By Paul M. Banks
Fun with search strings
According to the most recent site stat reports…here are the search terms recently driving traffic towards TSB.
-“Deron Williams†33.2%                 –My Man-Crush! Love it!
-“NBA Mock Draft Net†17.7%        –Dave, you rock
-“Oakland Athletics†13.1%             Â
–Kane County Cougars parent club
-“NBA Mock Draft†11.5%              Â
–See #2. It’s your time to shine!
-“Chicago†6.3%                      Â
 –Like Kanye says “feels good to be home babyâ€
-“Trenni Kusnierek†5.4%             Â
 –this is why you should write more often! : )
-“Trenni†and “Trenni K†4.5%      Â
 –she’s a force that can’t be stopped!
-“Billups†4.4%                                     –ugh
-“Sarah Spain†3.3%                  — surprisingly low       Â
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-“Billups injury†2.1%                       — we’re big in Michigan
-“Milwaukee Bucks theme song†1.4%  Â
–I guess that would be Beck “Loserâ€
-“fuk me†.7%                                         –go fuk yourself! fuk off.
Gone are the days of ’07 when terms such as these attracted site visitors (I’m not making any of these up, all appeared in the top 5 for a given month)Â
“big bootyâ€Â                        –ok, they got this one right
“reeboks with the strapsâ€Â   –“turned around and gave….â€
“shorty got lowâ€Â                –they’ve obviously seen me karaoke
“low low low lowâ€Â            — she hit the floor
“fergieâ€Â                              –this is not tmz.com
“fergie boobsâ€Â                   –this is not playboy.com
“fergie buttâ€Â                       –this is getting offensive                  Â
“fergie sexâ€Â                        –I am NOT LARRY FLYNT!
“fergie hottâ€Â                       –Have I ever even written about Fergie?
“brady quinnâ€Â                    –I haven’t written about Quinn much either
“brady quinn girlfriendâ€Â     –I hate ND
“brady quinn’s ugly girlfriendâ€Â  –HA HA! Good one.
“brady quinn’s mediocre girlfriend†–poor girl
Oh, if Fergie and Brady Quinn ever became an item! And if they hooked up at a flo-R-ida concert, we would have been the #1 site on the net. I found these terms especially odd considering I really don’t care for Quinn or Fergie and don’t really desire to write about. I did meet Fergie once, back when she was white in 1997 and sang with a Nickelodeon launched pop group Wild Orchid. See video. Back then Stacy “Fergie†Ferguson had a very different public persona, not one that you would expect to pee oneself on stage or be addicted to crystal meth. I worked backstage security at the World Music Theatre in SICA, IL. And I was assigned to guard dressing rooms D & E during the all-day “B96 Summer Bash.â€Â This included Wild Orchid during the all day festival and they were kind enough to bring me the food and water that I was denied during my 13 hour shift from their backstage setup. Thanks Fergie! If logic holds, this entry should have the highest hit count of all.
Look how Caucasian Fergie used to be!
HA! Brady Quinn is such a loser. It was only fitting that he was drafted to Cleveland. Loser QB for a loser team in a loser city.
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Go Cougars!
That was probably 33 for Sarah!
Hey Paul you gonna go see the Cougars play at Wrigley? My friend who used to play for them moved up too early!!! He could have been playing at Wrigley!!
I love me some Cougars. the minor league baseball team and the 35+ demographic of sexually aggressive women
For sure! I’m just working out who I’ll be representin’ and in what capacity