Miami Marlins build monstrosity in middle of new ballpark

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What the hell is this? And what does it do? I guess it’s supposed to be the new Marlins Park home run statue. I’m not sure what it does when the Marlins take one yard, light up?

It’s Rainbow Brite meets trippy acid flashback meets bad carinval ride meets Salvador Dali surrealism, already as it is.

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