Remember Front Row Amy, the Milwaukee Brewers fan who was a huge internet sensation due to her ginormous boobies? Well, the internet still seems to be caring about her for some reason, and none of us can seem to figure out why. There happened to be a lot of searches for her lately, and Tweets about her despite the fact that she didn’t actually do anything.
At least nothing more than she ever does. (which is nothing)
The point is why is anyone still talking about her? (Actually, why am I even devoting a whole post to someone who’s only claim to fame is being desperate to attract publicity)
Amy Willliams is so 2011; or 2010 or 20….DOOOOOOOO’T CAAAAAAAAREEEEEE
I didn’t care about Front Row Amy then, and I sure as hell don’t care about her now.
With Front Row Amy, there is no there. Period. End of story.
So just go away already. Please, just leave.
Paul M. Banks owns, operates and writes The Sports Bank.net, which is partnered with Fox Sports Digital. Banks, a former writer for the Washington Times, currently contributes to the Chicago Tribune RedEye edition. He also appears regularly on numerous sports talk radio stations all across the country.
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