Staff MLB Predictions I of II


By David K. & Andy Weise

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East- Boston
How do you pick against them? The pitching is always good, the hitting is always good, everything is always good. Can Ellsbury duplicate the success from last year’s postseason? Will Clay Buchholz and Jon Lester be able to hold down rotation spots for a majority of the season? Those aren’t bad questions to have because those are damn good players.

 

Central- Detroit
The Tigers looked unstoppable at points last year, a year after they went to the World Series. Now a couple seasons removed, they’ve only upgraded on talent. While Dontrelle Willis was a solid pickup for the rotation (even though he struggled in spring training), getting Miguel Cabrera might be the best pickup of the off-season. I don’t see how anyone in the central can stick with the Tigers. Only the Tigers can beat the Tigers.

 

West- Los Angeles
Losing Escobar for the season could be rough but this is virtually the same offense adding Torii Hunter. Hunter statistically has had the best two years of his career in ’06 and ’07 so he looks to continue down that road for now. As long as Weaver and Lackey hold down their spots, I think the Angels should be fine in the west.
 
Wild Card- N.Y. Yankees
I was hoping A-Rod would land elsewhere this offseason just to make things interesting but he stayed. The Yankees are interesting pick here but I feel good with it because Joba Chamberlain will enter the rotation sooner than later and that’s a guy who could be a difference maker for the Yanks.

 

ALCS- Detroit over Boston, in six games, Verlander dominates and the Tigers offense is just too tough.

 AL ROY- Francisco Liriano… oh wait he already played and dominated in ’06. It still seems like a dream to me! See my response to the NL ROY, I just can’t pick someone right now! Does Carlos Gomez apply?

 

MVP- Miguel Cabrera – finally gets onto a team where his performance actually matters. It’ll be a monster one considering the great bats already around him.

 

Cy Young- Justin Verlander, got a feeling this guy is going to dominate even more than he has in the past.

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East- New York
Are the Mets allowed to lose? Imagine the reaction from the fans and media if they don’t win? Holy crap, this is where I admit that it wasn’t worth the Twins giving Johan Santana the biggest contract to a pitcher ever. The expectations are mountain high now.

 

Central- Cubs
This is kind of a “I can’t pick the Brewers.” Soriano is one of my favorite players to follow and with Kerry Wood looking finally healthy as the closer, this could be a good year for the Cubs.

 

West- Arizona
The addition of Dan Haren makes this a scary team to face in the postseason. They’re a fun team to win that plays a lot of small ball, kind of reminds me of the Twins. Eric Byrnes is a gutsy player as well and supports my A) fun to watch and B) like the Twins. He seems like the ideal player on a hit and run team.

 

Wild Card- Atlanta
Glavine is back, Smoltz is still around, what if Maddux ended up back in Atlanta? Wouldn’t that be awesome?
 
 
NLCS- Mets over Diamondbacks. Again, the pressure of not winning is very high for the Mets but as long as they have most of their players healthy, they SHOULD win the NL.

 

World Series:  Tigers over Mets. Some of this could depend on who gets the home field advantage via the All-Star game. I think the Tigers win in seven for this one. Verlander over Santana in game seven.

 

NL ROY-Kosuke Fukudome
The Cubs will make the playoffs and Fukudome has the media behind him on this one. It’s hard to pick rookie of the year anyways because most of the time some guy joins the team in May or June and provides a boost that is unreal.

 

MVP- Alfonso Soriano

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   Cy Young-  Johan Santana – technically he probably could have won the Cy Young the last four years probably. The NL only gets easier with facing pitchers and weaker offensive players.

 
My Team: Minnesota Twins
Obviously going to be an interesting year with no Hunter in CF and no Santana every five days. Delmon Young should be able to cover Hunter’s hitting numbers eventually, maybe not this year but eventually. Young is someday going to be one of the top hitters in the league. Carlos Gomez could steal 50 bases so I’m glad we’re throwing him right into the fire. Michael Cuddyer, Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer have become the three focal points for the offense and hopefully all three are able to do some damage as they will bat 2, 3 and 4 in the lineup. The bullpen has been one of the best in baseball for a handful of years and locking up Joe Nathan was a great move. Nathan and Mariano Rivera have the most saves among any two relievers in baseball over the past three years. Starting pitching will be the biggest question mark but the Twins are lucky because starting pitching is what the Twins organization is know for. With the return of Francisco Liriano (he’ll start the season in the minors for a couple more starts but finished spring training with games of 5 k’s and 7 k’s) Scott Baker, Kevin Slowey, Boof Bonser and veteran Livan Hernandez: that’s not a bad rotation, but it’s also just not necessarily proven. Baker and Slowey have been highly rated prospects for a longtime, Bonser lost some weight in response to questions about his durability and Hernandez replaces Carlos Silva a.k.a. “I will give up a lot of runs but eat a lot of innings.” (I’m sure he eats pleny of other things…things loaded in Trans Fat too –Paul M. Banks) Don’t be surprised if Hernandez gets traded at some point this season and Nick Blackburn becomes a mainstay in the rotation. All in all, I think the Twins manage a third place finish this year behind the Tigers and Indians again. The offense will improve from last year but the pitching will be inconsistent. The best news of all? Two more years in the Metrodome! The beautiful new stadium is making plenty of progress in downtown Minneapolis. Can’t wait for 2010!

 

–Andy Weise 

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AL
East- Boston
Beckett and Schilling need to get healthy or the Yankees can easily take the East, even though I don’t think New York’s starting rotation is anything to get too excited about.

 

Central- Detroit
They’ve bought the right to win this division.

 

West- Los Angeles
Love the Toriiiiiiiiiiii Hunter signing.  They just need their starting pitching to get results and they should coast out West.

 

Wild Card- New York
You know they will buy someone down the stretch to get into the post-season.

 

ALCS- Detroit over Boston

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East- New York
Johan and Pedro… nuff said

 

Central- Cubs
I guess I’m on a starting pitching binge because I think the Cubs need to get another starter or the Brewers will be right on their heels.  This race will likely go down to the wire again.

 

West- Dodgers
The power of Joe Torre…

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Wild Card- Milwaukee
Getting it done the right way, developing players through the minors…

 

NLCS- Cubs over Crew
Total homer pick.  Deal with it.

 

World Series: Detroit over Cubs
101 years…

 

NL ROY-Kosuke Fukudome
Fukodome Fever!!!

 

MVP- Ryan Braun

 

Cy Young- Dan Haren
Just because Johan is the obvious pick

 

AL ROY- Daric Barton
(He’s the A’s first baseman for those who don’t know.)

 

MVP- Vladimir Guerrero
(btw, ESPN’s Pedro Gomez picked Nick Swisher as his AL MVP choice… Really?  I like bold, but c’mon)

 

Cy Young- Justin Verlander

 

Next steroid Bust: Andruw Jones. The new testing policies would explain why he all of a sudden sucks

 

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Sarah Spain’s Cubs Season Preview


This Cubs Preview Is Brought To You By The Letter “C”

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Monday morning, March 31st, 25 players and a handful of coaches will walk out of the Cubs locker room and onto Wrigley Field for the first game of the 2008 season. Each one will be wearing a crisp, clean, new ball cap. A cap with one, single letter on it: C.

C for Chicago
C for Cubs
C for Century
C for Champions

This season, the 2008 Chicago Cubs will be under the largest microscope in professional sports history.  The team will be followed because this year marks the one hundred year anniversary of their last World Series win. They’ll be followed because this may be the last year the name “Wrigley Field” graces the 94-year-old ballpark at 1060 West Addison. They’ll be followed (literally) because producer/director John Scheinfeld is filming a documentary about the team and this historic season. They’ll be followed because everyone in the nation wants to know if they can finally beat the curse and become legends.

They’ll also be followed because they’re a damn good team. A team that looks talented enough to live up to the hype. Strong enough to withstand the pressure of a hundred years of history and an entire city’s hopes. Deep enough to last through October. Hungry enough to win it all.

Here’s how I C it.

Carlos and Co.
Cubs pitchers have led the NL in strikeouts for 7 consecutive seasons. During that time opposing teams have been held to a league low .248 batting average. If our starting pitchers stay healthy and play up to their potential, you can count on an 8th straight year of the same.  Opening day starter Carlos Zambrano is the favorite to win the Cy Young this year and now that his financial situation is settled, he’ll be focused enough to put up at least 20 wins. Z’s backed by power lefties Ted Lilly and Rich Hill and right-handers Ryan Dempster and Jason Marquis. Lilly is coming off his best season ever—I predict he’ll get 20 wins as well. If Hill can fix the control problems he was having in Mesa and Dempster can eliminate lapses in concentration, this group of pitchers will be outstanding. The fact that Lou waited until the end of Spring Training to announce both his starters and the closer points to the incredible depth of this year’s bullpen. If the injury bug hits, Jon Lieber will slide right into the rotation without so much as a hiccup.

Closers
Kerry Wood will win back the love of Cubs fans everywhere in his first season as a closer. Healthy and confident, he’ll prove to be the superstar the Cubs organization has always believed him to be. (Plus, fans everywhere will get to start wearing their “We Got Wood” t-shirts again). Back-ups Bob Howry and Carlos Marmol would be starting closers on almost any other roster and could prove to be key contributors throughout the season.

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“The Riot” Ryan Theriot

Cream of the Crop
Picture this: Ryan Theriot at 3rd, Alfonso Soriano at 2nd, Derrek Lee at 1st and Aramis Ramirez at the plate. The power of this Cubs lineup is downright scary. A few bad pitches and opposing teams will find themselves down faster than you can say Fukudome. After a disappointing offensive output in his first year with the team, Soriano is due. Lee and Ramirez will be the heart and soul of this squad and if Kosuke Fukudome can adjust to MLB ball quickly enough, he’ll provide priceless protection for Ramirez in the 5 spot. Felix Pie and Geovany Soto are the question marks, but both proved they can bring it at the plate during Spring Training. Getting consistent at-bats will be key for the development of these two youngsters.

Changes
The constant changes to the lineup indicate that Lou isn’t 100% sure how to best use all this talent. Some wonder whether Theriot’s low on-base percentage will become an issue at leadoff while others think Soriano’s impatience makes him ill-suited for the second slot. Fukudome’s play early on will greatly influence the lineup, as a slow start may force Lou to bat the 30-year-old rookie 2nd, where he’s most comfortable. Of course, placing the Japanese slugger in the two slot wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing—he had a team-leading .415 on base percentage and league-leading 15 walks in Spring ball. Lou seems resigned to the fact that he’ll be tinkering with the lineup well into the beginning of the season, especially with the last-minute addition of outfielder Reed Johnson. In their final Spring Training game Lou batted Johnson at leadoff and Soriano at the five spot, a combo Lou says he’d like to make when facing left-handed pitchers. While the skipper seems much more comfortable with his team in this, his second year as manager, it seems he still has plenty to figure out.  

Central
I read an article in which one Cubs fan referred to the NL Central Division as the “Comedy Central”—and he’s not too far off. The Milwaukee Brewers will certainly pose a threat, but the division is there for the taking. MLB analysts everywhere are awarding the Cubs the NL Central title before the first pitch has even been thrown. The team would greatly benefit from starting the season off strong so they don’t need a dramatic late push like they did last year. This season, just making the playoffs would be a huge disappointment. This team is talented enough to go all the way, which leads us to our final C…

Champions
Loads of pre-season prognosticators have the Cubs in the 2008 World Series, but I haven’t seen one yet that has them winning it. Most claim that the Cubs “curse” will do them in again, this time right on Heaven’s doorstep. Blaming the “curse” is a cop-out. This year a black cat can stroll arm-in-arm with a goat right past a broken mirror underneath a ladder set-up right in Bartman’s seat for all I care. The Cubs are gonna win it all, just you wait and C…

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A Brief, Unfiltered History of the Chicago Cubs


By Paul M. Banks

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There is a reason jokes about the Cubs and their incessant losing have become a pop culture staple. References to this ineptitude have been made in many places including Friday Night Lights, The Simpsons Halloween specials, Back to the Future and country music ballads. Read on to find out why.

Remember, like Wham told us in the ‘80s, “there’s no comfort in the truth, pain is all you’ll find.”

1876 A baseball team is founded as the White Stockings. (They would also be called the Orphans and Colts before settling on the Cubs nickname in 1902) They win the first NL pennant as well as six of the first eleven titles. Talk about peaking early in life! It would soon go downhill from there.

1906 Cubbies set a record for wins in a season (116) that still stands to this day. No, I’m not kidding! As for the World Series that season, see “A brief history of the Chicago White Sox timeline to see how that one turned out.

1907-08 Cubbies become first team to repeat as World Series champions in baseball history! These were the teams of Three-Finger Brown, Orville Overall and the immortal Tinkers-Evers-Chance combination. The team’s website states: “what a decade for Cubs baseball which is exactly what it was” huh? Although this was their best decade, this redundant statement doesn’t seem to make sense. How did this get past the editors?

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1918 Until 2004, this was the date that lived in infamy for the members of Red Sox Nation. The last victim before the 86 year drought? The Cubbies of course. 
 

1929 World Series, in which the Cubs yielded 10 runs to the Philadelphia Athletics in the seventh inning. A key play in that inning was center fielder Hack Wilson losing a fly ball in the sun, resulting in a 3-run inside-the-park home run.)
stock market wasn’t the only tings that crashed and burned in October of 1929.

1932 Cubbies win the pennant than watch as Babe Ruth toys with them calling his shot in game 3 of the series at Wrigley Field. Ruth pointed to a spot he intended to hit a homer and then promptly did so off Charlie Root. Yanks sweep Cubs in four.

1938 Yankees sweep Cubs in World Series again, dropping Chicago’s record in the Fall Classic to 2-7

1945 The infamous “curse of the Billy Goat” is born when a shop keep and his goat are denied entrance to the World Series which the Cubs lose to Detroit in 7 games. Supposedly a curse is placed on the franchise and the team has not won a pennant since. Whether the curse is real or not is debatable, but one thing is certain: this story has really been over-killed by the media.

1950s The first of three consecutive decades that yield no postseason appearances.

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1969 The “Summer of Love” was two years prior, but no baseball team in Cub history is as beloved today as these chokers. They blow an 8 game division lead in August and finish 8 games out of first place. During a critical series against the New York Mets (the team which ended up winning the Cubs’ division) a black cat crosses Ron Santo’s path as he stands in the on-deck circle. The incident adds to the curse mystique.

1971-1982 Other than a 1964 trade (Cubs give greatest base stealer in history away to the rival Cardinals for Ernie Broglio), Not much of note happens here, except for lots and lots of losing.

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1983 Manager Lee Elia unleashes a profanity laced tirade directed at the fans who show up at Wrigley day games (a night game is not played at Wrigley until 1988) just to boo him and his team. Amidst all the F words and other four letter words, Elia focuses on the point that these people don’t have jobs and asks why they come to Wrigley and ridicule him at his job? Do they actually have jobs of their own? Elia ends up being about ten-fifteen years ahead of time. It is not until the mid 1990s that globalization emerges and makes thousands of Chicagoans either unemployed, work-from-home consultants, or loathable trust fund babies who “work” at Wrigley Field in the summer.

1984 George Orwell himself could not have written a scenario this tragic. Cubs finally breakthrough postseason drought, and win first two games of the NLCS by a combined score of 18-2. They travel to San Diego only needing to win one of three to advance to the World Series. They take a 3-0 lead deep into the deciding game 5 but a historic collapse ensues, highlighted by Tim Flannery’s groundball going through first baseman  Leon Durham’s legs in the late innings. The Cubs fail to win any of the three games in San Diego and Steve Garvey becomes as unloved by Cub fans as he is by all the women he never called back.

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1989 Greg Maddux leads Cubbies to 1989 NLCS before losing 4-1 to the San Francisco Giants. Maddux was not tendered an offer after the 1992 season, he signs with Atlanta then wins a World Series there in 1995.

1998 Cub fans realize that the next Roger Clemens pitches for them. Rookie Kerry Wood ties Clemens for the record of strikeouts in a game in early May. Later in the season, Two steroided up power hitters from the NL Central resurrect interest in baseball as the Cardinals’ Mark McGwire and Cubs’ Sammy Sosa both break Roger Maris record for homers in season with 70 and 66 respectively ** The double asterisk is bult upon the asterisk placed for the previous record. The Cubs ride career years from mediocre journeymen such as Gary Gaetti, Jon Lieber, and Steve Trachsel into the pennant race. On the last day, the Cubs have a chance to clinch, but outfielder Brant Brown drops a routine fly ball and the Cubs are then forced to play one game playoff with giants to determine wild card. This moment becomes iconic for Cubs announcer and former third baseman Ron Santo. They win play-in game, but then get swept by the Atlanta Braves, led by good friend and ex-Cub Greg Maddux.

2001  Cubs are in first place at the break and 16 games over .500. They collapse in the second half and don’t finish 1st, not even second, but 3rd place.

2003  How did the Cubs finally get their first victory in a postseason series since 1908? By victimizing baseball’s answer to the Buffalo Bills, the Atlanta Braves. Atlanta has 15 straight trips to the postseason, but has only one title and three pennants to show for it. This was also the season of Sammy’s corked bat making him a national disgrace for exposing him as a cheater. And of course, this October brought us the complete implosion after being just five outs from the World Series during the NLCS. Game 6 eight inning gave us the appearance of Steve Bartman, Alex Gonzalez’s error of a routine ground ball, and Kyle Farnsworth’s lack of relief. The next night, Kerry Wood and company have a chance to make amends for the previous night’s fiasco, but the Cubbies also blow another lead in game 7 and watch the Marlins take the flag and then the series from the Yankees.

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2004 Where do we begin? If ever a season encapsulated an entire century of misfortune it was this one. The Cubbies had a prolific off-season, improving the previous year’s playoff team immensely. One of the worst things in life is to have high expectations unfulfilled and this year was the paradigm. Sammy Sosa’s journey to the dark side of public opinion was made complete. The Cubs hold the wild card during the last week of the season, but somehow find a way to squander it against the lowly Reds. When Sosa decides to leave the park instead of play in the final meaningless game versus Atlanta, his infamous boom box is destroyed.

When Dusty Baker said the Cubs would no longer be “lovable losers,” he was right. This team (with a winning record) was as lovable as cold sores, traffic jams and mosquito bites combined. Along the way to their horrific collapse, members of the Cubs whine about the umpires being out to get them, broadcasters criticizing them, make retarded base running decisions, dial angry calls to the press box, injure themselves by childishly taking their frustration out on inanimate objects (Farnsy misses games after he hurts himself kicking an electric fan) and hit WAY too many of their home runs with no one on base.

2005 Exactly like the previous season in that the Cubs are expected to finish first but instead finish third, watch St. Louis take the NL Central division and the Houston Astros capture the wild card. Exactly like the previous season, ticket prices are increased by an astronomical amount and injuries keep the fans from seeing much of Nomar Garciaparra, Kerry Wood, and Mark Prior. To make things even more difficult for the fan, the Cubs policy of scalping their own tickets through their private brokerage company becomes even more profitable and therefore implemented.   Salt is poured in the ’05 wounds when their hated rivals, the Chicago White Sox, win the World Series.
 

2006 Another year with high expectations, (Playboy magazine even predicted the Cubbies to win the world series!) results in manager Dusty Baker getting canned. They start out 14-10 before Derrek Lee gets injured and the decline begins. A May meltdown and June swoon of epic proportions follows. Another year of extremely high payroll isn’t enough to keep the Cubs from losing just under 100 games. Most of GM Jim Hendry’s acquisitions under-perform, putting him on the hot seat. There were numerous losses that were magnificent in nature…even by Cub standards. My favorite of all came on  July 16, when the Cubs had a 5-2 lead over the National League leading New York Mets. The  Mets scored 11 runs in the sixth inning, 8 of which on grand slams by Cliff Floyd and Carlos Beltran, the first time the Cubs have ever given up two grand slams in a single inning. The 11 runs were the most ever scored for a single inning in Mets franchise history. Salt is poured in the ’06 wounds when their hated rivals, the St. Louis Cardinals, win the World Series 
  
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 2007. Cubs get off to God-Awful start as the last remnants of the failed Dusty regime take a while to be swept out. After the All-Star break, the Milwaukee Brewers collapse laughably, the Cubs get hot and end up winning the weakest division in the history of the Major Leagues; maybe the weakest in the entire history of Western Civilization. Cubs are favored by many to win NLDS versus Arizona Diamondbacks, but fail to even win a game.

An Unfiltered History of the Chicago White Sox


By Paul M. Banks

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Before the 2005 Chicago White Sox won the title to give Chicago its first baseball championship in 88 years, the North and South-siders were suffering together despite their division. It’s about two groups who have suffered for a long time and reading the details is not exactly the most uplifting task one could undertake.   Reading it (other than 2005 of course) reminds me of the final scene in Apocalypse Now; when that eerie and ominous voice whispers “the horror, the horror.”

1901 White Sox finish with best record in the American League’s inaugural season. Unfortunately, there is no World Series for them to play in; the World Series is not invented until 1903.

1906 This was the year pigs flew, hell froze over, and both Chicago teams appeared in the World Series. Somebody had to win it right? That somebody was the White Sox better known as the “Hitless Wonders.” (team batting average .230 with 7 whole home runs)  Somehow, they find a way to pound out 26 hits and score 16 runs in the games 5 and 6 and take the series.  
1917   Just like the Los Angeles Angels failing to tag A.J. Pierzynski twice at crucial times during the ALCS, The Sox took advantage of their opponents gaffes and misadventures on the base paths. In the decisive game 6, two New York Giants(that’s the New York baseball Giants of course) errors put runners on the corners in the 4th inning. Happy Felsch then hit a grounder to Rube Benton. (don’t you just love how everyone was referred to by their odd nicknames, never first names, back then?)   Third baseman Heine Zimmerman failed to tag Eddie Collins who was a caught up in a rundown. Collins scored, then Chick Gandil came up and his base hit scored the other Sox base runners who advanced on Collins’ elusive maneuvers. Sox takes the series; then the 88 year drought begins.

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1919 This is it, the year of the franchise’s most infamous moment. This was the time of “Say it ain’t so Joe,” Shoeless Joe Jackson, Arnold Rothstein, The Great Gatsby and the inspiration for Field of Dreams. For more on The “Black Sox” scandal, eight players tossed out of baseball for throwing the World Series (despite being acquitted in a court of law) read Eliot Asinof’s Eight Men Out. What more likely to happen (since you’re a lazy bastard, is you’ll rent the movie with John Cusack and Charlie Sheen. Losing all of these players here rendered the Sox helpless in the league races for a decade and a half. 

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1920-1958   No postseason appearances. White Sox put together a bunch of great winning seasons during the 40s and 50s, but are unfortunate enough to play in the American League during the pinnacle of the Yankee dynasty. Also divisional play, the ALCS and the wild card have not been invented yet. These two factors leave them idle in October for 40 years.  

1959 During the apex of the cold war and nuclear paranoia, a widespread panic occurs in Chicago when the doomsday alerts are sounded. The warning sirens were set off to celebrate the Sox winning the AL pennant, not because of incoming Russian nuclear missiles. The first Mayor Daley apparently overlooked the contemporary culture of fear and political climate. Oh and the Sox lose the World Series to the Dodgers in six. Four years later, legendary shortstop Luis Aparicio gets angry when the Sox trade him to Baltimore. He tells them that it will take 40 years for them to win another pennant. He was wrong, it took 46 years.

1964 Sox go 98-64 (Third biggest win total in franchise history) but Yanks finish 13-1 down the stretch at the Sox are left out as the ALCS isn’t invented until 1969. 

1970  The bottom drops out as the Sox lose a franchise record 106 games.

1977  The “Southside Hit Men” become a well celebrated and well respected team. This historical fan favorite finished third after choking down the stretch. This is the Southside’s answer to the ’69 Cubs; a very beloved also-ran that is remembered and honored despite never winning anything.

1979 The year of the infamous ‘Disco Demolition’ promotion. White Sox hold pre-game festivities that featured an opportunity for the fans to blow up a disco record of their own choosing.  The promotion ends in fans storming the field, rioting and forcing the home team to lose by forefit. This event sets the standard stereotype that unruly malcontented field storming Sox fans would live up to and exceed 23 years later.

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1983 White Sox (99-63) run away with AL West, winning division by a then record 20 games. Despite leading the majors in runs scored, they only manage to reach the plate 3 WHOLE times in 4 games (stranding 35 base runners along the way) and lose to Baltimore in the ALCS. Cy Young award winner and infamous cocaine addict Lamarr Hoyt pitches them to a 2-1 victory in game 1.

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1986 Bobby Bonilla who would make 6 All Star appearances, is traded for Jose Deleon a pitcher who promptly goes 2-19.

1990 Sox put together a very strong team that finishes 94-68 during last season in old comiskey park. Too bad they play in Oakland’s division, and its still 8 more years till the wild card is introduced and livens up the baseball postseason.

1991 Sox open New Comiskey Park with a 16-0 loss to the lowly Tigers, finish another year in second place (a.k.a. the first-place loser) After the season they trade a skinny strikeout prone kid named Sammy Sosa for George Bell.  Bell had 112 RBIs in 1992, but was out of baseball by 1994. Sosa would hit the juice and spend 12 years on the north side of town would go on to smash over 550 home runs in his career. (and also move up to number two on the career strikeout list)

1993 Sox win AL West, clinching in dramatic fashion at home on a big home run by two sport star Bo Jackson. They also take home most of the league’s season awards (Cy Young- Jack McDowell, MVP- Frank Thomas, manager of the year- Gene Lamont) However, the postseason is a completely different story. In the ALCS, the Toronto Blue Jays eliminate them in 6 as Ace McDowell chokes big time. He surrenders 13 hits in his game one loss and lasts only two innings in his second playoff defeat.

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1994 The strike causes many fans to abandon Major League baseball for a few years. Many blame Sox ownership for being an instrumental part in the hard line stance of owners whose policies induced the culture of greed that precipitated the work stoppage. When strike occurs, Sox are in first place and 22 games over .500. The postseason is never played.

1997 The year of the infamous “white flag trade” In early August, White Sox find themselves just 3.5 games back of Cleveland in the race for the AL Central. Still Chairman Jerry Reinsdorf remarks “anyone who thinks this team can catch Cleveland is crazy.” The Sox then trade two of their top starters (Wilson Alvarez and Danny Darwin) and closer Roberto Hernandez to the giants for 6 minor leaguers (on the plus side, two of those players turn out to be solid relief pitchers Bobby Howry and Keith Foulke who were instrumental in the 2000 run to the postseason) With the goal of building for the future, the Sox essentially surrendered in the midst of a very winnable pennant race. This move angered and scarred the Sox fan base for quite some time. 

2000 The Sox roll through the regular season and finish with the best record in American league breaking franchise records for runs, RBIs, hits, doubles and homers along the way. In taking the Central division title they often celebrate to the team’s unofficial fight song: BahaMen’s “Who let the dogs out?” The Seattle Mariners, who also adopted the BahaMen song for celebrating the high points of their season, promptly sweep the Sox out of the first round as the Chicago bats go dead in October. (ALDS team batting average .185)

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2002 The infamous “Tom Gamboa/William Ligue Jr. & son incident” creates a new paradigm for inaccurately stereotyping White Sox fans as shirtless, mulletted, tattooed white-trash criminals. Research studies have shown that the Sox fan base is actually just as affluent, articulate, educated and accomplished as the Cub fan base. The misnomer was born one magical Monday night in September. On “half price” night, a repulsive scumbag and his son jump on the field and bludgeon Kansas City Royals first base coach Tom Gamboa. The iconic image of a bloody Gamboa is seen all across the national sports media landscape.

2003 In the offseason, Comiskey Park became “U.S. Cellular Field!” and yet another corporate whore eradicates tradition furthering the commercialization of sports. Soon, “The Cell” becomes a new way for people (people not getting royalties from a cell phone provider) to refer to the park. The nickname becomes applicable when assault and battery is committed during a game AGAIN! Another on-the-field incident in another half-price night game versus the Royals. This time another scumbag assailant (Eric J. Dybas) attacks an umpire. Although this incident has a shorter lifespan in the news cycle, Dybas is quoted: We ain’t no white trash.” This quote has as much truth as Nixon’s “I am not a crook.”  As for the team itself, the Sox are in first in mid  September, but get a beat down from head to head matchups with the Twins who move on to the postseason in place of them

2004 The Sox are in first place at the all star break, but unfortunately the Sox’s two biggest sockers (Frank Thomas and Magglio Ordonez) get hurt in the second half. The Sox then tank down the stretch and finish a modest four games above .500

2005 We all know this year has a happy ending, but when the Sox saw their fat 15 game lead on August first slim down to a skinny game and a half in September (with still 6 games head to head with the hard-charging Indians) all the fatalists and doomsayers came out of the woodwork to lead the panic. It’s that routine pessimism of the city and their fan base that gave Sports Illustrated a legitimate reason to rank them as the worst franchise to be a fan of earlier that year. Of course, October was a wonderful and happy time. However, this is not a place for happy endings. If you’re looking for one, go rent a Disney movie.

2006 This collapse was a slow gradual death; not a choke. It was a downward spiral over a couple of months in which they never pulled away while having the wild card in hand on Labor day, but they didn’t officially die until the last week either. They kept winning and losing just enough to keep the fans unsure of where it was going. Each series down the stretch sent Sox nation mixed signals about what could happen in October, and whether they would reach the postseason or not. A late September trip to California sealed their fate. Good ‘ol Buddy Frank Thomas and the Oakland Athletics swept the Sox, closing their coffin. What should have been a huge home series against Detroit was nothing more than their last rights. The potential of a 57-31 first half went to waste because of a 33-41 second half. Why the disparity? A couple reasons include Mark Buehrle failed to show after the second half, going 3-9 during his final 16 starts and Jim Thome’s slowing down during the pennant race. Thome’s first half (30 homers, 77 RBIs) was a different half-season than his second. (12 HRs, 32 RBIs)

2007 Remember Memorial Day weekend? When the White Sox started a losing streak that felt like…I don’t know forever? And they were pretty much eliminated by Flag Day? Despite having the fourth highest payroll in the Major Leagues, the Sox gave us one of the most awful seasons of all-time slugging it out with the Royals to avoid last place and the Devil Rays to keep from being the worst team in baseball. Good times!

Chicago Baseball links galore!!


By Paul M. Banks

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In the spring of 2006, I wrote an in-depth feature on the marketing of Chicago’s two major league teams. The article features an exclusive with White Sox Vice President of marketing Brooks Boyer and 670 the Score’s Dan Bernstein

http://www.therealchicago.org/0104cubssox.htm

 

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And here’s a recent piece from the Kane County Bulletin describing my night on the field and behind the scenes with the Kane County Cougars. 

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It was doggie night at Elfstrom Stadium

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The Clinton Lumber Kings welcome home their first runner of the evening

On-Field with the Cougars Promotion Team

By Paul M. Banks

Outrageous and unorthodox ballpark promotions are one of the first things many people often associate with minor league baseball. These promotions are perfect examples of the way a minor league baseball organization attracts the consumer. Baseball is the product, the fan is the consumer, and the promotions are part of the brand: the experiences, thoughts, and emotions that the fan associates with the game. My night being both behind-the-scenes and in the public eye with the Kane County Cougars was their ‘Bark in the Park Night.’ I joined the on-field doggie parade, set to the BahaMen song ‘Who Let the Dogs Out?’ This may be the dogs’ day, but this is the home of big cats. The Cougars logo behind home plate is freshly painted every day. It is there that I received my orders to spend most of the game shadowing Shawn Touney, team media relations director. Being on the other side of an event was a unique type of experience; I didn’t really get to watch the game at all because I was more fixated on the job. I helped out with ‘Human Bowling Ball’ and the ‘Lawn Care Olympics,’ but I’ll always remember the ‘Nicor Ball Blast’ most of all. I’ve attended many games where I sat quietly and watched while others went nuts trying to catch the t-shirts and free giveaways that are thrown into the crowd. I didn’t really concentrate too much on where I was throwing, but I did follow orders in trying to spread the love around equally to all sections. The opposing team also likes to participate in this promotion. With a crowd of about 10,000 on hand, the help was definitely needed. “I think that’s one of the unique qualities of the minor league experience: the player-to-fan relationship. What makes it even more special is the fact that we not only involve our players, but the opposing team to take part in this particular promotion,” Touney proclaimed
 
The Clinton Lumber Kings, the visiting opponent that night, open the scoring drought in the fourth, with a monster inning. It coincides with us waiting in the corridor behind their dugout to take the dog contest winners onto the field. The long inning delays our field entrance and our obligations impact the schedule of later events. On game night, team employees often have to change their job duties at a moment’s notice. In the minors, assistant GMs sometimes have to scrub down tables or pour beers. Department heads often work parking or even have to be the mascot one night. Organizational hierarchy aside, employees have to wear many hats. “With our full-time staff, everyone must be prepared to handle multiple responsibilities, or even responsibilities that sometimes do not fall directly under their job description. From that, an entire staff builds a sense of camaraderie that is fairly difficult to find in other lines of work,” Touney stated.

An exclusive with C-USA player of the year Paul Smith


By Paul M. Banks 

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By the end of this interview I understood why Conference USA player of the year and Tulsa quarterback, Paul Smith won the 2007 Wuerffel Trophy, presented to the college football player who best combines exemplary community service with both athletic and academic achievement. I can say without hyperbole that he was by far the nicest and most respectful athlete out of the hundreds that I have interviewed in my young career. The Owasso, Oklahoma native established Conference USA single-season records for total offense, passing yards, and TD passes thrown. Smith also broke Tulsa program career and single-season records for passing, touchdown passes and total offense. Smith received ESPN The Magazine’s Academic All-America second team merits and was named C-USA’s Scholar Athlete of the Year for football. He was also the MVP of the 2005 Liberty Bowl and currently holds the NCAA record with 14 consecutive games passing for more than 300 yards. He recently married former TU soccer varsity letter winner Krista Barker. I spoke with him about football, faith, Lovie Smith, and just life in general.

To read the interview, go here:

http://www.nfldraftblitz.com/paulsmithinterview.htm

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The Stock Report (NCAA Tournament Edition)


The dollar may be dropping, but David K.’s NBA Draft Stock Report is increasing in value 

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An update of whose NBA Draft stock is rising and falling

Now, more so than ever, NBA scouts have their eyes glued on college basketball and the NCAA Tournament.  A good performance in the Big Dance can do wonders for a future NBA prospect’s draft stock, while bombing on the big stage can have the opposite effect.  Here is a look at who helped raise their stock after the first weekend of the tourney:

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BUY:

Stephen Curry, Sophomore, G, Davidson

College recruiters from the ACC and SEC overlooked Curry coming out of high school.  While he may look like he is twelve years old and have a skinnier frame that Calista Flockhart, the kid can flat out shoot the rock.  Curry was undoubtedly the MVP of the first two rounds, dropping 40 points on Gonzaga in the opening round while scoring 30, 25 of which in the second half, in a come-from-behind defeat of Georgetown.  I would be shocked if Curry tested the NBA waters, but if he can add some muscle and improve his ball-handling skills, it will be hard for NBA scouts to overlook him in the near future.
 

Mario Chalmers, Junior, PG, Kansas

Chalmers followed up a 30 point, 6 assist performance against Texas in the Big 12 championship with two solid tourney games.  He scored 17 and 16 points respectively in the Jayhawks’ first two rounds.  With point guards like Derrick Rose, O.J. Mayo, D.J. Augustin, Darren Collison, and Ty Lawson all likely top-20 picks; Chalmers could be the next best option for an NBA team looking for a floor general in the late first round.  He has likely secured a spot in the first round with his recent play and could see his stock rise even further as Kansas continues to stay alive.

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Kevin Love, Freshman, PF, UCLA

Love just knows how to play the game.  Period.  He may not be the athletic power forward that NBA teams crave these days, but Love has proven that he is more than ready to contribute in the NBA.  In UCLA’s opening round win, the freshman scored 20 points and grabbed nine boards in just 21 minutes.  Against Texas A&M, Love dropped 19, collected 11 rebounds, and blocked seven shots.  He is a sure-fire lottery pick if he decides to go pro, and could end up in the top ten if an NBA club is looking for a smart, well-rounded post player.
 

Joe Alexander, Junior, F, West Virginia

The versatile Alexander has led the Mountaineers to the Sweet 16.  At 6-8, Alexander has shown the versatility to put the ball on the floor and create his own shot, as well as hit outside jumpers, post-up smaller defenders, knock down free throws, and crash the boards.  He has scored 20-plus points in six of his last eight games.  If he decides to forgo his senior season which is becoming more and more possible, he would likely be a top-20 pick. 
 

Courtney Lee, Senior, SG, Western Kentucky

Playing at a mid-major school, Lee doesn’t get the national exposure that he deserves.  He scored 29 points on 4 of 5 shooting from downtown in the Hilltoppers’ second round victory over San Diego after having 15 points and nine boards in round one.  It is evident that he can shoot the ball, but he also attacks the rim and rebounds well for a two-guard.  Another impressive performance in the Sweet 16 should cement his status as a first-round pick.

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Jamont Gordon, Junior, Guard, Mississippi St.

Gordon might be the most underrated combo guard in the nation.  Questions come up about his decision-making abilities as he averages more than four turnovers a game.  What makes Gordon special is his capability to make an impact even when he is not scoring.  In the Bulldogs’ first round win, Gordon shot just 2 of 14 from the field, but dished out nine assists and grabbed 11 rebounds.  He followed that up with a 21 point, 11 rebound, 5 assist outing in Mississippi State’s second round loss to Memphis.  His versatility should be attractive to NBA teams which could get him into the first round if he gives up his final year of eligibility.
 

Charles Rhodes, Senior, PF, Mississippi State

Rhodes threw his name into the draft last season just to test the waters and get a feel for what scouts were thinking.  His 34 points and 14 boards against Oregon, and 14 & 10 versus Memphis proves that he can be a force inside.  He has the knock of being an under-sized power forward which is always a deterring factor on draft day.  But in recent years, guys like Craig Smith, Paul Millsap, Leon Powe, Glenn Davis, and Carl Landry have found success being role players as second-round picks.  Rhodes could continue that trend and be a second-round steal for a team looking for a physical presence off the bench.

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Although Drew Neitzel was not mentioned at all in this article, I had to include this picture of #11 being interviewed by Erin Andrews. And who’s going to argue against posting a picture that shows Erin Andrews from behind?  

Fantasy Baseball Preview Part one of…a few


By Paul M. Banks, The Soxman, Peter Christian 

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Banks’s questions in bold. Soxman’s answers in normal type, Christian’s answers in italics

Do you draft Roger Clemens or Barry Bonds?
 
My gut tells me that the most recent government perjury inquiry into Roger Clemens, combined with the fact that evidence (albeit circumstantial) suggests he was tainted will keep Roger out of baseball on 2008.  Therefore, I’d avoid drafting him.
 
Interestingly enough, I’ve participated in two drafts now and Barry Bonds was drafted in both of them.  If you are in extremely deep leagues (such as myself), he might be worth taking an “end of draft) flier on. In leagues where on base and slugging percentage are scoring categories, Bonds is one of the best ever, regardless of “how” he got there.  Fantasy Baseball does not have a drug test either.   
 
Roger is untouchable. Especially in leagues with only a few bench spots. Barry on the other hand might be worth keeping an eye on. Depending on how the draft plays out and if I have a solid team that I’m confident in, I may forgo depth at a certain position to take a flyer on the Homer (Drama) Queen. Whether I draft him or not, I’m definitely keeping my ear to the ground about any possibility of him joining a MLB team mid-season.

What about the other players in the Mitchell Report? They’re saying this could just be the tip of the iceberg.  What players might you avoid drafting to avoid? 
 
The Mitchell report did not have as much of a negative impact as I thought it would on any of my drafts.  I said I was going to avoid pitchers whose names appeared in the report and yet I ended up with Eric Gagne on my roster.  The allure of him regaining that 2004 magic was enough for me to bite, especially in a league where mediocre closers have as much value as solid starting pitchers.
 
As far as “the tip of the iceberg” goes, look at hitters who had a sharp decline in power numbers or batting average in the last two seasons for no apparent reason whatsoever. Even though I still drafted him, Michael Young is one of those candidates.  On a team that featured Ivan Rodriguez, John Rocker, and other alleged users, his homerun total has been cut in half from 2005-2007.
 

Chuck Knoblauch, David Segui…OK really, I think the Mitchell Report was a big joke. It is pretty obvious that the biggest suspension that MLB is ready to hand out for past transgressions is 15 days (not games). I probably wouldn’t intentionally draft more than one player who is facing suspension but a player like Jose Guillen, Mike Cameron or Andy Pettitte will find a home on someone’s roster. However, I doubt any of those players are going to make or break a team. I will shit a fire truck if I ever hear someone say, “My fantasy team would have been great this season if only I wouldn’t have been scared to draft insert player name here because he was on the Mitchell Report.”

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What player helped and hurt his projected fantasy numbers by changing teams this off-season?
 
Without a doubt, Nick Swisher likely helped his fantasy number the most.  Already a tremendous homerun hitter and on-base guy, Swisher leaves spacious Oakland, to hit in the launching pad that is U.S. Cellular Field.  He could be in for a huge year and qualifies in center field for leagues that have strict position requirements.  He was drafted in the first round in my league where on-base plus slugging percentage is the primary offensive scoring category.
 
The biggest name player who likely hurt his fantasy projections the most is Scott Linebrink. An excellent set-up man for most of his career, he leaves spacious Petco Park for the Cell.  His ERA jumped over one run after his trade to Milwaukee and his new home is not very forgiving to fly ball pitchers.
 

Helped – Torii Hunter, Miguel Cabrera

Both Torii and Miguel took their game to line ups that will allow their offense to flourish well beyond their prior performances when they were relied upon to carry the load. With better support in the line-up both are going to see even better pitches to hit. Career years should be expected and their draft stock is higher for both players. In Torii’s case he also has the added benefit of having a bit more depth around him in the outfield. He is on a team where they can afford to sit him down on occasion, which should ease fantasy owner’s worries about his injury history, not to mention he isn’t playing on the much less forgiving Metrodome surface for 80 games. With Miguel Cabrera not having the option to buy and swallow a Cuban sandwich on every street corner in Detroit, his weight should level off and keep him in good shape for the season.
 
Hurt – Johan Santana, Dontrelle Willis

Before you start freaking out at your monitor- listen up! Johan is still going to have a good season, but it isn’t going to be as awesome as everyone expects. Johan was consistently backed by a solid defense at all positions around him. The Mets have a solid infield but the defensive play in the outfield isn’t at such a high level as the Twins were. Plus, Shea Stadium is a bit more spacious than the Metrodome meaning outs as a Twin might be hits as a Met. Also, the Mets don’t necessarily have the bullpen consistency to bail Santana out if he does run into trouble. Dontrelle on the other hand seems destined to fail for the Tigers. He is going to face better hitters in the American League, he is going to be forced to pitch deeper into games and his durability is a huge question mark. There is no question he is enthusiastic, but his work ethic could become an issue on a team where he isn’t coddled. Don’t draft D-Train unless you want to be looking for a pitcher on the waiver wire in a month or two.

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Everyone talked about Barack Obama’s bracket which was published everywhere. Just slightly down the scale in importance, we have Soxman’s fantasy team roster

My dynasty league is EXTREMELY deep, 16 teams 30 players on a roster. I’ve made it to the play-offs every year of its existence and won it all twice. My team was aging, so I went young this year in the hopes of staying “in the play-off hunt” but drafting young talent. I’ll likely make a post-draft adjustment or two, but here is my team.  You likely have not even heard of half these guys…
 
Hitters
 
1B
Paul Konerko
Joey Votto
 
2B
Marcus Giles
Tadahito Iguchi
Matt Antonelli
 
SS
Michael Young
Brandon Wood
 
3B
Ryan Braun
Scott Rolen
 
Catcher
JR Towles
AJ Pierzynski
 
Center Field
Jacoby Ellisburry
Melky Cabrerra
 
OF
JD Drew
Carlos Quentin
Dewlyn Young
Travis Snider
 
SP
Justin Verlander
Carlos Zambrano
Mark Buehrle
Joe Blanton
Gil Meche
Manny Parra
Gio Gonzales
 
RP
Joe Nathan
Bobby Jenks
Mariono Rivera
Eric Gagne
Joe Borowski

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Why was Everyone so Happy to see Duke eliminated?


By the TSB Staff

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Partially for the same reasons everyone hates the Lakers, Yankees, New England Patriots and Notre Dame: success and all of the media coverage and attention it brings. This publicity in turn attracts annoying bandwagon fans that give the team’s genuine fan base a bad name. On a second level, people hate Duke for the same reasons they despise the Pats and ND: unfair playing field.

Many resent the fact that the Irish get their own exclusive television contract and that they are the only team with all of their home games televised. Many people feel the NFL has not been tough enough on the Pats with the Spygate scandal. In Duke’s case, it’s the way the Eastern Seaboard Programming Network whores the team and Coach K. in its coverage.
 

Then there’s the elitism factor. Two of my best college basketball-watching buddies are chairmen of the Chicago Carolina Club. Obviously, these are extremely biased consultants, but who better than a North Carolina die hard (one guy’s email is actually uncgrad@….) to explain the rationale for hating Duke? They, who refuse to spell Duke as anything other than dook, told me that Duke is pretty much a safety school for Eastern boarding school students who can’t make the cut into the Ivy League. They say you can just smell the sense of entitlement these rich kids exude. Unlike my experiences with University of Michigan alums, I can’t verify Duke snobbery. And there were plenty of kids like this, some even on my dorm floor, at the University of Illinois. Perhaps this is another reason why the lacrosse team story dominated the news cycle for so long: arrogant and spoiled rich kids made the perfect villains in the “script” of the mass media. Whether this perception was accurate or not, it fit the story angles television reported on that long-running story.

My real hatred is Coach K. more than it is Duke itself. To find the source of your Duke hatred, click here. His commercials that have aired during the tournament the past couple years are a big reason why.  On the surface he was giving a public service announcement, but it was a de facto recruiting infomercial for Duke. (And his voice sounds exactly like Squidward on “Sponge Bob Square Pants.”) What other coach gets this overwhelming amount of airtime to make his pitch? And although Coach K. has won three national titles, his level of success doesn’t justify the “brand” that surrounds him. He makes a shit-load of money with public speaking, branding events and other “success” initiatives that make him another one of those hucksters that pitch the secrets of entrepreneurship and business acumen to the legions of soulless and gullible people who read those disgusting corporate leadership tomes.
 
 
Finally, I despise Coach K. on yet another level: politically. He is a long time Republican donor who caused an uproar within the University with the creation of his “Blue Devils for Dole” special interest group. However, that’s nothing compared to the disgusting way he joined with the fellow ultra-right leaning Jerry Colangelo (Deputy Chair of Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign in Arizona) to politicize Team USA basketball and market the team with heavy militaristic propaganda. The former Phoenix Suns CEO and “not just a basketball coach, but a leader who happens to coach basketball” abused their roles as American ambassadors to the world by acting as public relations officials for the military-industrial complex. Maybe if either of them had actually seen any military combat experience in their life, they would think and act differently. For more on this, please check out Dave Zirin’s “Welcome to the Terrordome: the pain, politics, and promise of sports.” 

–Paul M. Banks

I really hate the Chicago Bulls Chris Duhon by the way, for more…
http://www.truthaboutduke.com/encyc.php?encycid=6

“Hating Duke is like hating cancer, It should just come naturally to people and if it doesn’t there is something seriously wrong with them.”
–Jeremy Zuleger

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Usually, when I pose pics of cheerleaders, it’s cause for excitement. Here, all six are pretty much in the same ballpark of physical attractiveness

Why do I hate Duke? I feel almost offended even being asked that question. I mean seriously, “Duke Hating” is so “in” right now. If you are somebody, you think anyone who openly likes Duke is nobody.

OK, so maybe that isn’t the real reason I hate Duke but it feels pretty accurate. Personally, I hate UNC a trillion times more than Duke, but I still hate Duke at a level of 19 on a scale of 1 to 10. Maybe it is because of the horrible bias and coverage of Duke that drives me nuts. Maybe it’s because people think Duke fans are so hardcore when they are nothing but a bunch of trust fund kids who are more in love with being a Cameron Crazy on TV rather than simply being crazy at Cameron Indoor. I guess it could be the fact that the Hill-Laettner play still gets discussed as one of the best NCAA Tournament plays ever when there have been at least a dozen that have been more impressive. Maybe it’s all of these and a million more. At the end of the day, Duke sucks.

I think that Coach K is a pretty respectable coach (however, the recent whoring of himself for all these random commercials is dragging that respectable reputation through the mud), but he has gotten really good at recruiting ass hats who are really easy to hate. Maybe it started back when Christian Laettner was supposed to take the Timberwolves to new heights and he ended up being a douchetrickle. I also hate myself for easing up on my Duke hate during the Boozer era (I had to retroactively hate Boozer for his fleecing of the Cavs) but it came back full force with J.J. Redick’s rise to national prominence. I also hate that Duke players are still so highly regarded and touted as NBA talent when they barely have a 50% success ratio in the league. (I might have made that stat up, but Dave K. will check for me I’m sure).

Duke is also so hated because they cast a shadow over so many good players and teams in their own conference. Players like Will Avery, Chris Carrawell, Trajan Langdan, Chris Duhon, Redick, Shelden Williams, Daniel Ewing and many more either get drafted far too high or they are given far too many accolades because they are the face of Duke Basketball for a season instead of being really good/talented basketball players.

Throw in the fact that Duke is always considered one of the top teams in the country yet recently they seem to lay eggs in the tournament with early round losses or near losses (see: Belmont, VCU, West Virginia and Indiana). Since 1992, when Duke was considered one of the best NCAA teams of all time, the Blue Devils have been awarded a #1 seed in the tournament 8 times and have won only one title in the past 16 seasons. Don’t tell me that with a decade’s worth of players like Corey Maggette, Elton Brand, Carlos Boozer, Shane Battier, Jason Williams, Grant Hill and Luol Deng that Duke basketball hasn’t underperformed. Also, they seem to skate by without so much as an ounce of negative connotations surrounding the program. All I ask is that Duke gets its due of criticism from all of the big name commentators and analysts. It always seems that in cases of Duke nearly losing to a team like Belmont or getting beat by Virginia Commonwealth that everyone rushes to commend those teams for beating Duke and then will turn around and fight for a chance to say how valiant Duke and Coach K were in losing. If Duke loses to a team that it should beat, I want Coach K to catch hell for it, even if it is only for a few days. I want those players to get beat up by the media. The reason Duke turns out players that so many people hate (i.e. Laettner, Redick, Paulus) is because those players get accustomed to being coddled by the fans and media so they have no fear of repercussions if they do fail. In turn, we get the privilege of watching spoiled, cocky, semi-talented basketball players wear a Duke uniform year after year.

Until those changes take effect (or until someone from Duke decks Roy Williams) I will continue to hate Duke. As I’ve stated before, if you openly cheer for Duke or UNC it is a proven fact that you are going to hell. It’s in the Bible (or at least it should be).

–Peter Christian

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I know how much Pete loves Drew Neitzel and his on-the-court screaming. During his freshman year of 2005, #11 and company knocked out #1 seeded Duke.

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I’m not a big college basketball fan, but I’m certainly aware of America’s fascination with hating Duke. There are websites, such as www.truthaboutduke.com, that carefully analyze the many reasons to despise the storied basketball program. There are countless videos and articles skewering the most hated players in Blue Devil history–and even more castigating their famed coach. Duke haters even celebrated the accidental knee injury suffered by the Blue Devils mascot earlier this season (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuH_KmcMAAQ). Why do the team, its coach and its fans inspire so much hatred? Here’s a brief, unbiased opinion from someone who neither hates nor supports the Blue Devils.
 
1. People hate Duke because they’re successful. Paul covers this in his breakdown. I’ll merely add that it is the rare successful franchise that somehow manages to dash the hopes of opposing teams’ fans without alienating them. Growing up in the Chicago area in the ’90s I experienced firsthand that very phenomenon: the Chicago Bulls. I’ve encountered few people who hate Michael Jordan or the Bulls–even those whose teams were routinely destroyed by MJ have to admit he was just too good to be despised.
 
2. People hate Duke because of their playing style. The fake applications for the “Duke Flopping Camp” floating around the internet say it all.
 
3. People hate Duke because they couldn’t get in. There are few colleges known as much for their academics as their athletics–it’s more the exception than the rule. Because they are so rare, these schools are some of the most desirable and therefore hardest to get into. The accusation that everyone at Duke acts “entitled” is one often thrown at the students of Ivy League institutions as well. After attending one such university–and visiting many others for recruiting trips or track meets–I can honestly say that in my opinion the inferiority complex of outsiders causes them to assume a certain attitude or condescension that isn’t actually there. There are braggarts and snobs everywhere; anticipating their existence and actively seeking out that kind of negativity is a waste of time.
 
4. People hate Duke because it’s “cool.” Reverse bandwagon-ing is all the rage.

–Sarah Spain

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Reggie Love passed out at a UNC frathouse
 

First off, let me say that I don’t hate Duke. I absolutely respect what they have done as a program over the past 17 or so seasons and think Mike Krzyzyzyzyzyzewski is undoubtedly one of the best coaches to ever draw on a dry-erase board. With that being said, I find myself rooting against the Blue Devils every NCAA Tournament.

In the days leading up to the NCAA Tourney, the all-time face of Dukie Nation, Christian Laettner was on Jim Rome’s radio show. Rome asked Laettner this exact question, why he thought Duke was such a hated program? Despite the fact that Laettner sounds like a guy who smoked way too much pot in his life, he brought up a good point. Duke is sort of like Tiger Woods. Both are consistently the best in their respective game. Both are highly thought of by their peers. But more often than not, both end up being hated for because they are “elites” of their sport. Laettner admitted that Tiger is unbelievable and amazing to watch because he is the best. Still, Laettner says he will actually root for Tiger to lose because he is sick of seeing him win. I suffered from the same disease growing up in Chicago with Michael Jordan and the Bulls. My sickness for seeing them win title after title and for the constant praise MJ received actually turned into a burning hatred.

Some of the loathing also stems from Duke’s image as a university. It is stereotyped as a “smart” school attended by rich, snobby, preppy kids who drive to Durham in their brand new Mercedes Benz and will likely see more money from their trust-fund than the majority of Americans will in their lifetime of labor. (And yes, there are probably equations written on the walls of every bar on campus.) The players on the floor often epitomize this image of a Duke student. Laettner, Bobby Hurley, Steve Wojciechowski, Chris Collins, Mike Dunleavy Jr, Shane Battier, J.J. Redick, Josh McRoberts, Jon Scheyer, Greg Paulus… can you name one person who likes any of these guys who isn’t a Cameron Crazy? Me neither.

Plus, Dick Vitale whores over Duke… and who really likes Dickie V. anymore?

–David K.

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By far the best thing to happen to the Bulls since their multi-player deal with the Cavs…the fact that Duhon rarely ever sees the court. 

Cubs Spring Training Road Trip


By Sarah Spain

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Lugging a blue Cubs blanket, a squishy seat cushion and not a hint of a smile, a heavyset, tired-looking, middle-aged woman trudged out of the front gate of Hohokam Park, reluctantly following her husband. He paused to let her catch up and said, exasperated: “It’s an experience. Nobody ever said you were gonna have fun. I said it’s an experience.” 
 
At that moment I realized that a Cubs Spring Training game in Mesa, Arizona, wasn’t everyone’s idea of Heaven on Earth. But it was sure mine.
 
For a few days the second week of March I was deliriously, blissfully, totally and completely happy. It wasn’t just the baseball—I’ve been to plenty of ball games. It wasn’t all about the sunshine—I live in Los Angeles, where sunny days are a given. It wasn’t just the beer—though there is something wonderful about a cold can of Old Style delivered right to you. It wasn’t even about the people—in fact, I went to all three games by myself. footnote 1
 
It wasn’t any one thing, it was everything. 
 

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A lily, Ted Lilly, flourishing in the desert

Some people find baseball to be too slow. The stretches between hits can seem like hours and teams sometimes win by scoring just one measly run. I have a few friends that could even find a way to hate Game 7 of the World Series. Just imagine dragging one of them to a bunch of pre-season games that mean absolutely nothing. So there I was, on the left field lawn for three days straight, joined only by a bag of peanuts, a pen and paper, and the occasional Old Style.  Oh yeah, and about 12,800 other people.
 
See, that’s the thing about baseball lovers. Instead of being bored by the meandering pace of a ball game, true fans relish it. There’s time to admire the vast stretches of lush lawn interrupted by the strict angles of dusty base paths. There’s time to smell the unique blend of hot dogs, freshly cracked peanuts and newly mown grass—a bouquet that can only be found at a ballpark or a summer picnic. There’s time to watch a young father proudly teaching his son how to score a game or catch a fly ball, all the while hoping one day he’ll share his dad’s passion for the game. There’s even time to grab the glistening knee and kiss the flushed cheek of someone special—even if she’s wearing the other team’s ball cap.
 
Of all baseball lovers, none are more passionate nor more tortured than Cubs fans. For them, baseball on a sunny spring day in Mesa is as pure and simple as it gets. Lawn seats are just $6, there are no ushers checking to see if you’re in the right seat and most of the games aren’t even televised. Superstars sign autographs before the game and some lucky fans on the lawn can even get the outfielders to chat it up mid-inning. Most of the players save the histrionics and showboating for the regular season, allowing fans to focus on their swings, catches, pitches and slides.
 

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 Derrek Lee signs Sarah’s jersey

Of course, Spring Training isn’t just about gauging how the big guns look and getting to know the newbies, it’s also about soaking up the untainted hope promised by the pre-season. Before the first pitch of the season is ever thrown, before the first out or the first loss can be posted, fans can still believe that this is the year their team wins it all.
 
In just over a week, when the Cubs take the field at Wrigley to open up the 2008 season, Northsiders will be hesitant to pull out the ol’ standby: “there’s always next year.” It just feels like the waiting is over. It feels like it’s time. To win it all again exactly one hundred years later would be the only salve for a century’s worth of heartache.
 
This time around, next year is this year. I know this much: it will be an experience.

1. Sports Bank founding editor Paul M. Banks thinks people that sometimes go to sporting events by themselves are cool and he does that it himself once in awhile 

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Sarah Spain 
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The Trees Stand Tall


By David K.

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3/22/08 

When it came down to crunch time, it was a battle of Marquette’s Jerel McNeal against Stanford’s Brook Lopez.  At stake: a trip to the Sweet Sixteen.  Both guys played unbelievable in the final minutes of their NCAA Tournament second round match-up.  Unfortunately for the blue and gold faithful, Lopez’s shoulders were able to endure more weight and pressure than his counterpart’s.

After dealing with foul trouble that caused him to sit for the final ten-plus minutes of the first half, the less goofy-haired Lopez was unstoppable.  Constantly abusing the Golden Eagles’ undersized post players, the seven-footer established himself on the block, going off for 28 points after the half, eight of which came in the extra session as Tom Crean’s crew never had an answer for the future NBA lottery pick.  With Cardinal Nation on his back, Lopez hit the dagger with 1.3 seconds left.  The Disney-loving Stanford sophomore was able to angle his upper towards the hoop as Dwight Burke practically forced him to fall out of bounds while hitting a near impossible shot, further cementing Lopez’s status as one of the top big men in the nation. Credit Burke for playing extraordinary defense on the game-winning play, but to no avail.  You knew they were going to feed Lopez in the post, and nothing could have been done to stop him from putting an abrupt end to Marquette’s season.

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McNeal was an absolute beast for the Golden Eagles, accounting for 16 of MU’s final 17 points, finishing with 23 in the second half and overtime, 30 for the game.  But when his team needed him most, McNeal was unable to answer the bell, missing two good looks in the lane that would have extended Marquette’s lead to three with under a minute to play in OT.  His shot selection at the end of regulation was also questionable when he chose to pull up for a contested three-pointer with six seconds left rather than attacking the basket and trying to draw a foul, a weapon in his arsenal that has succeeded numerous times this season.  Still, one cannot fault the Golden Eagle junior for his gutsy performance as he took the game into his hands and almost single-handedly willed his team to victory.  (For the record, McNeal averaged 23 points, 6.2 rebounds, and 53% from the field during the final six games of the season.)

The overall performance of the team can best be described by one word that both Crean and Dominic James used in their post-game press conference; character.  Several times during the game, it seemed as if Stanford was about to put things out of reach.  However, Marquette’s maturity came through as they were able to hang with the Cardinal. But as Crean put it, “never throw the knock-out punch.” 

It seemed as if that was going to be the case late in the first half when Stanford head coach Trent Johnson was ejected after picking up two technical fouls.  With Johnson watching helplessly from the locker room, the Golden Eagles put together an 11-1 run, taking an 11-point lead at one point.  When Brook returned to the floor in the second half to play alongside twin brother Robin, it just proved to be too deadly of a size advantage for the Cardinal.  (For the record, Robin Lopez has officially joined Notre Dame’s Luke Harangody on my least favorite players in college basketball list.)

I Love Stats

Jerel McNeal during the final six games of the season: 23 ppg, 6.2 rpg, 52.5 FG%.

Dominic James hit just 24.4% (10-41) from the field the last three games of the season.

David Cubillan proved worthless down the stretch, scoring just seven points in the final nine games, hitting the goose-egg six times.

Exactly one-third of Wesley Matthews’ points this season came from the free-throw line.

Looking to the Future

Three, maybe four Golden Eagles wore the Marquette uniform for the final time in their collegiate career.  Seniors Ousmanne Barro, Dan Fitzgerald, and Lawrence Blackledge have used up their four years of eligibility while it is still uncertain as to whether Dominic James will return for his senior season.  His NBA stock has not improved from the end of last season when he declared for the draft, realized he probably was not going to get picked at all, wisely pulled his name out, and returned to school.  If Dom throws his name into the draft this off-season, that is it.  He is done.  Only once can you declare for the draft and then change your mind.

Rumor has it that James is in need of some cash because of “family” issues and will hope, I repeat, hope to get drafted this off-season and catch on with an NBA team.  If not, it is possible that he can go play overseas to earn a steady paycheck. 

Putting the grapevine to rest, Crean will have to find a replacement for his starting center and sharpshooter.  Saturday’s loss to Stanford was another example of Marquette’s lack of size being too big of a liability to overcome.  The Golden Eagles will return Dwight Burke, Trevor Mbakwe, and starting power forward Lazar Hayward up-front.  It’s no secret that Hayward is not a true four and often gets into early foul trouble trying to guard bigger players.  Burke plays tough on the defensive end and in crashing the boards, but has practically no offensive skills. He’s also undersized at 6’8.  Mbakwe showed encouraging signs after returning from injury, but only stands 6’7.  MU has two post players in their recruiting class for next season; 6’7 Juco transfer Joe Fulce and 6’10 freshman Chris Otule.  So once again, the inside could be a big weakness for MU. 

By the way, I really hate Robin Lopez.

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Chicago doing its part to save the World


By Paul M. Banks

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Chicago is the flagship U.S. city for Earth Hour 2008, a global event in which cities will voluntarily turn out their lights to demonstrate concern about climate change. At a recent Navy Pier ceremony, Mayor Daley, WWF (World Wildlife Fund) chief scientist Eric Dinerstein and other civic and business leaders gathered to show the city’s support for Earth Hour, which will occur Saturday, March 29 at 8 p.m. (local time). During Earth Hour, in more than 20 cities around the world, businesses and individuals will turn off their lights in a highly symbolic gesture to demonstrate that by working together, people can make a difference in the fight against climate change. In addition to Chicago, participating cities include Bangkok, Copenhagen, Melbourne, Manila, Tel Aviv and Toronto.

“An important part of Chicago’s efforts to be the most environmentally friendly city in the nation is to help our residents understand the impact climate change has on our city,” said Mayor Daley.

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http://www.therealchicago.org/0302green.htm 

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