Scarlett Johansson on how annoying everyday, regular people are when you’re a celebrity. I’m not being snarky. I agree with her.
“I’m constantly surprised by how rude people are. You’ll be having an intimate dinner with a friend and there’s somebody on the table behind with a cameraphone pointing at your face. I think, ‘I would never take a photo of someone without asking.’
“I’m not traumatized by it but I find it can bring out the worst in humanity sometimes.”
-Radio announcer line of the week:
White Sox radio announcer Ed Farmer describes Detroit Tigers closer Jose Valverde- “for every save he acts like it’s his very first major league save. He sky points and gets down on one knee like he’s being knighted.”
-Is it me or is Farmeo’s partner Darrin Jackson speaking in a new tone for some reason? It’s like he changed his voice to sound more cigar-chomping, sunflower seed-spitting “hard core” to appeal to the meatball demographic. I’m not the first one to notice this, and I think the change happened subtly over time.
Megan Fox and her people’s jihad against answering baby questions.
You can then hear Megan’s publicist in the background telling them to stop the interview.
An embarrassed Steve later apologized on Entertainment Tonight, saying, “I’d like to formerly apologise to Ms. Fox for attacking her with the word ‘baby.’ Thankfully, there was a publicist there to stop me.”
-In case you missed the preview to the HOT Sharper Image campaign Fox is doing
- (USA Today) Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo made sure of that this morning in an interview with The Washington Post, calling Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels “fake tough” and that hitting Washington rookie Bryce Harper with a pitch Sunday was “a classless, gutless, chicken (bleep) act.”
-Racist sports-writing of the week:
You heard about Phil Mushnick of the New York Post dropping an N-bomb (and that’s just the start of racism in his trashy column attacking Jay-Z and his Brooklyn Nets in sleaze merchant’s Rupert Murdoch’s rag). Phil wrote:
Why the Brooklyn Nets when they can be the New York N——s? The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn B—-hes or Hoes. Team logo? A 9 mm with hollow-tip shell casings strewn beneath. Wanna be Jay-Z hip? Then go all the way!
-Bad business decision of the month:
(Sherman Report) Bill Simmons is right. For a league striving to grow its profile, it doesn’t make sense for an NHL team to deny a credential to a reporter from a national site.
In this case, the site is Grantland.com, and the reporter is Katie Baker. According to a tweet posted by Simmons, Grantland’s editor, the St. Louis Blues refused to give Baker a seat in the press box last week.
Still laughing that the Blues denied @katiebakes for a media credential last week. The NHL is the best. DON’T COVER US!!! STAY AWAY!
-At least Bill Simmons doesn’t have to deal with the Chicago Bears and Chicago Blackhawks Media Relations departments. Both have a very clear, well defined and articulated media relations policy. And the policy is “go eff yourself and go away.”
-Worst use of a football analogy ever:
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