Want to take a really attractive woman and make her annoying and blah, in just one easy step?
Make her do “duck lips.” Or “concerned face!”
Or whatever dumb, stupid faces these Minnesota Golden Gophers girls are doing at the game last night. The Big Ten Network cameras caught this gaggle of giggling girls at The Barn taking some selfies, and making us hate the word “selfie” and potentially hate social media too. “Blue steel” the Golden Gophers fans are not. They’re not Hansel, “he’s so hot right now.”
So good job BTN for BREAKING THIS HUGE NEWS STORY. You didn’t do anything regarding the Purdue shooting, and tragedy in which an innocent student lost his life. But hey, you were ahead of the curve on “GopherGirlsGate”
Amazingly, this isn’t the worst or dumbest thing a group of female college basketball fans did with social media this week. You need to see this Duke sorority desecrate Cameron Indoor and Krzyzewskiville with their “recruiting video.” But I warn you, once watched, it cannot be unseen.
Back to Minny, like I said, all of these Golden Gophers are pretty attractive. Solid #4 or #3 seeds in their NCAA Regional, or even higher. There isn’t a NIT in the bunch. But when you make those dumb awful faces like that. And of course, later post them on Facebook and Twitter, well you fall into CBI class or worse Golden Gophers girls. By the way, back to Big Ten college basketball, the Golden Gophers won the game, over highly ranked, but currently in free fall Wisconsin Badgers.
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