Sarah Palin’s Unintentionally Hilarious Rewrite of Paul Revere (Video)

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In New England, it’s “one if by land, two if by sea.” (And on the Patriots, Tom Brady to Wes Welker equals “six if by air”). At least that’s what we were taught in school. You remember the story of Paul Revere from elementary school?

That whole “the redcoats are coming” bit. Sarah Palin does not.

Or she remembers it as Revere somehow warning the British, instead of the American colonists. And what he was warning them about was our “freedom” (whatever that means) and the second amendment guaranteeing our right to bear arms- even though the Constitution wasn’t drafted until more than a decade after his ride.

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