I found this because it’s linked up to my Jay Cutler story, but GOOD LORD is this hilarious! And thank you to the Bears fans and Reddit users to named the Cutty tale as the very first thing they associated with the Chicago Bears. Thanks to the 49ers fan who asked for an explanation.
Anyways, simply put, this is Reddit users describing what their NFL team does best.
Some highlights:
Cleveland = Appear on ESPN
Kansas City = Choke in the first round of the playoffs
Detroit = make entertaining 4th quarters regardless of the score from the first 3
Dolphins = making Hootie cry
Green Bay = slant routes
Dallas = going 8-8
St. Louis = going 7-9
Pittsburgh = draft linebackers
Indianapolis = draft franchise quarterbacks
and so on and so on….
Read the whole thing, and it will help you get better for NFL season faster than anything else. In quite a precise fashion.
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