Re-evaluating the NFC North QB wives/girlfriends

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What follows isn’t a ranking or rating of any kind, but a list. I’ll let you decide for yourself which NFC North QB, the leader of the Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, or Detroit Lions, landed the best arm-candy.

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Kristin Cavallari: “DWTS Clearly Not a Dancing Competition”

Kristin Cavallari was shockingly shown the door on Tuesday night’s elimination episode of Dancing with the Stars.

“That’s the thing with Dancing with the Stars, you never know,” she said, laughing. “It’s clearly not a dance competition!” as quoted in US magazine.

And this happened with Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler in the audience watching. Now I DON’T CARE enough to try and fact check (or link out for verification) on this but apparently they’re back together?

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Jay Cutler’s Ex Kristin Cavallari and Ron Artest doing DWTS

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ABC announced the new lineup for season 13 of “Dancing with the Stars,” and it includes U.S. Women’s soccer goaltender Hope Solo, former Indiana Pacers star, and NBA Champion with the Los Angeles Lakers Ron Artest. One of the biggest and most surprising names is Kristin Cavallari, the former fiance of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler.

For lots of Cavallari bikini pictures go here

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From A Bears Fan’s Perspective…

I had to work today. Until 7:30.

I made a decision early on that I would try to work through my shift and not find out what happened.

Somehow, beyond all odds, I made it through without finding out what happened.

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Evaluating the NFC North Starting QB Girlfriends/Wives

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The rumor mill spins out of control with alleged Jay Cutler-Kristin Cavallari, and Aaron Rodgers-Erin Andrews trysts, so we realized something about NFC North QBs— they can really pull some tail. And we haven’t yet mentioned the hundreds of times Brett Favre allegedly cheated on his wife, (We’ll skip discussing the whole alleged Jenn Sterger SEXTING incident) or Matthew Stafford‘s gorgeous former University of Georgia cheerleader who made sports blog “news” (do they make air quotes strong enough for me to convey my condescension for referring to that as “news”?) when she recently got implants.

So, to quote the Black-Eyed Peas, “let’s get retarded in here,” and discuss the most mindless topic of all: celebrity gossip. What follows isn’t a ranking or rating of any kind, but a list. I’ll let you decide for yourself which NFC North QB, the leader of the Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, or Detroit Lions, landed the best arm-candy.

By the way, if you want to read about actual football, read our ranking of the QBs themselves here. In that column, we don’t use the word “alleged” 3,000 times in the opening paragraph.

By Paul M. Banks

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Jay Cutler may die in a football game this season