It’s safe to say the Monsters of the Midway are toiling because their 2011 season is certainly in the toilet.
The Chicago Bears didn’t get the Green Bay Packers A-game, or even their B+game, but they still got beat pretty bad. As my colleague in America’s Dairyland points out, it was an ugly penalty and turnover filled slopfest.
The turf at Soldier Field is among the worst in all of sports, but it was so bad yesterday that it necessitated a stoppage in play. The surface is a fine metaphor for the style of the game, and the Bears 2011 season prospects- all of them resemble excrement.
Also resembling excrement is the statistics surrounding the Bears running game and Matt Forte.
We’ll get to those numbers in some highlights from the Twitter stream below, and discuss their meaning after we get through these tweets. I was lucky enough to have some very expensive seats and very close seats for this game; courtesy of Verizon! So I did some tweets during the game that served as “taking notes” for this article.
Let’s get to the Twitterverse, I’m sure you can guess which one of mine was RTd by four different accounts.
Paul_M_BanksTSB
The knox catch was abt 10 rows away from me #bears #packers #nfl yfrog.com/kfb7ofdj
“Hey matt forte, grab the mic and root sway this way” 9 carries 2 yards .2 ypc #bears #packers
Most ppl at #soldierfield have a higher BAC than matt forte’s .2 yards per carry #bears #packers #nfl
Craig steltz is soooooooo bad. Even mark sanchez can exploit him
dan_bernsteinDan Bernstein
I’m not seeing many “pay Forte” tweets today.
JOCKpost Mike McMahon
At what point can the #Bears stop trying with Roy Williams?
NickGrays_TSBNick Grays
by Paul_M_BanksTSB
Because Mike McCarthy is just as good as Ron Zook at calling plays RT @Paul_M_BanksTSB y isn’t #aaronrodgers just throwin at steltz all day
Yes, you read those Forte numbers correctly. The Bears are now averaging 53.7 rush yards per game after accruing a whopping 13 yards rushing yesterday. And with 12 attempts, they matched their second fewest for the second straight game. Against New Orleans last week, they called 52 pass plays and handed off 11 times, with a scramble by Cutler bringing the total to 12.
-You’ve seen this, right? The AWESOME Devin Hester fake out punt return, that led to a Johnny Knox punt return TD. Which was called off for holding. Watch it here
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