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Tom Brady is a two-time league MVP and winner of three Super Bowls. He threw for 5,235 yards during the season, second in NFL history to Drew Brees' 5,476 (also this season). He has a ridiculously hot supermodel wife Gisele who doubles as a global environmental ambassador (she just got back from a mission trip to Africa). Yet it seemed like the media completely ignored him this … [Read more...] about Tom Brady No Longer Toils in Relative Obscurity; Tosses TD Pass Record

Our long national nightmare of media over-exposure is now over! For whatever reason, The Denver Tebows just don't match-up well with the New England Patriots, getting their azzes handed to them yet again- 45-10 this time. The first meeting in Denver went 41-23 N.E. With all of America talking about Tim Tebow, the team with the most American of mascots gave Tebow and the … [Read more...] about Patriots (Not so) Mercifully End TEBOW MANIA!