VOTE NOW: Anti-Bracket Title GAME! Black-Eyed Peas Vs. FNL Ignorance

friday-night-lights

It all started in 2009. Notre Dame football fans with zero connection to the school made a furious comeback in their Final Four game to narrowly defeat Alex Rodriguez. In the other semifinal, Rachel Nichols routed Ronnie Woo Woo. In the inaugural title game, ND bandwagoners ran away with it.

They were no doubt bouyed by the fact that the first Anti-Bracket (or douchebracket as it was known then) was held right after Chicago’s Southside Irish Parade, a 31 year-old tradition, was canceled for good. No doubt a lot of the disgusting, drunken, criminal white trash who got that party kiboshed were rocking ND clothes despite themselves (or anyone in their family) never having setting foot in a University building.

[Read more…]

VOTE NOW! Anti-Bracket Final 4: Overplaying BEP “I Gotta Feeling” vs. Jay Mariotti

Here we go! Vote early, vote often! Polls are open until Thursday March 31st, 10 PM CT

Winner (announced Friday morning) advances to the Anti-Bracket National Title Game

[Read more…]

Anti-Bracket Regional Champion: Black-Eyed Peas “I gotta Feeling”

I wonder what the world would be like if Will.I.Am had never been born? I’m guessing it would be a much better place. If I were President, and Willie was murdered, I’d give his assailant a full pardon, and a medal of freedom. It seems to be a consensus among people I talk to that the Black-Eyed Peas put on the worst Super Bowl halftime show in history. On the biggest stage the NFL had to offer-they flopped miserably.

And it propelled their hit song “I gotta Feeling” to victory in the Kardashian Regional. They now face Jay Mariotti in The Sports Bank Anti-Bracket Final Four. IGF was a double digit seed and a second-round out in 2010. But this season, they matured and developed into a bonafide #2 seed.

[Read more…]

Douchebracket Banks Regional Finals

digger phelps cheerleader

By Paul M. Banks

Remember to comment in the threads below, because your feedback will help determine who advances to play for the douchebag national title.

[Read more…]

Douchebracket Banks Regional

By Paul M. Banks

It’s that time of year again! The 2nd annual douchebracket; which is exactly what it sounds like, a tournament of douchitude. In last year’s inaugural event, my regional finalist, “Notre Dame fans with no genuine school affiliation” routed Rachel Nichols in the title game. The earlier rounds were much more exciting as Alex Rodriguez out-lasted his agent, Scott Boras in the finals of Peter’s regional and then had the ND fans on the ropes until A-Rod choked away the national semi-final.  The Notre Dame fans were aided by 1.) this tourney coincides with St. Patrick’s Day 2.) Chicago’s Southside Irish parade got so unruly last year that the event was indefinitely terminated. In the other semifinal, Rachel Nichols routed Ronnie Woo Woo.

#1 Tim Tebow Media Coverage vs. #16 Joe Francis

[Read more…]

en_USEnglish
en_USEnglish