Ten most popular Danica Patrick stories of ’13


Danica Patrick may not be so good at well you know competitive racing. Or at least her 2013 NASCAR rookie season, her first full-time at cup level, was pretty atrocious. However, she’s SEO gold. You have to write about her. Even though she’s bad. Even though she finishes 29th every single Sunday. There’s such a demand for coverage of her that you have to keep it up all silly season long.

1. New sponsor of Danica Patrick is…….8,151

2. Danica Patrick Ricky Stenhouse Jr romance inspiring funny NASCAR soundbites           5,513


3. Danica Patrick divorce made official (update)           4,763

4. Danica Patrick has a tramp stamp (Pics)             3,840

5. Danica Patrick reaches new low; doesn’t even survive half a lap           2,766

6. Is Danica Patrick the Tim Tebow of Racing?             2,743


7. Danica Patrick’s car will sport St. Patrick’s Day paint job on Sunday (PHOTO)         2,565

8. Danica Patrick has 0 Cup wins, Jimmie Johnson gets 66th victory           2,319

9. Danica Patrick finishes 29th yet AGAIN         1,879

10. Danica Patrick gets into an accident           1,458


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  1. What a bunch of envious dudes. Sure don’t hear you getting down on all the dudes that finish behind her and there are lots of them.

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