Anti-Bracket Regional Champion: INES SAINZ!

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Her imprint in the 2010 sports media world was even larger than her enormous ass. No one made so much noise despite having so little talent as Ines Sainz. Her professional wardrobe is a bit risque- by the standards of a streetwalker. She single-handedly set female journalists back multiple decades.

Her acumen for sports is equal to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s ability to be witty and humorous. Yet here she is talked about, searched for, lusted after by those men with horrible standards. The Winner of the Rachel Nichols Regional in the 2011 Sports Bank Anti-Bracket.

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Hey Look!!! Ines Sainz at Super Bowl Media Day!!!!!!!!!

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Today was Super Bowl Media Day, and Ines Sainz was there. You remember Ines Sainz, correct? The NFL journalist , no wait, media personality, actually, a ring girl or bikini model with a microphone who was sexually harassed by the New York Jets back in September?

What she lacks in actual talent and ability, she compensates for with painted on pants and the tendency to be a publicity hound. And today, when everyone was interviewing all the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers, journalists were interviewing Sainz.

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So Much for Ines Sainz’ Jets Win the Super Bowl Prediction

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You remember Ines Sainz, correct? The NFL journalist , no wait, media personality, actually, a ring girl or bikini model with a microphone who was sexually harassed by the New York Jets back in September? Turns out she actually has a bit of the Stockholm Syndrome, as she believed her tormentors were going to not only upset the New England Patriots, but also win the whole thing.

Well, she got the first part right. The overall prediction, not so much. It’s clear that Sainz probably made that public declaration for one reason only: she’s an attention whore of the first degree.

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Ines Sainz getting into Boxing Journalism Now

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Former Miss Universe contestant turned international sports “reporter” Ines Sainz joined Filipino boxing superstar Manny Pacquiao in his appearance on the Jimmy Kimmell Live show last night.

You haven’t forgotten Ms. Sainz have you? The quasi-journalist whose sexual harassment at the hands of the New York Jets became one of the biggest stories of September. The TV Azteca reporter with an on-air wardrobe resembling your typical sorority girl Halloween costume is back to extend her 15 minutes.

By Paul M. Banks

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Ines Sainz, Clinton Portis, NY Jets, Brian Baldinger Regressing us All

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It’s the NFL and sideline princess story that just won’t die. To say that it’s actually much ado about nothing is akin to stating that William Shakespeare “wrote a couple plays during his life.” The Ines Sainz/New York Jets/Clinton Portis/Lance Briggs/Brian Baldinger saga keeps going because public figures keep opening their mouths, and saying things so unintelligent that they make Glenn Beck’s insane ramblings look almost coherent by comparison.

This story and the 24 hour news cycle go together like young white trash males and driving without a shirt. You know the basic details of this stir already, so we’ll just dive right into how this situation is a lose-lose-lose-lose scenario.

By Paul M. Banks

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