F#©]{ Everyone Involved With The NHL Lockout (NSFW)

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With the nonsense going on between the millionaires and billionaires, who are acting like greedy little children now, I’ve have enough with the National Hockey League.  I’m fed up with everyone involved with possibly ending a second full season of hockey this decade, with either side not giving a damn about anyone other than themselves.  Not the fans, or arena employees, or actual team employees, or the income the leauge brings to struggling cities. Just themselves.  Oh, and money.  To hear what I have to say to each of these ridiculously greedy people threatening to kill hockey once again, continue after the jump.

 

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(sips water)

 

Fuck off Gary Bettman you are the biggest asshole among a group of select assholes allowed to run things. Fuck off Donald Fehr, you and your tubby ass brother don’t give a shit about getting praised from hundreds of rich dudes who are athletically superior to the rest of the world. Fuck off NHLPA, hope you’re enjoying jerking each other off in European spas and scoring against communist bloc failures instead of playing real hockey. Fuck off all 30 ownership groups and your slimy partners who clearly have no idea what the fuck hockey actually is or how to even play, and are clearly looking for away to recoup the billions they pissed away on roboromney. And most importantly…… FUCK YOU PROSKAUER ROSE AND BILL BATTERMAN. FUCK YOU PROSKAUER ROSE AND BILL BATTERMAN. FUCK YOU PROSKAUER ROSE AND BILL BATTERMAN. Your fucking dickish idea of raking every single pro sports league over the coals in a single calendar year isn’t only a fucking money grab, but shows how fucking worhtless you greedy cunts actually are. Go burn in hell. I will be watching plenty of college hockey this year. Hell, I’ll even go to the local rink and watch kids play. I’d rather deal with random parents who think I’m a pedophile than deal with this fucked up asinine bullshit that either side thinks any of the fans give a shit about. Go fuck yourselves on your piles of money. Hope you enjoy how fast it shrinks when NOBODY comes back to watch your games, nobody turns on the TV to pump the precious Nielsen Ratings, and nobody gives a fuck about the latest line of Reebok third jersesy. I don’t give a shit about the NHL right now, and if they actually gave a shit about any of the fans or any of the other employees that they are currently fist fucking, they’d get a deal done and be playing hockey, if not by American Thanksgiving, but at least by December. The end of the world is coming, unfortunately it’s for you National Hockey League. And it’s gonna come before 12.21.12 for you fucking morons.

 

 

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Bryan Vickroy has an addiction to hockey, and is willing to partake in all its forms.  He is skating extra shifts for The Sports Bank, covering the Minnesota Wild, the NHL, and NCAA hockey all year long.  Look for new articles throughout the week.  He can be followed on Twitter at @bryanvickroy.  If you’d prefer to speak in more than 140 characters at a time to him, he can be reached at bryan.vickroy@gmail.com.

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  1. nicely done

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