If the Illini bought out Beckman and replaced him with Bobby Petrino?

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In the summer of 2012 I originally wrote 900 words on the idea of Bobby Petrino replacing Tim Beckman as Illinois Fighting Illini Head Coach. I didn’t think it would actually happen, but I was in favor of the idea. If it were possible. This got linked on an Illini message board, and the commenters on the thread said I was the stupidest person alive with zero credibility.

But that’s my fault; for actually looking on a message board. You could develop a cure for all airborne illnesses, give the cure to all humanity at no cost and the message board commenters will stay say that you are the stupidest person alive, with zero credibility. You can post an article with perfect grammar, syntax and spelling, and some idiot will post that it’s “the worst written article ever written.”

Okay that we’ve re-established the idea that message boards are all pointless, let’s get back to the idea of Bobby Petrino coming to UI.

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Petrino mistress Jessica Dorrell gets a new job

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Here’s a news story that flew under the radar. The media missed on this. We all heard about Bobby Petrino being hired by Western Kentucky. But what about his mistress Jessica Dorrell that he hired and gave a $20,000 cash gift to? What became of the former all-SEC girl’s volleyball player?

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Bobby Petrino new head coach at Western Kentucky

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After taking a one year hiatus from college football, Bobby Petrino is back to coaching. He’ll lead the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers. And he’s returning to the state of Kentucky, a place where he burned a lot of bridges when he coached Louisville.

Then again he’s burned bridges everywhere he’s gone.

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#10 Arkansas Razorbacks: College Football 77 in 77

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Welcome to The Sports Bank 77 in 77. We’re previewing one team a day everyday as the college football season approaches. And we’re doing it in rapid fire sequence. Today, the Arkansas Razorbacks

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Jessica Dorrell resigns from Arkansas; got $14,000 in settlement

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The final shoe has dropped (or at least so we think) in the Bobby Petrino-Jessica Dorrell scandal in the Arkansas Razorbacks football program. Dorrell was placed on paid leave a few days ago, Petrino was fired a week ago. It was just reported by multiple sources that Dorrell resigned her position within University of Arkansas athletic department.

She’s been very quiet on these matters publicly, as friends told ESPN.com she’s in “safe mode.” I didn’t know she was in addition to being a hot leggy blonde, a PC. Can you activate her BIOS by hitting the F12 key? Dorrell will ctrl+alt+del her life in safe mode with an extra 14 grand.

The University gave her $14,000 as part of her settlement package.

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Razorbacks Bobby Petrino, Jessica Dorell scandal has theme song (video)

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(BREAKING UPDATE: Arkansas fires Petrino)

What happens when you abuse your power to give a girl half your age (“in volleyball shorts”) as the song below suggests? Well, in the case of Arkansas Razorbacks’ head coach Bobby Petrino, you might lose your position as quite possibly the most powerful man in the state.

He had a female passenger with him when he crashed his motorcycle. This was first covered up, but eventually state police revealed it,  and the name in the report is Jessica Dorrell. (lots of pictures of her here). She became an internet sensation over the weekend, as she’s engaged, and Petrino is married with four kids. She was harassed online so badly that she had to shut down her wedding guestbook and registry.

There’s a song about it….

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Arkansas places Jessica Dorrell on paid leave

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It was announced today that Bobby Petrino will not appeal the ruling handed out against him by the University of Arkansas. It was also announced that his mistress Jessica Dorrell will go on paid leave from the Razorbacks athletic department. So now all three figures caught up in this scandal, Dorrell, Dorrell’s fiance Josh Morgan, and Petrino have been removed from the University.

Multiple sources are reporting today’s announcements.

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Why isn’t Petrino’s mistress, Jessica Dorrell talking?

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One of the most high profile people in the sports media world this week, is totally in hiding. Jessica Dorrell, mistress of fired Arkansas Razorbacks coach Bobby Petrino is in “safe mode” as friends and contacts described her. She’s been a trending term on the internet since Easter weekend, but she’s shunning any and all publicity.

Why?

Her fiance Josh Morgan lost his job with the University, much like Petrino. Is her gig next? Will she voluntarily step down?

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Jessica Dorrell’s fiance no longer working at Arkansas

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The fallout from the Bobby Petrino firing has begun. When you give a woman half your age that your having an affair with a job that 159 other people applied for plus 20 grand, these things happen.

Yes, you may have led the Arkansas Razorbacks to their highest ranking in twenty years, but being a top 5 team in college football just doesn’t cover these things up.

Petrino got his; now Jessica Dorell and her fiance are going to get there’s.

The very next day after the Petrino firing, Dorell’s (I guess it’s Dorrell now, for some reason half the media outlets reporting this story are spelling it “Dorrell,”) while the other half are spelling it “Dorell” fiance Josh Morgan is gone from the University.

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Razorbacks fire Bobby Petrino; who gave Jessica Dorell $20,000

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Bobby Petrino will no longer coach the Arkansas Razorbacks. He was fired as head football coach at the University of Arkansas, the school’s athletics director Jeff Long said Tuesday.

Petrino’s dishonesty about his “personal and professional relationship” with a fellow employee Jessica Dorell, who was riding with him on a motorcycle that crashed earlier this month was key to the decision, the AD told reporters.

“Coach Petrino knowingly misled the athletics department and the university about the circumstances related to his accident,” Long said in a news conference at the university’s baskeball arena in Fayetteville. Though the 51-year-old coach had “multiple opportunities” over four days after the accident to be forthcoming, “he chose not to.”

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Arkansas’ Jessica Dorell; Petrino’s gal-pal, shuts down wedding websites after defacing

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(BREAKING UPDATE: Arkansas fires Petrino)

Update: Dorrell’s fiance Josh Morgan no longer with the school

You know the story by now, (although for their sake, it’s good for them it broke right before a long holiday weekend started) Arkansas Razorbacks’ head coach Bobby Petrino had a female passenger with him when he crashed his motorcycle. This was first covered up, but eventually state police revealed it,  and the name in the report is Jessica Dorrell. (lots of pictures of her here). She became an internet sensation over the weekend.

The beautiful 25-year-old ex-Razorbacks volleyball player currently works in the Athletic Department at Arkansas. She is engaged to some guy named Josh who is the strength and conditioning coach for the Arkansas swimming and diving team. When an engaged woman has an “inappropriate relationship” to use Petrino’s words with a married father of four, who happens to be one of the most powerful men in the state, well…Here is where typical internet stalking turns to outright vicious vitriol.

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Bobby Petrino’s galpal: Arkansas’ Jessica Dorell (photos)

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(BREAKING UPDATE: Arkansas fires Petrino)

Update: Dorrell’s fiance Josh Morgan no longer with the school

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Arkansas Razorbacks head football coach Bobby Petrino was involved in a serious motorcycle accident Sunday evening. He received broken ribs and is currently wearing a neck brace

And Petrino had a female passenger on his bike (pictured above during her volleyball playing days at Arkansas) when he crashed on Sunday. According to the police report (pdf) (via arktimes.com) Petrino was accompanied by his new assistant, Jessica Dorrell. (lots of pics to come)

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