So did you know that Dallas opened a new stadium? No? Than you’re a moron. You should be bowing at the feet of Jerry Jones.
Without Jones, America wouldn’t have a team and that sissy sport soccer would’ve taken over the country, along with tea times and bad oral hygiene.
The Cowboys are America ladies and gentleman. So let’s be thankful for the new Cowboys Stadium and it’s oversized scoreboard and it’s resemblance to another famous construction project.
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