It's been a long couple weeks. I didn't do so good for most of ya a couple weeks ago. I had to go into hiding. You don't believe me? Here's an email our esteemed Mr. Banks got: Dear Louie: I cannot believe that a simp like you who lives in Vegas went only 1-4 or 2-4, depending how you look at your parlay win. What a joke. And you get paid for this? And people follow … [Read more...] about Take It To the Bank — College Football Saturday!
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Take It To The Bank, College Football Week 3
So I was sitting at the book at the Las Vegas Hilton over the weekend, and it was just like old times. "Louie!!!" "Hey, Louie, what's cracking?" "SECURITY!!!" Now, maybe I groped that woman, maybe I didn't. I'm an old man, and my mind ain't what it used to be. I do know, and I can say with absolute certainty...that those puppies were real. True story. Now … [Read more...] about Take It To The Bank, College Football Week 3
Take It To The Bank, NFL Edition
And here's those long awaited NFL picks for Sunday's games. You're probably wondering why I didn't pick last night's game, and there's a few reasons: 1) the whole getting out of jail thing. 2) I don't bet on games where the quarterback is a grandfather, and almost my age. 3) I didn't feel like it. Yeah that's right, I said it, whatcha gonna do about it? Look, football … [Read more...] about Take It To The Bank, NFL Edition
Take It To The Bank, College Football Edition
Hey, last year's last year. This is the year you want to tune in. This Sports Bank, they got a pretty smart guy runnin' this thing. They saw the terrible job that that Chicagoan guy did picking games last season and they turned to a grizzled veteran to make the picks. That Paul Banks guy, he knows. He knows. He went out to Vegas to find the best, and he's got … [Read more...] about Take It To The Bank, College Football Edition
You Can Take It to The Bank!
By Paul Schmidt Welcome to the new feature on The Sports Bank, where I tell you how to make money in a completely legitimate and accepted way! You know, as long as you live in one of the states that approves of gambling on sporting events. That's right, each week I'll be advising you of the four best lines I see on the Big Board every week in college football (and … [Read more...] about You Can Take It to The Bank!