One of the drunkest and sluttiest human beings alive Tara Reid “starred” in “Sharknado” last Thursday night. And I haven’t stopped talking about since. What was Sharknado? It’s like “Deep Blue Sea” only much less watchable and way dumbed down. Oh and Tara Reid has had so much work done that she looks nothing like that picture above. Different person today. But the Sharknado sequel is coming! And it’s set for New York City.
Syfy has invited people to tweet suggestions for the sequel’s tagline using the hashtag #Sharknado. Submissions so far include “Sharknado 2: Electric Boogaloo”, “Sharknado 2: Sharks and the City” and “Sharknado 2: Taking a Bite out of the Big Apple”.
The ratings were bad. Even by SyFy standards, they were below par! And that’s with all that free publicity of approximately 4.5 million Twitter jokes about the horribleness of the film and Tara Reid. And yes, Tara Reid said she’s back for the sequel. If they’ll have her.
Here’s my reaction to the film.
#SharkNado it’s alcoholic superskank #TaraReid ,Steve from 90210 & stupidly far-fetched. Still more watchable than chicago baseball
— Paul M. Banks (@PaulMBanks) July 12, 2013
why are the hurricanes named after guys in #SharkNado ? And how often do hurricanes strike that part of the Pacific Ocean? #Typhoon
— Paul M. Banks (@PaulMBanks) July 12, 2013
oh nastyyyyyyyyy. that’s what #TaraReid looks like like today? Yuk!! #sharknado She looked just fine in #americanreunion
— Paul M. Banks (@PaulMBanks) July 12, 2013
Tara Reid is to acting what the White Sox are to selling tickets. This movie is too awful. not even fun bad. #SharkNado
— Paul M. Banks (@PaulMBanks) July 12, 2013
I thought #DeepBlueSea was the shittiest shark movie ever made. Enter #SharkNado #TaraReid
— Paul M. Banks (@PaulMBanks) July 12, 2013
#SharkNado #LeonardPart6 #Ishtar #HowardtheDuck #WaterWorld #DudeWheresMyCar #abrahamlincolnvampirehunter
— Paul M. Banks (@PaulMBanks) July 12, 2013
Dear Sharknado, thank you for drawing all the “you suck” attention way from me. Signed, Justin Bieber
— Paul M. Banks (@PaulMBanks) July 12, 2013
Never been so proud of our city RT @webjournalist In case you are wondering, @sharknado is a woman in Chicago. #Sharknado
— Lauran Berta (@LauranBerta) July 12, 2013
I actually can’t wait for @sharknado it might be even better then snakes on a plane !!! Lol ;) I hope you will have as much fun as I had
— Tara Reid (@TaraReid) July 11, 2013
If you EVER wondered WHY the terrorists HATE US #SharkNado
— Paul M. Banks (@PaulMBanks) July 12, 2013
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