Let me make this absolutely clear. I despise writing posts about athlete personal lives. It’s mindless drivel which is so far beneath me…there isn’t enough alcohol distilled on this Earth that could dumb me down enough to actually care about player/coach wives, girlfriends, babies, kids etc. I’m going to keep “articles” on that TMZ crapola to a minimum moving forward.
That said, a San Francisco 49ers tight end that you’ve never heard of has a Hooters girlfriend in Sarah Hinton, a Michigan State graduate who was a finalist for Miss Hooters 2012. She’s attractive enough that I must break my rule about writing about cliche jersey-chasers.
Sarah Hinton is dating Niners player Garrett Celek (his brother Brent Celek plays tight end for the Philadelphia Eagles). You’ve actually heard of him.
Sarah Hinton Hooters calendar page
I started graduate school at Michigan State, I’m a big MSU fan and I’ve still never heard of Garret Celek. He went undrafted. Still he made the Niners and has recorded 4 catches for 51 yards in his NFL career. So that’s something. And his girlfriend is Sarah Hinton; who looks like this. Which is certainly more of a something.
Sarah Hinton video
Sarah Hinton Facebook page
Sarah Hinton Twitter
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