NY Jets TE Kellen Winslow Jr. caught masturbating in parking lot

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Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana outside a Target store in East Hanover New Jersey back in November. And now it turns out that he was allegedly masturbating in the car when he was caught. This story just keeps getting better doesn’t it?

New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan is really into feet. New York Jets Tight End Kellen Winslow Jr. is really into his own hand. But then again that’s true of every man, and I mean every man.

From the police report (via NJ.com):

As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.

So there you go, Kellen Winslow Jr. was supposedly stroking it, according to this witness before he got busted for weed. I think I know what his teammates are going to say to him next season when they want to do a little locker room hazing.

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