By Paul M. Banks, David K. and Peter Christian
Valero Alamo Bowl: Missouri vs. Northwestern
David K.: Missouri- sorry Paul, Chase beats your boys
Paul M. Banks: Northwestern- First NU bowl game victory since 1949! Huzzah!!!..ok probably not so much. I’m picking Missouri too. I’ll get nerdy with an in-depth profile of this game later.
Peter Christian: Mizzou – Might be the highest scoring bowl game this year that people actually watch.
Pacific Life Holiday: Oklahoma State vs. Oregon
DK: Oregon- some media member needs to piss Mike Gundy off again
PMB: Ok St.- because T. Boone Pickens is way too rich and powerful to let Oregon win. This should bring more awareness to the Pickens Plan.
PC: Oklahoma State – This game will further prove that the Big XII South was historically great this year.
Insight Bowl: Kansas vs. Minnesota
DK: Kansas- Brewster’s Gophers further their end of the season crapping-the-bed manuevers
PMB: Kansas- here’s an insight for you: Mark Mangino should pay Stewie from “Family Guy†to follow him around and play the tuba. (clip below)
PC: Minnesota – Not even a homer pick here. I just have faith that Brewster can pull off his best Glen Mason impersonation and win a game that everyone has written off as worthless.
Chick-fil-a Bowl: LSU vs. Georgia Tech
DK: LSU- I think McLovin should be honorary captain… chicka chicka fake-chicka I-chicka d
PMB: Georgia Tech- This is one of the better Peach Bowl match-up of recent years. Yes I called it the Peach Bowl, because the fast food chain is not giving ME royalties to plug them.
PC: Georgia Tech – Further proof that the SEC is down this year. GT already stomped Georgia, LSU is next.
Outback Bowl: South Carolina vs. Iowa
DK: Iowa- the only bowl game the Big Ten wins
PMB: Iowa- because Mitch King needs to increase his draft stock a little bit more, and on the other sideline, the visor man is not a big factor anymore.
PC: Iowa – Why didn’t Iowa get the (slightly) more prestigious Capital One Bowl for a better match-up against Georgia? Because the Big Ten needed to guarantee they would be favored in at least one bowl game.
Capital One Bowl: Georgia vs. Michigan State
DK: Georgia- I’d actually watch this game to see Moreno vs. Ringer
PMB: UGA- A great Citrus Bowl matchup featuring a good Sparty team. That’s right I called it the Citrus Bowl, it’s proper non-corporatocracy name
PC: Georgia – This game looks like a blow-out on paper, it will be closer than you think.
Konica Minolta Gator Bowl: Clemson vs. Nebraska
DK: Clemson- apparently Konica Minolta is the essentials of imaging
PMB: NU- led by QB Joe Ganz, from Palos Heights, Stagg High School, SICA!!!!
PC: Nebraska – Yes, the Big XII is that good.
Auto Zone Liberty Bowl: Kentucky vs. East Carolina
DK: East Carolina… since I have no smart-ass comment, I’ll let you know that Jeff Blake went to ECU
PC: East Carolina – I will continue David K.’s rhetoric and let you know that 2008 Fantasy Football Sensation Tyler Thigpen also was a Pirate at ECU.
PMB: ECU- Since we’ve run out of Pirate jokes and former ECU football stars, I’ll let you know that former Utah Jazz forward Blue Edwards played at East Carolina
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