some changes to seeding, and couple bubbles may burst, as other teams break through. But here’s our bracket projection as of now
1. Chicago Blackhawks Media Relations
2. Lebron James’ Handlers
3. MLB’s View of Internet Media
4. People who text me when I’m driving to meet them
5. People who send 5 two-word texts instead of one full text
6. Bachmann-Palin-O’Donnell GOPILF Troika
7. Northwestern’s “4 NIT Appearances” banner in Welsh-Ryan Arena
8. Women who enter relationships with Charlie Sheen
9. Texting pics of your wang as a “good idea”
10. The constant use of :) and ;)
11. Facebook personal life chroniclers
12. BTN Analyst Tim Doyle
13. Bleacher Report Presence in Search Engines
14. “This is for all the Tostitos”
15. Books by “Jersey Shore” cast members
16. “I got a feeling” as sporting events