Finally….Temporary Boob Tattoos for your Super Bowl Party

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The Super Bowl is many things to many Americans, including a premier day to wear temporary tattoos on your boobies. Wait what? Yes, if you have needs for your Super Bowl party, and those needs include putting words on your displayed cleavage then you may be asking yourself, “how did we ever get by all these years without “tatatoos?”

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Phillies vs. Cubs, Shirtless Driving & Boobies Season at Wrigley

This week, my home neighborhood was invaded by Philadelphia Phillies fans. So you know what that means- battery throwing, tasering, hard-drinking, lots of lower back tattoos, public urination. Actually, the cheese-steak consuming people have been very well behaved. It’s been our own peeps that have been obnoxious.

But I can’t blame anyone for being testy. Our weather report today says we have 99 problems and the heat/humidity is the primary one. It could hit a c-note on the Chitown mercury today. Heat indexes of 110-115. Time for shirtless driving season, or shirtless baseball watching.

h/t We Should be GMs and Busted Coverage

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University of Tennessee Literally Using Breasts to Recruit Athletes

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By Paul M. Banks

So this is why those SEC always teams end up with the biggest, fastest and strongest recruits. A great quote from a New York Times article this week reports on the University of Tennessee’s student hostess program, and the way members of the school’s Orange Pride group treat potential recruits when they visit the Knoxville campus.

Keith Easterwood, a veteran summer basketball coach, said that on a visit last year with his son, a football recruit, he had to ask a hostess to stop brushing her breasts against both him and his son.

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