PHOTOS: 10 Hottest Jewish Women alive


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To quote Adam Sandler in ‘The Channukah Song,” “so many Jews are in the show business.” And so many hot Jewish women. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and for the first time in epochs, Channukah overlaps with Thanksgiving. Seriously, it’s been a long time.

A lot of the Jewish names that are huge in Hollywood you already know. After seeing this list you’ll know a few more that you hadn’t known previously. Hopefully, you’ll want to check out our Ten Hottest Canadian women.

You know this list is impressive when you look at the names of Jewish women that just missed: Sarah Silverman, Evan Rachel Wood, Isla Fisher, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Michelle Tractenberg, Rachel Bilson, Debra Messing. Yes, those are the Jewish women that missed the cut.

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10. Alicia Silverstone

“Clueless,” “The Crush,” Batgirl in one of the sh**ty 90s Batman movies, and classic Aerosmith videos; they all showed what a fine looking Jewess she is.

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9. Rashida Jones

You’ve seen her in The Office, the latest Muppet Movie and many other places. And this member of God’s choosen people has looked hot in all those places.

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8. Emy Reyes

Adult Film Actress/ Exotic Dancer/ Radio Co-Host with 50,000 followers of Twitter She also answered the bell when a teenage NASCAR fan was looking for a porn star to take to prom.

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7. Dianna Agron

Glee star once linked to Tim Tebow did a nice pictorial with a schoolgirl and cheerleader outfit on. Let’s see how many Jewish women on this list top that.

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6. Elizabeth Banks

The comic actress converted for her 2003 wedding to Max Handelman. She’s one of the same exact 6 people that Judd Apatow casts in EVERY movie he does, all of which are members of the tribe. Banks is a stage name, but you’ve seen her in everything- “40 year virgin,” as Laura Bush in “W.” Vince Papale’s girlfriend in “Invincible,” the CNBC anchor parody on “30 Rock,” the baby momma on “Scrubs” and many many more.

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5. Mila Kunis

The voice of Meg on Family Guy, and star of anything Seth MacFarlane creates, she’s one of the sexiest women alive. Also starred in “That 70s Show” and “Black Swan”

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4. Bar Rafaeli

Bar Refaeli was voted #1 on Maxim Magazine’s Hot 100 list for 2012. The Israeli stunner was destined for modeling and hotness glory as her mother, Tzipi Levine, was a successful model in the 1970s.

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3. Scarlett Johansson

A surprise Jew, especially given her name. She’s starred in movies made from everyone Woody Allen to Michael Bay. And she’s done some of the hottest scenes ever. Her leaked nude photos went viral; with those large funbags it’s easy to see why

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2. Alison Brie

Born Alison Brie Schermerhorn, her stage name rolls off the tongue quite a bit more. She’s best known for “Community” and “Mad Men” and being one hot Jewess. Alison Brie isn’t just one of the hottest Jewish women alive, she’s one of the hottest women alive, and second hottest and third hottest.

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1. Natalie Portman

The other star of ‘Black Swan,” is possibly still best known for being Queen/Senator Padme Amidala in the Star Wars prequels. The Harvard graduate upstaged the Texas-Baylor game this year with her amazing cleavage

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Comments

  1. Don’t forget some hot male Jews, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Logan Lerman, Andrew Garfield…

  2. Despite that my Jewish friends warn me about Jewish women, I’m attracted to them. Dina Meyer should be on this list.

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