Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries Getting Divorced. No Big Surprise!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

So a no-talent, famous-for-nothing, spoiled human being with no discernible purpose on this Earth (but a very discernible buttocks) had a marriage which a shelf life of just over two months?

SHOCKER!

Just 72 days after their $10 million wedding, Kim Kardashian plans to file for divorce from Kris Humphries on Monday, a source confirms to Us Weekly.

Your source for this breaking non-news? Ryan Seacrest.

“Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning,” Seacrest tweeted. “I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few minutes.”

The US Weekly story goes on to refer to Kardashian as a “reality star,” and Humprhries as a “NBA star”

I’m gonna say wrong on  both counts. The term reality star is much like the phrase “porn star,” a misnomer, an oxymoron. If you’re really a “star” you wouldn’t be in porn or reality trash, you’d have a better gig.

And Humprhies a NBA Star? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA. He’s been with four different clubs in his seven year career, and up until last year had never even started mroe than four games in a season! And never averaged double figures in socring in rebounding and points until last year with the very woeful New Jersey Nets. And his averages were 10.1 and 10.4 respectively. So I’d call him “NBA journeyman scrub who had one good year on the glass.”

Wow, US Weekly, your “journalism” ability is awful. Like Penn State passing game level awful.

And that’s th eonly reason we’re reporting this story here at TSB. It isn’t really news-worthy other than it involves a former Minnesota Golden Gophers player.

Also, you might remember the Humphries-Kardashian wedding as the one that inspired Lindsay Lohan to set a new world record for wedding reception cleavage displayed. You go girl!

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