Brewers fan Front Row Amy needs to go away

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Remember Front Row Amy, the Milwaukee Brewers fan who was a huge internet sensation due to her ginormous boobies? Well, the internet still seems to be caring about her for some reason, and none of us can seem to figure out why. There happened to be a lot of searches for her lately, and Tweets about her despite the fact that she didn’t actually do anything.

At least nothing more than she ever does. (which is nothing)

The point is why is anyone still talking about her? (Actually, why am I even devoting a whole post to someone who’s only claim to fame is being desperate to attract publicity)

Amy Willliams is so 2011; or 2010 or 20….DOOOOOOOO’T CAAAAAAAAREEEEEE

I didn’t care about Front Row Amy then, and I sure as hell don’t care about her now.

With Front Row Amy, there is no there. Period. End of story.

So just go away already. Please, just leave.

Paul M. Banks owns, operates and writes The Sports, which is partnered with Fox Sports Digital. Banks, a former writer for the Washington Times, currently contributes to the Chicago Tribune RedEye edition. He also appears regularly on numerous sports talk radio stations all across the country.

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  1. I dont think its only a man thing. I noticed amy a long time ago keeping score at the game and thought it was cool how much she loves the brewers. I love them too and it is great to see amy enjoy the game.Good to finally find out who she is.

  2. okay, i love the brewers too. but i can’t afford to sit front row at every home game. i also don’t leave my children at home and never bring them with. also, who claps after Every pitch? sure, maybe at the first strike or an important strike, but every one??? come on. you can’t honestly tell me she doesn’t just want publicity. also, she hardly keeps score. most of the time she’s got the card on the ground.

  3. enos thepenis says:

    Id love to munch that sweet nest of hers. Wonderful tits to boot.

  4. I think it’s great! I am sure her kids are well taken care of, after all, every mom needs time to get away. She’s lovely and articulate and educated. Lighten up, ladies. She loves her Brewers and hasn’t asked for your opinion of her life. Jeez, jealous much?

  5. Why is it that whenever a woman makes a negative comment about another women that it supposedly indicates jealousy? Seriously??

  6. I’m hoping her 15 minutes of fame are almost over.

  7. Shelby Melbourne says:

    She’s nothing but a sad, pathetic, desperate drama diva always looking for attention.

  8. When you put a product on the field as pathetic as this Brewer team, it’s nice to have a little distraction to get through a whole game. The writer of this little rant is the one who needs to go away.

  9. If Amy is such a big fan, why isn’t she dressed head to toe in Brewers gear? Because her only asset wouldn’t be sticking out for the world to see. My 2-year old noticed her on the TV one night, pointed, and said, “boobies!” She tweeted about the first day of school today – yet she probably wasn’t even there when her kids got home. Sad, sad, sad.

  10. Disrespect fans much?

  11. look at all the haters…..just because a beautiful woman who happens to be a baseball fan and a brewers fan has some attention…people have something negative to say… i say good for you amy. i love to see you on tv while i watch the brewers..i love to see someone else get attention than way over paid baseball players…. go amy go

  12. Shelby Melbourne says:

    Instead of spending money on plastic surgery for herself all the time, why doesn’t she get some braces on her kid’s teeth instead? They look like broken piano keys! Of course, when you are so self-absorbed in yourself one hundred percent, you don’t really care about anyone else! Sad!

  13. Anonymous says:

    My husband loves and respects Amy because she is a dedicated fan so don’t hate her because she still looks beautiful after three kids eat crow and leave alone she’s classy

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