Minnesota Timberwolves All-Decade Team

By: Andy Weise

The first thing you try to do is at least establish that the guy had to be on the team for two full seasons. Not necessarily that he played all two full seasons but that was on the roster for at least two years. So good-bye Ricky Davis, you probably would have gotten a nod for the second team. It’s amazing how much turnover there constantly is within this franchise.

1st Team:

Coach: Flip Saunders – Fired when he supposedly lost the team, he went on to find success with an already built for winning team in Detroit and now has landed with the Washington Wizards. Saunders really developed a great relationship with Kevin Garnett as they grew together in the NBA from the mid 90’s until 2005. Saunders is the only coach to this date that has taken the Wolves into the playoffs.
PG: Sam Cassell – Cassell only spent two years in Minnesota but his first year in 2003-2004 helped Minnesota not only past the first round of the playoffs but also into the Western Conference Finals. As an all-star that year, he had the highest average of points per game during his career and gave the Wolves the deadly clutch shooter that had always needed. While the Wolves have had good point guard names in Marbury, Brandon and Billups, Cassell achieved the most success in his short stint. The other hard part about Cassell is he’ll be remembered as part of the Marko Jaric trade, one of the worst in franchise history.

SG: Latrell Sprewell – Like Cassell, Sprewell only had two seasons in Minnesota. The Wolves made a huge splash the summer of 2003 trading for Sam and Latrell. It gave the Wolves the “Big Three” and the best year of the franchise. Sprewell gave the Wolves the most athletic swingman in franchise history but after getting offered a 3 year, 21 million extension the summer of 2004, Sprewell declined saying it wasn’t enough to feed his family. Sprewell had the worst season of his career in 2005 and was out of the league after.

SF: Wally Szczerbiak – Wally spent most of his career in Minnesota. A one-time all-star consistently played second fiddle next to Kevin Garnett though most would agree Wally would have been better off as a third option. He’s only behind Garnett and Sam Mitchell as the all-time scorers in Wolves history. Not too decorated but Wally was a well-liked player by fans in Minnesota.

PF: Kevin Garnett – Best player in franchise history and you might be safe when you say there will never be another player on the Timberwolves as good as Garnett. A future hall-of-famer who worked his tail off and eventually was traded when the Wolves acquired too many bad contracts they couldn’t do anything else. The knock on Garnett was he couldn’t deliver the clutch shots and when he went to Boston he was surrounded by people who could — the result: a championship. #21 will never be worn by another Timberwolves player.

C: Al Jefferson – The center point of the Kevin Garnett trade, Jefferson has developed into a very good NBA player. Before a season-ending injury last year, he was on the brink of becoming an all-star delivering a 20-10 (points-rebounds) season. He hasn’t been the same player this year and now there is even talk of how he will fit into the running style offense that new coach Kurt Rambis wants to play. Al is a classic low post player who uses his foot speed to get around bigger defenders. While he was a good piece to get after Garnett, ultimately for those who never wanted Garnett traded, Al will never live up to expectations. For now the Wolves will try to continue to build with him, not necessarily around him.kevin-garnett

Second team:

Coach: Kevin McHale – The other choices here are Dwane Casey, Randy Wittman and Kurt Rambis. The situation here is that in 2005 when McHale fired his friend Saunders, he took over for the remainder of the year and should have remained the coach after that. His front office duties should have been stripped

G: Troy Hudson – Hudson was the replacement for Chauncey Billups in 2002 after Billups was not promised the starting point guard position in Minnesota. Terrell Brandon was the starter who at the time actually offered to become a bench player (second highest paid player on the team on the bench, don’t think so). Hudson held down his spot in 2002-03 but was hurt off and on the year Cassell joined the team. The very next year, cassell was hurt and Hudson was put back into the spotlight. T-Hud or Thud (as Wolves fans used to call him), spent his last couple years with the Wolves as an overpaid backup and occasional spot highlight reel. He’d come in, drop three 3’s and then launch another 10 that clanked off the backboard. His departure via buyout was welcomed by many.

G: Randy Foye – Plenty will criticize this decision instead of taking a guy like Chauncey Billups but I’ll try to defend my decision the best I can. Foye looked solid his rookie year, sure there was inconsistency but he looked like he might have a good career ahead of him. The biggest problem was one that not he created but McHale created: He was traded straight up for Brandon Roy. Foye averaged 16 a game his final year with the Wolves but his shooting percentage continued to lower each season.

C: Rasho Nesterovic – Some have labeled him the best center the Wolves ever had. Aside from the hard to watch but dependable Ervin Johnson, Rasho was soft but could hit an outside jumper. He didn’t have to grab many boards because Garnett was always there but eventually Rasho left the Wolves for a rival: the Spurs, where he won a ring playing next to Tim Duncan, not Kevin Garnett.

F: Ryan Gomes – Gomes is in his third year with the Wolves right now and when he was part of the deal that sent Garnett to the Celtics, Danny Ainge called him one of the best people in basketball. Gomes is very good role player who sometimes is forced to do a lot more than he should have to do. On a very good team, he’s your 7th or 8th guy who can give you 20-25 minutes and knock down open jump shots.

F: Trenton Hassell – The fourth of the five starters for the most successful team in Wolves history (2003-04). Hassell was the lock down defender who after that season was signed to an expensive offer sheet by Portland. The Wolves matched and Hassell spent three more seasons on the roster but never became any better. He’s one of those guys where if you put anyone in the lineup with KG, Cassell and Sprewell, you’re bound to look good. Hassell hasn’t looked good since he got traded in 2007.

Former Timberwolf Marko Jaric and his wife who's WAY OUT of his league model Adriana Lima

Former Timberwolf Marko Jaric and his wife who's WAY OUT of his league model Adriana Lima

Five guards who might have appeared had they not been traded or let go:

G: OJ Mayo
G: Brandon Roy
G: Ray Allen
G: Chauncey Billups
G: Mario Chalmers
Five Wolves whose departures were celebrated with block parties:
G: Marko Jaric
G: Mike James
F: Ricky Avis (his D was taken away since he doesn’t play any)
F: Antoine Walker
C: Michael Olowokandi

What were the best teams to NOT win a championship?


2007 New England Patriots

By Paul M. Banks

This team was not playing football. They were pure transcendence. Watching them roll to the first and only 16-0 season in NFL history. And to do it with the distraction of Spygate hanging over them just made it all the more special. They set records for TDs, points, pretty much every offensive record you can think of. And it’s fitting that the specific points which put them over the top for big milestones, was a Tom Brady to Randy Moss touchdown toss. Because Brady and Moss also set records for TD passes and TD receptions. And their offensive line played like the greatest unit in history for the first 10 weeks; in the Super Bowl not so much.

The big boys up front got dominated, and eventually the Pats were  done in by a lucky catch made by some guy who was obscure, he probably hadn’t even heard of himself prior to his ridiculously unlikely grab. That was followed up the secondary failing to cover a dumb-ass who wore sweat pants to a night club and shot himself.  And they lost to a QB who is still Peyton’s little brother in my mind, and this off-season became the most overpaid QB in NFL history. The greatest tragedy about their loss, is not the fact that they lost, it’s who they lost to. You can say that about any team on this list, but this case is especially true. The 2007 Patriots were the first team to ever go 18-0, and they did it by absolutely DESTROYING opponents. But that 18-1 is still 18-1, no matter how many records they hold. As much as I love to pick on ESPN’s whoring of east coast and Boston teams in their coverage- here was one case where the hype was deserved.

A final note of coincidence, that first Patriots championship team from 2001 may have actually been the WORST team to ever win a championship in any sport. So perhaps its karmic balance

2001 Seattle Mariners

By Jake McCormick

Remember when Lou Piniella was managing a 100+ win team only to watch them choke it away in the playoffs? I’m talking, of course, about the best baseball team to never win a World Series: The 2001 Seattle Mariners. And for the record, choke is probably too strong a word considering it was against the New York Yankees of that year.

Despite losing Alex Rodriguez, the Mariners set an American League record with 116 wins in a season. Seattle led the league in runs scored behind Bret Boone’s 37 home runs and 141 RBIs, Edgar Martinez and Mike Cameron’s 100+ RBIs, and some rookie named Ichiro Suzuki’s .350 batting average and 56 stolen bases. Martinez, Suzuki, Boone, and first baseman John Olerud each hit above .300, and Cameron chipped in with 25 home runs and 110 RBIs. Ichiro won the MVP and Rookie of the Year awards, and proved how important a great lead-off hitter can be to a team’s success. Overall, this was a lineup that could slap singles, hit for power, steal bases, and flash the leather when necessary.

bretbooneThe 2001 Mariners also led the American League in ERA, behind stellar years from Jamie Moyer, Freddy Garcia, and Aaron Sele, who all registered ERAs under 4.00 and tallied 20, 18, and 15 wins respectively. Kaz Sasaki and Ryan Franklin held up the back end of the bullpen, as Sasaki had 45 saves in 52 opportunities and had a 3.24 ERA. Imagine if the 2009 Ryan Franklin had transferred his stats to a team that had 116 wins and seven blown saves.

To be fair, the Mariners ran into a red hot New York Yankee team in 2001, so I wouldn’t say they choked terribly. But when you start a season 20-5 and go on consistent winning streaks as the dog days of summer wear on, it’s hard to respond to adversity when it comes from a veteran postseason team. It’s hard enough to win 90 games in a full MLB season, so there is definitely something to be said about a team that manages to set a single season record in that category in the day and age of free agency.

2005 Illinois Fighting Illini basketball team

By Paul Schmidt

Growing up in a household of Cubs fans, it sort of felt like I was never going to get to see a world champion, or a national champion at the college level. Sure, we had the Bulls here in Chicago, and that was, quite simply, nothing that we will ever see again, but it’s become clear to me over the years that I was never that big of a Bulls fan — just a fan of Michael Jordan and all the winning that came with it.

2005-illinoisThe 2004-2005 Illinois men’s basketball team aimed to change all of that. Well, probably not FOR me, but it certainly felt like it…

All 5 players in the starting lineup played in the NBA, and the team was friendly and approachable, led by the smile of Dee Brown, a PR department’s wet dream.

The season featured several special moments, and I can remember all of them vividly. The prime-time ESPN game against No. 1 Wake Forest (the rout that led to the No. 1 ranking for a majority of the season, simply priceless). The heartbreak — although an unsurprising one — of a loss at an on-probation Ohio State (I hate you Matt Sylvester).

The run through the NCAA tournament – including a WILDLY amusing second round game, while in Las Vegas with friends, being unable to figure out why everyone in the bar we were in was looking at me with such hatred, until I realized we were beating Nevada and we were IN Nevada – was unbelievable.

The win in the Elite 8, was quite simply the most unbelievable game that I have ever witnessed. I was stuck at work with the editor of the paper I was working for, and two other sportswriters. The TV was in “The Pit,” where staff meetings took place and the newsroom’s only television was, and when Deron Williams hit the three that would send the game to overtime, rallying the team from 15 points down in just 4 minutes, I jumped so high I hit my head on the ceiling, bit my tongue and fell down.

The rout of Louisville in the Final Four? It seemed inevitable.

Which made the 2005 NCAA Championship game all the worse.

It still remains the only sporting event I have attempted to record. After the first half, I debated whether I should even continue recording, but I didn’t want to miss a comeback, even though no team had ever come back to win from a deficit as big as the Illini were facing — 12 points.

They did, eventually, chip away, to tie it with under a minute remaining, which brought forth the most indelible image from that season.

Luther Head, for three…just a little bit long.

The shot was right on, dead center of the rim…but when it bounced harmlessly away, I went from standing with my arms in the air, to on my knees. Then curled in a little ball with my head in my hands. I called my boss at the newspaper, I called my family, all with the same theme: If it didn’t happen this season, it just never was going to, would it?

I’ll never understand why we took roughly 250 three-pointers that night, easily a season high. I’ll never understand why James Augustine picked THAT MOMENT to have the worst game of his career, fouling out while only playing nine minutes and getting busted out by Sean May when he was on the court.

All in all, I’ll never understand how this team didn’t bring home the big prize.

iverson2004 USA Men’s basketball Dream Team

By Mike Gallagher

Roster: Tim Duncan, Allen Iverson, LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Amare Stoudemire, Shawn Marion, Carlos Boozer, Carmelo Anthony, Stephon Marbury, Richard Jefferson, Lamar Odom, Emeka Okafor.

Resume: The 2004 men’s team was graced with some of the most athletic players the NBA has ever seen. LeBron, Carmelo, and Wade have proven to be three of the best players in the league. Lebron and Carmelo were coming off 20+ a game rookie years.

Along with the athletes on the outside came muscle on the inside. Emeka Okafor has averaged 10+ rebounds a game every year he’s been in the league. Tim Duncan was second in MVP voting averaging 22 and 12 the season before the Olympics. Stoudemire was coming into his own after a 20 and 9 year, and was one of the most explosive big men the league had seen in recent memory.

Along with those two components, there was expected to be a level of consistency provided by veterans Stephon Marbury and Shawn Marion. Marbury was coming off a solid 20 and 9 year where he was second in the league in assists behind only Jason Kidd. Marion was a solid 19 and 10 guy every year, consistently underrated, and was expected to be one of the better defensive and rebounding presences on the squad.

Downfalls: This was by far the most inexperienced team the U.S. had put on the floor since pros were allowed in the competition in 1992. Seven of the twelve on the roster had three years or less of NBA experience. Wade, Lebron, and Carmelo were coming off their rookie year. Stoudemire and Boozer had two years under their belt. Jefferson had played three years, while Okafor hadn’t even played a game in the league. The veteran leadership and international experience needed to reel in the egos and bring more of a team style of play was not there.

The main difference between the 2008 team that took the gold medal and this 2004 team was that team style. To establish that atmosphere and demeanor on the court, you need a point guard that can run an offense and set others up in good positions to score. The 2008 team had Jason Kidd, Deron Williams, and Chris Paul, who all fit that mold. Not one person on the 2004 roster has that mantra. Marbury and Wade are the only ones you could consider point guards, and both are score first guys.

The perimeter game was non-existent and they shot themselves out of a few pool games as well as the semi-final game against Argentina. Especially early in their careers, James, Anthony, and Wade were not gifted outside shooters. All their guards were raw talents and athletic slashers. But not one person on the 2004 team ranked in the top 60 in the NBA in three-point shooting the year previous.

The failure of the U.S. to secure a takeover scorer on their roster proved to hurt them when players went cold. Iverson was not at his best during this tournament and it critically hurt the squad. There was no Kobe, Pierce, Shaq, Carter, or league leader in scoring, Mcgrady. When the team went cold, there was no superstar to stop the bleeding and the team had to try and shoot themselves out of slumps.

The Result: The U.S. went 3-2 in pool play, losing to Puerto Rico by 19 and Lithuania by 4. They made the knockout stage with that record where they defeated Spain, which ended up being their only loss. They then went on to the semi-final game against Argentina, which proved to be the end of their gold medal hopes. Spurs star Manu Ginobili got help from Carlos Delfino and Fabricio Oberto, and Argentina upset the U.S. 89-81. Argentina went on to win the gold as the U.S. proceeded to take the bronze by defeating Lithuania for the second time.

It was only the fourth time in the history of the Olympics the U.S. did not capture the gold.

twolves2004 Minnesota Timberwolves

By Andy Weise

As Brett Favre would say, “the pieces were in place.” My all-time disappointment team rivals the ’98 Minnesota Vikings. The 2003-04 Minnesota Timberwolves finished No. 1 overall in the Western Conference regular season standings. With a franchise record 58 wins, Kevin Garnett finally got the veteran help he sought in Sam Cassell and Latrell Sprewell. Of course I’m a homer when it comes to this team but Garnett had lost out on the MVP title the year before to Tim Duncan, probably because Duncan had the better supporting cast. Garnett got his MVP in 03-04 and in MVP fashion, what is currently the greatest Timberwolves game to this date, Garnett put the team on his back in game seven of the Western Conference Semifinals and defeated the Kings 83-80. It was KG’s birthday and he was quoted a couple years later saying “I get goosebumps every time I think about that.” I do too, KG.

The T’Wolves would run into the Los Angeles Lakers, a team that featured four future hall of famers — Shaq, Kobe Bryant, Karl Malone and Gary Payton. The Lakers wound up winning the series 4-2 but there was a huge difference in the series, Sam Cassell played over 5 minutes in only two of the games. While Garnett was the MVP of the team, Cassell was the leader on the floor. A point guard is instrumental to success and Cassell who had scored 40 points in a game in the first round and in the second round, was battling hip problems late in the season and in the end he couldn’t hold his own on the court.

The Lakers went on to lose to the Detroit Pistons but many Minnesotans feel the same way I do: If Sam Cassell is healthy in that Western Conference Finals, the Wolves win and face Detroit, a team they beat twice in the regular season. Some will forget too that backup point guard Troy Hudson was also hurt most of the season so against the Lakers, career journeyman Darrick Martin started and received plenty of playing time with KG as second option for point guard.

The Wolves have failed to get back into the playoffs since the loss to the Lakers in ’04 and the franchise has seen many players come and go since. What if’s are the only thing Wolves fans have these days, what if the Wolves would have won back in ’04?


1998 Minnesota Vikings

By Peter Christian

Just thinking about what could have been with the 1998 Vikings is painful. Even 11 years later. They had everything. Possibly the greatest O-line in the modern era, the greatest receiving core in NFL history, a feisty defense that could come up with the biggest plays in the biggest moments and a quarterback that was taking hold of his second lease on his NFL career. They scored more points than any other team had before. They lost 1 game during the entire regular season. Even the kicker had his most efficient season of his 23 year career. Even the local Top 40 station recorded a parody of the then popular song “Miami” by Will Smith with the local DJ saying, “We’re going to Miami” in reference to the location of the Super Bowl.


The one missed kick of the entire season.


Our head coach lost faith in the best offense in history.

I can replay that NFC Championship game in my head over and over and it always comes down to those two things.

They scored 556 points. They had 10 Pro Bowlers. They were only the 3rd team to go 15-1.

Yet they were the only one of those 3 teams to not win the Super Bowl, let alone not reach the Super Bowl.

Now they will simply get lumped in with the 2007 New England Patriots because the Pats broke their scoring record, had a better win-loss record and at least got to the Super Bowl.

But the one thing the Vikings have over the Patriots is that the reason they didn’t win a championship hinges on their own play rather than a play the other team made. I’m not sure if that is better or worse for the Vikings, but its what I’m hanging onto.