Fun with TSB Site Statistics

By Paul M. Banks

Fun with search strings

According to the most recent site stat reports…here are the search terms recently driving traffic towards TSB.

-“Deron Williams” 33.2%                  –My Man-Crush! Love it!

-“NBA Mock Draft Net” 17.7%         –Dave, you rock

-“Oakland Athletics” 13.1%              

–Kane County Cougars parent club

-“NBA Mock Draft” 11.5%               

–See #2. It’s your time to shine!

-“Chicago” 6.3%                       

 –Like Kanye says “feels good to be home baby”

-“Trenni Kusnierek” 5.4%              

 –this is why you should write more often!  : )

-“Trenni” and “Trenni K” 4.5%       

 –she’s a force that can’t be stopped!

-“Billups” 4.4%                                      –ugh

-“Sarah Spain” 3.3%                   — surprisingly low        
                                       

-“Billups injury” 2.1%                        — we’re big in Michigan

-“Milwaukee Bucks theme song” 1.4%   

–I guess that would be Beck “Loser”

-“fuk me” .7%                                          –go fuk yourself! fuk off.

Gone are the days of ’07 when terms such as these attracted site visitors (I’m not making any of these up, all appeared in the top 5 for a given month) 

“big booty”                         –ok, they got this one right

“reeboks with the straps”    –“turned around and gave….”

“shorty got low”                 –they’ve obviously seen me karaoke

“low low low low”             — she hit the floor

“fergie”                               –this is not tmz.com

“fergie boobs”                    –this is not playboy.com

“fergie butt”                        –this is getting offensive                   

“fergie sex”                         –I am NOT LARRY FLYNT!

“fergie hott”                        –Have I ever even written about Fergie?

“brady quinn”                     –I haven’t written about Quinn much either

“brady quinn girlfriend”      –I hate ND

“brady quinn’s ugly girlfriend”   –HA HA!  Good one.

“brady quinn’s mediocre girlfriend” –poor girl

Oh, if Fergie and Brady Quinn ever became an item! And if they hooked up at a flo-R-ida concert, we would have been the #1 site on the net.  I found these terms especially odd considering I really don’t care for Quinn or Fergie and don’t really desire to write about. I did meet Fergie once, back when she was white in 1997 and sang with a Nickelodeon launched pop group Wild Orchid. See video. Back then Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson had a very different public persona, not one that you would expect to pee oneself on stage or be addicted to crystal meth. I worked backstage security at the World Music Theatre in SICA, IL. And I was assigned to guard dressing rooms D & E during the all-day “B96 Summer Bash.”  This included Wild Orchid during the all day festival and they were kind enough to bring me the food and water that I was denied during my 13 hour shift from their backstage setup. Thanks Fergie! If logic holds, this entry should have the highest hit count of all.