VOTE NOW! Douchebracket TITLE Bears Media Relations vs. David Kahn

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Here we go for all the marbles!!! The winner of our bracket of douchitude will be either…

…The Chicago Bears Media Relations Department (Banks Regional Champion)

or

…Minnesota Timberwolves GM David Kahn (Peter Christian Regional Champion)

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Douchebracket Finalist: Chicago Bears Media Relations

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There’s a reason every Chicago Bears press conference is the most boring and utterly useless experience in the world of sports. There’s a reason Lovie Smith is most worthless and yawn-inducing soundbite in the history of the city. (And Matt Forte isn’t far behind). There’s a reason Lovie is perfectly fine with presenting himself as a soulless corporate mouthpiece, who never says anything of substance. Ever.

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