Soxman vs. Seymour Pennants in a Red Line Series Rap Battle
From North to South, 71 city blocks separate Wrigley and the Cell, or approximately 8.8 MILES. From Lou Piniella vs. Ozzie Guillen in Chevy Ads, Shaq trashing Kobe in his rhymes, the “battle rap” is all the rage right now.
After the Cubs sweeping shellacking of the White Sox this past weekend, most southsiders have been silenced. So as we engage in another Cubs vs. Sox exchange, some may be surprised that our sock-laden, super hero, Soxman is standing tall and taking Cubs fans everywhere, head-on.
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(SM) So why would Soxman jump to the front of the pile? Let’s just say I owe it to the movie “8 Mile.â€Â Yes I’ll admit it, that the sweep was vile, and I won’t complain that some calls stunk worse than bile. Cubs fans are gloating and show boating, all the while looking for Sox fans to start scapegoating. As they laugh and sing “Hey Chicago What Do You Say?†I Lose Myself, and refuse to play. Cause to try and battle would only give them their way, so use your mind before you jump in the fray. Yes Cubs fans, you won okay? Congratulations…. and oh yeah have a nice day.
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The best team in baseball deserves a high five, and we’re also still in first and very much alive. So words of advice, if you continue to brag, hang that broom right next to our 2005 World Championship Flag.
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Regardless of what happens, or who finishes worst, always remember: WE WON IT FIRST. So we’re not bitter or trying to save face, but if you win the gold, it’s still SECOND PLACE.
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So good luck at going for the silver, we already won the gold, in a 100-year race, this battle is getting old. So the game is over, try to keep the pace, Sox fans instead focus on the AL Central race. So go  gloat over your three impressive wins, I’m onto to worrying about the Tigers, Indians, and Twins.
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(Seymour Pennants) Soxman…no long rants necessary, the scoreboard did all the talking
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The Cubs did all the talking when they kicked southside ass all over Chicago this weekend. I know those poor poor White Sox were suffering from jet lag due to the excruciating distance from their home field. I know Sox players aren’t used to playing at a field where they know their cars will still be there after the game. But winning teams gut up, and rise above challenges like…a fun atmosphere, nice bars and restaurants, and beautiful women. Maybe it was the bad call that was responsible for The Cubs winning 11-7 on Sat, and 7-1 on Sun, because both games we just so close.
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(SM) I think this is a re-run, the truth be told, your arguments are like you, played out and old. So why don’t you be original, instead of being bitter and cold, and say something we don’t know…now that would be bold! I know you’re my elder, and I look like a pup, at least I don’t need Viagra to get myself up. So with a World Series title your Cubs may flirt, but just remember that score on your “Since 1908†shirt.
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The longest winning streak at home in 65-years, is enough for me to man up and buy y’all a round of beers. I am a southsider and this exchange has been fun, but just remember, the final bell hasn’t rung.
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So make fun of my socks, I guess that’s where this exchange ends. Oh one more thing, you might want to change those Depends.
 Peace-out. Soxman takes off his Sox starter jacket, and his titled White Sox Cap and leaves the room pumping his chest.
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Soxman, That was well said, and often quite witty, especially ‘cause you must be feeling so shitty. But rather than rhyme about my bowels being loose, it’s much better done by the original Rapper…Dr. Seuss.
When you think things are bad, when you feel sour and blue, when you start to get mad… You should do what I do.
“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!â€
“I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful, one hundred percent.â€
“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.†Seuss, like the Cubs…..Rules!
Obama’s a Sox fan, Hillary was a Cubs fan, before she became a Yankees fan, before then becoming a Nationals fan or whatever team she supports today…we know who won the primary contest. Expect a similar spanking at the Cell this weekend.