Dbag Bracket Finals, Vote Early Vote Often


Rachel Nichols vs. Notre Dame Fans with no connection to the school

It’s the final countdown! This is Chicago so vote early, vote often for the national championship of the inaugural douchebracket. POLLS CLOSE ON SUNDAY APRIL 5TH 10:30 CT!!!!

Our two previous Final Four games were as different as night and day. Rachel Nichols was up by as many as 50 points before the final score was tallied. She more than doubled Ronnie Woo Woo’s percentage- winning 67-33%.

Alex Rodriguez was up by as many 10 for most of the contest, but whittled down the stretch as the non-academically affiliated Notre Dame fans chipped away at the double digit deficit and emerged victorious in final minutes by the SLIMMEST of margins 51-49% The final game should be equally exciting!

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  1. paulmbanks says

    here it is- the douchebracket’s one shining moment

  2. Ray Tower says

    I am so sad that A-rod and his self man crush did not win. I would have thought he would have been the Harlem Globe Trotters of this Championship Final. Who of these finalists would kiss themselves after they won?

  3. Peter Christian says

    I’m also disappointed in A-Rod’s collapse, although are we really surprised that he tanked in crunch time?

  4. well played Peter, well played

  5. Ghost in the Machine says

    Since Rachel Nichols defeated my regional winner, Ronnie Woo Woo, I must vote for ND fans with no affiliation to the school. Just don’t tell my pops-in-law.

  6. Bruce Weber says

    yeah I’m voting for ND fans too…especially since they knocked us out of the second round in 03

  7. I think ND fans are stuffing the ballot box…

  8. paulmbanks says

    Then my Karl Rovian election smear campaign worked. like Stewie Griffin says “victory is mine” dont worry Ghost, your secret is safe with us

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