The NFL’s answer to Weird Al Yankovic is FINALLY back. Friend of The Sports Bank and fellow New England Patriots fan BF83, known on YouTube by the proper name of Brady Fan 83, has given us a musical summation of the story that dominated the sports blogosphere last week.
That whole penis picture text exchange alleged by sideline princess Jenn Sterger, and denied by the Minnesota Vikings Brett Favre, for more on that go here.
Now onto the music.
This is hilarious, especially considering how much I hate both of the people that the song is about. Set to Lionel Richie’s “All Night Long.” It has 50,000+ views already.



Jenn Sterger a “sideline princess”? Football groupie is a more appropriate adjective.
(Nice jorts BTW, Favre!)
hahhahahhaha O-town, you have just opened up my favorite debates of all defining the term “sideline princess.” I started the category here in honor of Erin Andrews, the undisputed Queen.
To me, it means a woman who gets onto the sidelines of the game mostly because she’s host. I include cheerleaders, dance teams, sideline reporters and WAGs all in this same category. Now I know that might be demeaning to reporters, like say Charissa Thompson who actually do their job serviceably or better, but……if you were a model before getting your journalist job, you are a sideline princess. Just a sideline princess with a microphone.
Basically a sideline princess is someone who is mostly there because she’s hot. So then where do “in arena game hosts figure?” Sterger served in that capacity with the New York Jets, so I guess you could group her in.
Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s a total slag, slut, etc. But then again so are a good chunk of sideline princesses, not all just some.
It’s unfair that the solid reporters who happen to be hot are grouped into this category…but boo fuckin who it’s an unfair world. I deserve to be a lot higher up the food chain than I currently am, but I’m not going to cry about it
After hearing your opinion, I would like to hear what your Gator buddy thnks about how we define the term “sideline princess”
ALL TIME WORST- Melanie Collins, formerly of NBA TV, Big Ten Network. she was a MORON. absolutely HORRIBLE at her job. Only got because she was a bikini model. thank goodness she’s not on the air anymore